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Roland 🦦
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It’s later than you think…
::pours dram of late Moderado-era madeira::

Time to review some bsky dot com drafts…
February 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
New self-serve Green Day fast casual breakfast concept:

Sometimes I Give Myself the Crepes
February 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I bet there’s people named like Mike Johnson who live off unclaimed property checks
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
DOPE vibe adds for Gonzo. Turns out being genre promiscuous means you can host a uniquely interesting festival.
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 PM
What would you get with a $1m allowance?

I think I’d go for this upright piano that Lennon wrote ADITL on + this James Brown stage cape
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Some really amazing objects in this auction. Fun to browse
www.christies.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ya boi Ro’ just locked in 2 nights for Billy Fisherssss!!
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Behold the greatest scandal in curling since “Broomgate” in 2015
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Team Pursuit, aka human centipede on ice
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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John St. Paul is Epstein class
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
John St. Paul is Epstein class
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
It’s super interesting to me that Billy covers Salmon. Bluegrass rules and codes =\= jam band rules and codes
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Amby sitting in with Jesse Welles is breaking my brain
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
When fuzzy rainbows? Trying to time with commute
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The precise moment Western civilization peaked
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Alright Jerry
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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POV you’re riffing on bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Jack-a-Roe is a trans anthem, btw
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Pilot run adapting the altruistic bikeshare rewards program into a walk/run interval workout. Just banked $10 in a 60-minute session 😛
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
From a song about tragedy impending, we’re gonna move swiftly into a song about tragedy narrowly averted
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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At some point people will have to understand that these guys aren't in the Trump administration despite their friendship with Jeffrey Epstein but precisely because of it
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Not 100% convinced that doubles luge needs to exist
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM