Rob
@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25.
📍 Hampshire, UK
📍 Hampshire, UK
The Phaaaaaantom of the opera is here… 🎶
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Phaaaaaantom of the opera is here… 🎶
Playing Scrabble with my mum last night and Rosie wanted to join in.
MEOW - 9 points.
MEOW - 9 points.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Playing Scrabble with my mum last night and Rosie wanted to join in.
MEOW - 9 points.
MEOW - 9 points.
Today’s gym pump is supported by…
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today’s gym pump is supported by…
At the weekend I found* this serving dish which had been left by a previous owner hidden on the top shelf of a cupboard. I thought it was a slightly abstract landscape of mountains. WRONG. It's a naked woman, who I now call Shakira, because I did in fact confuse her breasts with mountains.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
At the weekend I found* this serving dish which had been left by a previous owner hidden on the top shelf of a cupboard. I thought it was a slightly abstract landscape of mountains. WRONG. It's a naked woman, who I now call Shakira, because I did in fact confuse her breasts with mountains.
"What are you doing with your annual leave, Rob?"
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"What are you doing with your annual leave, Rob?"
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
You know Sue, big fat Sue?
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You know Sue, big fat Sue?
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
The bots are sending poetry.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The bots are sending poetry.
People what use Philips Hue with Apple Home… what’s your go-to colour choice for the lamps? Adaptive is too cold in the afternoons but I’m never sure which one feels best as a gentle warm white.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
People what use Philips Hue with Apple Home… what’s your go-to colour choice for the lamps? Adaptive is too cold in the afternoons but I’m never sure which one feels best as a gentle warm white.
Check out that release date 😵
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Check out that release date 😵
More men being shit. Love that for me.
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
More men being shit. Love that for me.