Rob
@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25.
📍 Hampshire, UK
📍 Hampshire, UK
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card!
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card!
Three minute rest breaks between sets simultaneously feels like an epic lifetime and also not quite long enough when the squats are heavy 🏋🏼♂️
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Three minute rest breaks between sets simultaneously feels like an epic lifetime and also not quite long enough when the squats are heavy 🏋🏼♂️
It’s 1969 but Norma’s Rolls has a August 2014 tax disc in the window 😂
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s 1969 but Norma’s Rolls has a August 2014 tax disc in the window 😂
Sometimes I send emails while muttering to myself what I actually want to say and then have to check my sent items to be sure I didn't accidentally type that.
Like, just checking the email says "Yes, Ben, that's correct" not "fucking hell, Ben, keep up."
Like, just checking the email says "Yes, Ben, that's correct" not "fucking hell, Ben, keep up."
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Sometimes I send emails while muttering to myself what I actually want to say and then have to check my sent items to be sure I didn't accidentally type that.
Like, just checking the email says "Yes, Ben, that's correct" not "fucking hell, Ben, keep up."
Like, just checking the email says "Yes, Ben, that's correct" not "fucking hell, Ben, keep up."
Holy shit the gym is BUSY this morning 😧
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Holy shit the gym is BUSY this morning 😧
Show your lock screen.
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Show your lock screen.
Doesn’t she look tired?
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Doesn’t she look tired?
Saturday night. I’ve had a wine or two. And I’m in the mood to kiss a boy but instead I’m sitting on the couch eating biscuits.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Saturday night. I’ve had a wine or two. And I’m in the mood to kiss a boy but instead I’m sitting on the couch eating biscuits.
Ah, internet shopping. Isn't the modern era wonderful?
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Ah, internet shopping. Isn't the modern era wonderful?
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
I have absolutely no plans today whatsoever. What to do with myself?!
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I have absolutely no plans today whatsoever. What to do with myself?!
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
Hey, if you’re an anonymous profile and/or just repost porn then your comments and likes on my photos aren’t compliments, they’re weird and I’ll probably block you.Thanks x
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Hey, if you’re an anonymous profile and/or just repost porn then your comments and likes on my photos aren’t compliments, they’re weird and I’ll probably block you.Thanks x
Oh, no. I was completely adept in my teenage years of changing gear in between texting on a Nokia with T9 dictionary 🤳
Bring back stick shifts so people don’t have a free hand to text with
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Oh, no. I was completely adept in my teenage years of changing gear in between texting on a Nokia with T9 dictionary 🤳
When your phone can’t decide what tone your skin should be so you have to post both versions 🤳🏻
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
When your phone can’t decide what tone your skin should be so you have to post both versions 🤳🏻
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“What are your intentions with that Irishman?”
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“What are your intentions with that Irishman?”
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Important perspective from Greenland.
Just FYI for those who don't already know, if you use Nectar points to buy something in Argos and then return it, the refund is usually cash/refund to your card, not in points.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Just FYI for those who don't already know, if you use Nectar points to buy something in Argos and then return it, the refund is usually cash/refund to your card, not in points.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
When their username on Grindr is "home alone".
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
When their username on Grindr is "home alone".
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
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The people who came to Brianna's vigil were the many friends, as an isolated trans girl, she had made on social media. The people who were convicted of her murder knew her in real life, and used transphobic slurs to discuss her.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The people who came to Brianna's vigil were the many friends, as an isolated trans girl, she had made on social media. The people who were convicted of her murder knew her in real life, and used transphobic slurs to discuss her.
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He was a bator boy, he said edge me later boy
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
He was a bator boy, he said edge me later boy
Seeing the boy again tonight for Round 2.
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
Sunday plan:
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Seeing the boy again tonight for Round 2.
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I report directly into one of the company directors and checking his availability this morning I can see he's blocked out Tuesday afternoon and the full day on Thursday for "shooting" at two different farms/shooting schools.
Clearly a busy man 🤭
Clearly a busy man 🤭
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I report directly into one of the company directors and checking his availability this morning I can see he's blocked out Tuesday afternoon and the full day on Thursday for "shooting" at two different farms/shooting schools.
Clearly a busy man 🤭
Clearly a busy man 🤭