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Sorry senators. The latest polling is in, and likely voters are more concerned about childcare costs than political violence, so we can't be seen opposing your summary executions.
(Also, we have no plan to address childcare costs.)
(Also, we have no plan to address childcare costs.)
Trump says Democrats' message to military is 'seditious behavior' punishable by death
President Donald Trump is accusing half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal ...
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sorry senators. The latest polling is in, and likely voters are more concerned about childcare costs than political violence, so we can't be seen opposing your summary executions.
(Also, we have no plan to address childcare costs.)
(Also, we have no plan to address childcare costs.)
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"Some books are just so full of wonderful moments--like every page! I'm reading @zzclaybourne's BREATH, WARMTH, AND DREAM, and I am ~raking in~ the quotations...
"'She said lost feathers are blessed by all gods...'"
Thank you, @asakiyume.bsky.social for sharing this light this morning!
"'She said lost feathers are blessed by all gods...'"
Thank you, @asakiyume.bsky.social for sharing this light this morning!
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Some books are just so full of wonderful moments--like every page! I'm reading @zzclaybourne's BREATH, WARMTH, AND DREAM, and I am ~raking in~ the quotations...
"'She said lost feathers are blessed by all gods...'"
Thank you, @asakiyume.bsky.social for sharing this light this morning!
"'She said lost feathers are blessed by all gods...'"
Thank you, @asakiyume.bsky.social for sharing this light this morning!
Good thing nothing like this has ever gone wrong before.
US and Russia draw up peace plan for Ukraine that includes big concessions from Kyiv
The U.S. and Russia have drawn up a plan aimed at ending the war in Ukraine that calls for major concessions from Kyiv.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Good thing nothing like this has ever gone wrong before.
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Heading over soon!
PEOPLES OF REDMOND I HAVE MANIFESTED IN YOUR CITY
BEWARE
B E W A R E ! ! !
And then come out to @brick-mortar.bsky.social where I'll be chatting with @djangowexler.bsky.social about an hour or so from now.
BEWARE
B E W A R E ! ! !
And then come out to @brick-mortar.bsky.social where I'll be chatting with @djangowexler.bsky.social about an hour or so from now.
PEOPLES OF THE AMERICAN WEST COAST
I'm about to get on the road to Los Angeles as I fully begin this trip. Hope to see many of you tonight and in the nights to come.
I'm about to get on the road to Los Angeles as I fully begin this trip. Hope to see many of you tonight and in the nights to come.
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Heading over soon!
Today in "Why does my cat want to murder me?"
He got used to stealing this heating pad as soon as it came out of the microwave. This time he "stole" it when it was just sitting around at a tragically ambient temperature.
Pretty sure he thinks I broke it to spite him.
He got used to stealing this heating pad as soon as it came out of the microwave. This time he "stole" it when it was just sitting around at a tragically ambient temperature.
Pretty sure he thinks I broke it to spite him.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Today in "Why does my cat want to murder me?"
He got used to stealing this heating pad as soon as it came out of the microwave. This time he "stole" it when it was just sitting around at a tragically ambient temperature.
Pretty sure he thinks I broke it to spite him.
He got used to stealing this heating pad as soon as it came out of the microwave. This time he "stole" it when it was just sitting around at a tragically ambient temperature.
Pretty sure he thinks I broke it to spite him.
Thank goodness we got rid of cancel culture. Now good people aren't afraid to share common-sense opinions on the internet.
This is something that a real person really wrote and meant for reals.
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thank goodness we got rid of cancel culture. Now good people aren't afraid to share common-sense opinions on the internet.
You can take my sandwich when you pry it from my greasy, mustard-stained hands.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You can take my sandwich when you pry it from my greasy, mustard-stained hands.
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Believe they would have won the culture war if not for a vast liberal conspiracy to control the media.
Also believe the The Great Gatsby is a book about how swell it was to be rich in the '20s.
Also believe the The Great Gatsby is a book about how swell it was to be rich in the '20s.
Trump hosted 'Great Gatsby' Halloween party hours before SNAP funding lapsed
President Donald Trump has come under fire after he hosted a "Great Gatsby" themed Halloween party just hours before millions of Americans lost their SNAP benefits.
abcnews.go.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Believe they would have won the culture war if not for a vast liberal conspiracy to control the media.
Also believe the The Great Gatsby is a book about how swell it was to be rich in the '20s.
Also believe the The Great Gatsby is a book about how swell it was to be rich in the '20s.
I get e-mails.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I get e-mails.
New on the free (and only) level at my Patreon:
The defining question of our time, plus one author's darkest secret revealed.
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The defining question of our time, plus one author's darkest secret revealed.
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Reader Question & Author Gossip for Nov 1, 2025 | Robyn Bennis Doesn't Want Your Money, Actually
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November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
New on the free (and only) level at my Patreon:
The defining question of our time, plus one author's darkest secret revealed.
www.patreon.com/posts/reader...
The defining question of our time, plus one author's darkest secret revealed.
www.patreon.com/posts/reader...
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Good morning, and happy Sunday!
Today, we share our first Guest Post of A Month of Rain and Reads. In it @zzclaybourne.bsky.social talks about reading as a connection rather than as an escape.
How have your favourite books change you?
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-w...
#AMoRaR #BooksSky
Today, we share our first Guest Post of A Month of Rain and Reads. In it @zzclaybourne.bsky.social talks about reading as a connection rather than as an escape.
