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Roland 🦦
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It’s later than you think…
John St. Paul is Epstein class
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
It’s super interesting to me that Billy covers Salmon. Bluegrass rules and codes =\= jam band rules and codes
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Amby sitting in with Jesse Welles is breaking my brain
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
When fuzzy rainbows? Trying to time with commute
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The precise moment Western civilization peaked
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Alright Jerry
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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POV you’re riffing on bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Jack-a-Roe is a trans anthem, btw
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Pilot run adapting the altruistic bikeshare rewards program into a walk/run interval workout. Just banked $10 in a 60-minute session 😛
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
From a song about tragedy impending, we’re gonna move swiftly into a song about tragedy narrowly averted
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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At some point people will have to understand that these guys aren't in the Trump administration despite their friendship with Jeffrey Epstein but precisely because of it
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Not 100% convinced that doubles luge needs to exist
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
If you need me, I’ll be in #FlavorTown
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Stocking up on all the clearance Dry Jan fancy drinks like it’s November 1 Halloween candy
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If you’re pulling your hair out at the Bondi hearing, it helps a little to reframe not solely as a reflection of feeling above consequences, but also as a terrible TV performance that almost surely displeased the TV president
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Keep thinking I have tinnitus, but it’s just the Olympics
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Let this one rest for 90 mins
“Dense bean salads” is a psyop. Those are just regular ass bean salads.
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
“Dense bean salads” is a psyop. Those are just regular ass bean salads.
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Turns out this isn’t how drafts work
Im actually not awake rn, dear reader. That’s the magic of drafts!
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Im actually not awake rn, dear reader. That’s the magic of drafts!
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Whether it’s my toddler or the people in power around me, my life is increasingly dominated by other people’s big feelings and their own inability to understand them.

(Obviously my toddler’s off the hook for this one)
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Shoulda left this in drafts
Drafts bitch!!!
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM