why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

I was looking forward to the festive pottery throwdown this year but Rachel bloody Riley is on it.

'I love Christmas....and suing people'

The real person of the year.

My local shopping centre has seen fit to use AI slop for a poster. spot the errors and weep.

My lukewarm take that is apparently too hot for folks is that people's cinema etiquette is getting worse and worse and it's actively ruining an already failing industry.

Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

The photo of NGC 6992 by Hannah Grace Rochford that inspired my Alien poster

I really need someone to explain the chokehold that Sarah J Maas has over readers because I genuinely do not understand it. I DNF'd the ACOTAR series because it was giving me the ick. They're overlong, underedited and the sex scenes are embarassing. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Gonna start my first post off strong.

The biggest benefit scroungers in the UK are the politicians and the upper classes.