How have your favourite books change you?
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-w...
#AMoRaR #BooksSky
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Good morning, and happy Sunday!
Today, we share our first Guest Post of A Month of Rain and Reads. In it @zzclaybourne.bsky.social talks about reading as a connection rather than as an escape.
How have your favourite books change you?
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-w...
#AMoRaR #BooksSky
Today, we share our first Guest Post of A Month of Rain and Reads. In it @zzclaybourne.bsky.social talks about reading as a connection rather than as an escape.
How have your favourite books change you?
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-w...
#AMoRaR #BooksSky
No, I DO NOT have tension in my neck and shoulders. I'm just doing upper-body Kegels.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No, I DO NOT have tension in my neck and shoulders. I'm just doing upper-body Kegels.
"What do you mean, I'm sitting in *your* chair? Need I remind you that you're the sub in this relationship?"
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"What do you mean, I'm sitting in *your* chair? Need I remind you that you're the sub in this relationship?"
"Why did you wake me and how do you wish to die? Please answer succinctly."
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Why did you wake me and how do you wish to die? Please answer succinctly."
Can't go to the grocery store. Cat stole purse.
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Can't go to the grocery store. Cat stole purse.
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Been out a month. No records broken, no medias blitzed. But based on what I'm hearing... it's doing what it needed to do.
Witches rock.
Witches rock.
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Been out a month. No records broken, no medias blitzed. But based on what I'm hearing... it's doing what it needed to do.
Witches rock.
Witches rock.
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I was going to wait till Monday to post but I guess there's no time like the present...
Donate to Help Zig Replace His Beloved Galileo, organized by Clarence Young
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October 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I was going to wait till Monday to post but I guess there's no time like the present...
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The perfect book to guarantee A-list esteem at all your parties.
::disclaimer idras melba is in no way meant to be idris elba and there is no reason to get lawyers involved stop it::
::disclaimer idras melba is in no way meant to be idris elba and there is no reason to get lawyers involved stop it::
Speculative fiction shines far beyond our genre labels. Storyteller Zig Zag Claybourne can whisk you through oceans, space, and time - but did you know the man can also get you in the room with *the* Idras Melba. Laugh until your ass jiggles along with: Conversations with Idras by Z.Z. Claybourne.
Conversations With Idras: A Satire
A Satire
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October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The perfect book to guarantee A-list esteem at all your parties.
::disclaimer idras melba is in no way meant to be idris elba and there is no reason to get lawyers involved stop it::
::disclaimer idras melba is in no way meant to be idris elba and there is no reason to get lawyers involved stop it::
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October 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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He cat.
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He cat.
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It's been a minute since I last bookposted. May I please try to break your heart in 100 pages? I'll do my best to pick up the pieces afterwards to give them back...some of them will be missing, and we might cut ourselves, but we'll be glad of everything we get back. psychopomp.com/product/star...
Starstruck, by Aimee Ogden | Psychopomp
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October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's been a minute since I last bookposted. May I please try to break your heart in 100 pages? I'll do my best to pick up the pieces afterwards to give them back...some of them will be missing, and we might cut ourselves, but we'll be glad of everything we get back. psychopomp.com/product/star...
For those who missed it, the vibe at yesterday's protests was entirely unlike any others I've been to this year: feisty, energized, hopeful, and very queer-positive.
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For those who missed it, the vibe at yesterday's protests was entirely unlike any others I've been to this year: feisty, energized, hopeful, and very queer-positive.
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#Booksky This terrific scary vampire novel releases TOMORROW 10/20 everywhere! But you can only get the sticker by ordering from us! Gay vampires with a twist, just in time for spooky season!🦇🖤
#Booksky If, for some reason, you don’t want an awesome bonus sticker for preordering M.Christian @mchristian.bsky.social’s terrific gay vampire, RUNNING DRY, from us, preorders are now up at B&N, Draft2Digital, GooglePlay, Kobo, iTunes and Amazon, ebook and print! books2read.com/runningdry
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
#Booksky This terrific scary vampire novel releases TOMORROW 10/20 everywhere! But you can only get the sticker by ordering from us! Gay vampires with a twist, just in time for spooky season!🦇🖤
Refiring this one more time for the weekend crowd.
Also, if you're going to the Madison No Kings protest, I'll be the one in the cow costume. Wisconsin pride!
(and the costume store didn't have frogs)
Also, if you're going to the Madison No Kings protest, I'll be the one in the cow costume. Wisconsin pride!
(and the costume store didn't have frogs)
Hey everyone, can I ask a quick favor?
Some bureaucrats want me to make a "business plan" with plausible "evidence" that I have fans who may someday actually buy one of my "books".
Can you help me prove I have an audience by subscribing (for free!) to this nonsense?
www.patreon.com/cw/RobynBennis
Some bureaucrats want me to make a "business plan" with plausible "evidence" that I have fans who may someday actually buy one of my "books".
Can you help me prove I have an audience by subscribing (for free!) to this nonsense?
www.patreon.com/cw/RobynBennis
Robyn Bennis Doesn't Want Your Money, Actually | Patreon
SFF books & stuff
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October 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Refiring this one more time for the weekend crowd.
Also, if you're going to the Madison No Kings protest, I'll be the one in the cow costume. Wisconsin pride!
(and the costume store didn't have frogs)
Also, if you're going to the Madison No Kings protest, I'll be the one in the cow costume. Wisconsin pride!
(and the costume store didn't have frogs)