Rob
@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25.
📍 Hampshire, UK
📍 Hampshire, UK
The Phaaaaaantom of the opera is here… 🎶
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Phaaaaaantom of the opera is here… 🎶
Playing Scrabble with my mum last night and Rosie wanted to join in.
MEOW - 9 points.
MEOW - 9 points.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Playing Scrabble with my mum last night and Rosie wanted to join in.
MEOW - 9 points.
MEOW - 9 points.
Today’s gym pump is supported by…
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today’s gym pump is supported by…
At the weekend I found* this serving dish which had been left by a previous owner hidden on the top shelf of a cupboard. I thought it was a slightly abstract landscape of mountains. WRONG. It's a naked woman, who I now call Shakira, because I did in fact confuse her breasts with mountains.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
At the weekend I found* this serving dish which had been left by a previous owner hidden on the top shelf of a cupboard. I thought it was a slightly abstract landscape of mountains. WRONG. It's a naked woman, who I now call Shakira, because I did in fact confuse her breasts with mountains.
"What are you doing with your annual leave, Rob?"
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"What are you doing with your annual leave, Rob?"
Why is anything shoulder related at the gym so damn hard? I’ve been stuck at the same overhead press weight for, like, a fucking decade at this point 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why is anything shoulder related at the gym so damn hard? I’ve been stuck at the same overhead press weight for, like, a fucking decade at this point 😭
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November 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Peak middle-aged gay is seeing the front of a hotel and thinking “Alex Polizzi would HATE this”
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Peak middle-aged gay is seeing the front of a hotel and thinking “Alex Polizzi would HATE this”
I love bread. When I grow up, I want to be bread 👀
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I love bread. When I grow up, I want to be bread 👀
If you think you're having a hard day at work, just be thankful you're not on the BBC news desk trying to report on the Epstein emails right now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
If you think you're having a hard day at work, just be thankful you're not on the BBC news desk trying to report on the Epstein emails right now.
My dad wants to see me on Boxing Day and I have no excuses, no reasons to get out of it. I just don't want to. I don't want to see him, I don't want to see a cousin I've not seen in 10+ years, and I absolutely can't be fucked with going into central London for lunch with them. Ugh.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My dad wants to see me on Boxing Day and I have no excuses, no reasons to get out of it. I just don't want to. I don't want to see him, I don't want to see a cousin I've not seen in 10+ years, and I absolutely can't be fucked with going into central London for lunch with them. Ugh.
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
Just filled the tank. I've done around 420 miles this week and she took a smidge over 33 litres. Bearing in mind they'd likely have driven 15-20 miles to deliver it before I got in, that's easily more than 60mpg without any effort. Impressive.
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just filled the tank. I've done around 420 miles this week and she took a smidge over 33 litres. Bearing in mind they'd likely have driven 15-20 miles to deliver it before I got in, that's easily more than 60mpg without any effort. Impressive.
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
You know Sue, big fat Sue?
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You know Sue, big fat Sue?