this is me if you even care
February 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
this is me if you even care
When we eat the rich can we skip him?
November 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM
When we eat the rich can we skip him?
I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT HORSES PLEASE
October 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT HORSES PLEASE
Finally redownloaded bluesky after like a kajillion years because Twitter decided you can’t opt out of AI training anymore.
October 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Finally redownloaded bluesky after like a kajillion years because Twitter decided you can’t opt out of AI training anymore.
did you do every drug?
Yeah I like Dune 2. Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me, says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me, and
March 4, 2024 at 11:53 AM
did you do every drug?
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Got a really incredible email a few weeks ago about my lifting program that I almost immediately forwarded to my mom; it's from a 70 yo woman who floored her doctors with how strong she was and how fast she was able to recover after breaking her hip, and can put her own suitcase in the overhead bin
January 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Got a really incredible email a few weeks ago about my lifting program that I almost immediately forwarded to my mom; it's from a 70 yo woman who floored her doctors with how strong she was and how fast she was able to recover after breaking her hip, and can put her own suitcase in the overhead bin
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I think this could fix some of you
December 21, 2023 at 7:10 AM
I think this could fix some of you
I went to bed at 7:00 LAST NIGHT!! AND I WOKE UP AT 11 THIS MORNING!!! WHY DO I NEED 15 HOURS OF SLEEP?! I EVEN TOOK A NAP YESTERDAY!!!
December 17, 2023 at 7:38 PM
I went to bed at 7:00 LAST NIGHT!! AND I WOKE UP AT 11 THIS MORNING!!! WHY DO I NEED 15 HOURS OF SLEEP?! I EVEN TOOK A NAP YESTERDAY!!!
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December 16, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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I complain that days are too short and that I'm wasting my life away but i wake up at like 10:45 AM
December 15, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I complain that days are too short and that I'm wasting my life away but i wake up at like 10:45 AM
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Hey folks—if you type “thank my driver” in the search bar on Amazon, and click the “Thank my driver” bar that pops up after you search, they are tipping the driver of your recent order $5.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
December 14, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Hey folks—if you type “thank my driver” in the search bar on Amazon, and click the “Thank my driver” bar that pops up after you search, they are tipping the driver of your recent order $5.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
I’m shocked, but it works.
Please tip delivery workers, especially at this time of year.
I won't fight for my country but i WILL fight for a twink who is slightly feminine but also masculine and wears eyeliner and smells like vanilla and strawberries and has medium-long white hair who is very sarcastic and sometimes mean but normally very sweet and is a ray of sunshine with a dark side
December 14, 2023 at 7:12 AM
I won't fight for my country but i WILL fight for a twink who is slightly feminine but also masculine and wears eyeliner and smells like vanilla and strawberries and has medium-long white hair who is very sarcastic and sometimes mean but normally very sweet and is a ray of sunshine with a dark side
Reminder to everyone commenting under this post that just because the country Israel is at war with Palestine, that doesn't mean that all Jewish people are. Happy Hanukkah!
December 14, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Reminder to everyone commenting under this post that just because the country Israel is at war with Palestine, that doesn't mean that all Jewish people are. Happy Hanukkah!
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apparently if u reflexively kick one of santa’s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall
December 14, 2023 at 3:31 AM
apparently if u reflexively kick one of santa’s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall
Should i just start inviting celebrities i like
December 13, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Should i just start inviting celebrities i like
Came on here to post silly things but stuff like this annoys me so much like, as a gay person, that is absolutely none of their business. That is personal information and they are not entitled to know, besides why do they even care?
applying for a job rn thats like are you gay, straight, or homophobic?
December 13, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Came on here to post silly things but stuff like this annoys me so much like, as a gay person, that is absolutely none of their business. That is personal information and they are not entitled to know, besides why do they even care?
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With new advances in technology, computers will be able to do tiresome and unrewarding work like painting, writing, and composing music, leaving human beings free to create shareholder value and protect inventory
December 13, 2023 at 7:28 PM
With new advances in technology, computers will be able to do tiresome and unrewarding work like painting, writing, and composing music, leaving human beings free to create shareholder value and protect inventory
I hate when my parents are like "When i die..." Like SHUT UP you are never gonna die i will reach into your chest and pump your heart with my BARE HANDS
December 13, 2023 at 7:50 AM
I hate when my parents are like "When i die..." Like SHUT UP you are never gonna die i will reach into your chest and pump your heart with my BARE HANDS
I'm so frustrated right now i can't make a melody to save my life 😭
December 13, 2023 at 6:28 AM
I'm so frustrated right now i can't make a melody to save my life 😭
I'm gonna start making some of my posts lyrics and seeing if you guys can pick out which are which
December 13, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I'm gonna start making some of my posts lyrics and seeing if you guys can pick out which are which
Slipknot literally copied taylor swift like...
Custer: da t t da tt da da da
I did something bad: da g di di di di di di dja dja
Custer: da t t da tt da da da
I did something bad: da g di di di di di di dja dja
December 13, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Slipknot literally copied taylor swift like...
Custer: da t t da tt da da da
I did something bad: da g di di di di di di dja dja
Custer: da t t da tt da da da
I did something bad: da g di di di di di di dja dja
Me with Fallout 4, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas
i think for the rest of my life i'm going to play through a rotation of xcom 2, civ, rimworld, and rocket league. occasionally i'll buy a new game, play a couple hours, and then say wait nevermind, you're not xcom 2, civ, rimworld or rocket league
December 13, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Me with Fallout 4, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas
So far @jonbois.bsky.social is the funniest person I've found on this app and their sense of humor is about to become my entire personality
December 13, 2023 at 2:38 AM
So far @jonbois.bsky.social is the funniest person I've found on this app and their sense of humor is about to become my entire personality