Rob
@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25.
📍 Hampshire, UK
📍 Hampshire, UK
Doesn’t she look tired?
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Doesn’t she look tired?
Saturday night. I’ve had a wine or two. And I’m in the mood to kiss a boy but instead I’m sitting on the couch eating biscuits.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Saturday night. I’ve had a wine or two. And I’m in the mood to kiss a boy but instead I’m sitting on the couch eating biscuits.
Ah, internet shopping. Isn't the modern era wonderful?
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Ah, internet shopping. Isn't the modern era wonderful?
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
Yes, let me just measure my tits before buying pants.
I have absolutely no plans today whatsoever. What to do with myself?!
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I have absolutely no plans today whatsoever. What to do with myself?!
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
Hey, if you’re an anonymous profile and/or just repost porn then your comments and likes on my photos aren’t compliments, they’re weird and I’ll probably block you.Thanks x
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Hey, if you’re an anonymous profile and/or just repost porn then your comments and likes on my photos aren’t compliments, they’re weird and I’ll probably block you.Thanks x
Oh, no. I was completely adept in my teenage years of changing gear in between texting on a Nokia with T9 dictionary 🤳
Bring back stick shifts so people don’t have a free hand to text with
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Oh, no. I was completely adept in my teenage years of changing gear in between texting on a Nokia with T9 dictionary 🤳
When your phone can’t decide what tone your skin should be so you have to post both versions 🤳🏻
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
When your phone can’t decide what tone your skin should be so you have to post both versions 🤳🏻
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“What are your intentions with that Irishman?”
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“What are your intentions with that Irishman?”
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Important perspective from Greenland.
Just FYI for those who don't already know, if you use Nectar points to buy something in Argos and then return it, the refund is usually cash/refund to your card, not in points.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Just FYI for those who don't already know, if you use Nectar points to buy something in Argos and then return it, the refund is usually cash/refund to your card, not in points.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
A simple points-to-cash transaction if you needed it.
When their username on Grindr is "home alone".
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
When their username on Grindr is "home alone".
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
You're a 42 year old, for god's sake. I don't care whether it's your husband, your mum, or your housemates, but none of these living situations give me any incentive to make conversation with you.
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The people who came to Brianna's vigil were the many friends, as an isolated trans girl, she had made on social media. The people who were convicted of her murder knew her in real life, and used transphobic slurs to discuss her.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The people who came to Brianna's vigil were the many friends, as an isolated trans girl, she had made on social media. The people who were convicted of her murder knew her in real life, and used transphobic slurs to discuss her.
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He was a bator boy, he said edge me later boy
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
He was a bator boy, he said edge me later boy
Seeing the boy again tonight for Round 2.
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
Sunday plan:
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Seeing the boy again tonight for Round 2.
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I haven't scared him off with my banter, but I might do with my cooking 😂
I report directly into one of the company directors and checking his availability this morning I can see he's blocked out Tuesday afternoon and the full day on Thursday for "shooting" at two different farms/shooting schools.
Clearly a busy man 🤭
Clearly a busy man 🤭
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I report directly into one of the company directors and checking his availability this morning I can see he's blocked out Tuesday afternoon and the full day on Thursday for "shooting" at two different farms/shooting schools.
Clearly a busy man 🤭
Clearly a busy man 🤭
Sunday plan:
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Sunday plan:
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
Stay in bed until 9am✅
Tell the boy from last night I want to see him again✅
Light a nice candle to waft through the house✅
Doomscroll Reddit ✅
Open Sims 4 to game the day away ✅
Make a very slow-cooked bolognese all afternoon for dinner 🔜
Putting money aside each month for a tax bill feels responsible, but having to pay the bill in late January never feels any nicer 🤢
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Putting money aside each month for a tax bill feels responsible, but having to pay the bill in late January never feels any nicer 🤢
You know when you kiss a man so much you get beard-rash from his stubble?
Yeah. That.
Yeah. That.
Hair done ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You know when you kiss a man so much you get beard-rash from his stubble?
Yeah. That.
Yeah. That.
Hair done ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Hair done ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
Balls shaved ✅
Clean sheets on the bed ✅
Meeting a boy for a drink ✅
I'd love for someone to do an analysis of round-table voting over the series and show whether or not the players are actually any good at finding traitors, or if their attempts are no better than pure chance/luck.
In this game, the perfect theory (even if actually correct) always has an alternative explanation.
What if - it wasn’t Stephen who heard the perfect murder target in that isolated room. What if it was just a random pick by another player, but it fits the theory?
What if - it wasn’t Stephen who heard the perfect murder target in that isolated room. What if it was just a random pick by another player, but it fits the theory?
add in too that the round tables are forced to make a decision based on whatever imperfect evidence they have - sometimes they have very little to go on, yet get very heated to get people to accept the (exaggerated) weight of the little they have. Joe Public suffers from this too. Yet vote they must
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I'd love for someone to do an analysis of round-table voting over the series and show whether or not the players are actually any good at finding traitors, or if their attempts are no better than pure chance/luck.
Was attempting a flirty chat with a guy I’ve hooked up with and sent a risqué photo. He just ❤️’d it so I asked if he’d rather we stop talking.
His reply was “seen it before”.
His reply was “seen it before”.
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Was attempting a flirty chat with a guy I’ve hooked up with and sent a risqué photo. He just ❤️’d it so I asked if he’d rather we stop talking.
His reply was “seen it before”.
His reply was “seen it before”.
It’s bad enough taking care of myself, never mind anyone else.
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It’s bad enough taking care of myself, never mind anyone else.