Merlot Brougham
@robotsinmyhead.bsky.social
Chief Jncologist - DeVry Institute of Technology - Columbus Campus, Sword Owner, Muscular Class.
So many stairs.
So many stairs.
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“If your state doesn’t help us we will be forced to murder its citizens” is an argument that only works on people who are already subnormal bootlickers.
Blanche: "Remember, what we all saw in that 10 or second video is not the full story. Every American should know that. The story goes way beyond that. It starts with the fact that literally for months we have received 0 assistance from the state of Minnesota."
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“If your state doesn’t help us we will be forced to murder its citizens” is an argument that only works on people who are already subnormal bootlickers.
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
Watch Oscar Nomination movie "The Secret Agent" tonight. Big ups for Wagner Moura of course.
Great movie but I think the story layout is bad - you don't understand what's going on until well past the halfway mark. The final third of the movie really spreads it's wings, thankfully. Interesting.
Great movie but I think the story layout is bad - you don't understand what's going on until well past the halfway mark. The final third of the movie really spreads it's wings, thankfully. Interesting.
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Watch Oscar Nomination movie "The Secret Agent" tonight. Big ups for Wagner Moura of course.
Great movie but I think the story layout is bad - you don't understand what's going on until well past the halfway mark. The final third of the movie really spreads it's wings, thankfully. Interesting.
Great movie but I think the story layout is bad - you don't understand what's going on until well past the halfway mark. The final third of the movie really spreads it's wings, thankfully. Interesting.
The other new hotness to Game Night is this - Panda Royale. Dice drafting and stealing and finding niches that work to out-roll you opponent. Super easy to use and fast to play.
And just a ton of dice cause that owns. #boardgames
And just a ton of dice cause that owns. #boardgames
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The other new hotness to Game Night is this - Panda Royale. Dice drafting and stealing and finding niches that work to out-roll you opponent. Super easy to use and fast to play.
And just a ton of dice cause that owns. #boardgames
And just a ton of dice cause that owns. #boardgames
I keep forgetting to post Castle Combo that has shown up at my weekly game night. Everyone seems to enjoy this one - easy entry, difficult mastery. Lots of Combos to try to make work and its usually fun to swing for it even if it doesn't work. #boardgames
January 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I keep forgetting to post Castle Combo that has shown up at my weekly game night. Everyone seems to enjoy this one - easy entry, difficult mastery. Lots of Combos to try to make work and its usually fun to swing for it even if it doesn't work. #boardgames
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
Today is a pretty interesting day in that I have never read so much insufferable dogshit from the Right, including the President, who are both blind and evil simultaneously.
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Today is a pretty interesting day in that I have never read so much insufferable dogshit from the Right, including the President, who are both blind and evil simultaneously.
I felt the Boomer in me clip in when I got an email this week from a "recruiter" and a missed 4(!) telltales telling me it wasn't legit.
Insane name: Marvella
gmail address
Promised 100% WFH Position
allegedly found me on Careerbuilder.com which I haven't used since things were year 200x
Insane name: Marvella
gmail address
Promised 100% WFH Position
allegedly found me on Careerbuilder.com which I haven't used since things were year 200x
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I felt the Boomer in me clip in when I got an email this week from a "recruiter" and a missed 4(!) telltales telling me it wasn't legit.
Insane name: Marvella
gmail address
Promised 100% WFH Position
allegedly found me on Careerbuilder.com which I haven't used since things were year 200x
Insane name: Marvella
gmail address
Promised 100% WFH Position
allegedly found me on Careerbuilder.com which I haven't used since things were year 200x
WWE Montreal, the fans are not beating the "polite Canadian" stereotypes.
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
WWE Montreal, the fans are not beating the "polite Canadian" stereotypes.
Who's trying to smash in the VRBO Minion room?
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Who's trying to smash in the VRBO Minion room?
Damn Jim Jordan is fucking stupid. Like deeply intractably dumb as fuck.
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Damn Jim Jordan is fucking stupid. Like deeply intractably dumb as fuck.
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
My boss is on-site today and he's just sitting in my office in a chair doing his little emails.
Bro go away.
Bro go away.
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My boss is on-site today and he's just sitting in my office in a chair doing his little emails.
Bro go away.
Bro go away.
If 10% of the Sascha Riley stuff is true they'd be morally correct to straight up death penalty like 6 members of the US Government.
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If 10% of the Sascha Riley stuff is true they'd be morally correct to straight up death penalty like 6 members of the US Government.
A baby could do it.
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
A baby could do it.
I would really prefer if nowhere in my house was this cold, but I've got this inkbird controlling a heating wrap around a homebrewed lager and and lagering indoors because it's too fucking cold outside.
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I would really prefer if nowhere in my house was this cold, but I've got this inkbird controlling a heating wrap around a homebrewed lager and and lagering indoors because it's too fucking cold outside.
I forgot that Trump turned off free admission days to National Parks for MLK Jr Day and Juneteenth but added his birthday.
Scooby Doo ass racism.
Scooby Doo ass racism.
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I forgot that Trump turned off free admission days to National Parks for MLK Jr Day and Juneteenth but added his birthday.
Scooby Doo ass racism.
Scooby Doo ass racism.
It's the Bears game from 2 games ago and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's the Bears game from last week and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's this Bears game and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's the Bears game from last week and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's this Bears game and I'm saying no fucking way.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
It's the Bears game from 2 games ago and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's the Bears game from last week and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's this Bears game and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's the Bears game from last week and I'm saying no fucking way.
It's this Bears game and I'm saying no fucking way.
The Rip was actually pretty good. 2 odd nitpicks:
There's a guy doing donuts at a picnic and the car is just driving in circles with the tires smoking. Not sliding or spinning.
No one else lives in Miami. The entire movie is in a Langoliers wasteland.
There's a guy doing donuts at a picnic and the car is just driving in circles with the tires smoking. Not sliding or spinning.
No one else lives in Miami. The entire movie is in a Langoliers wasteland.
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The Rip was actually pretty good. 2 odd nitpicks:
There's a guy doing donuts at a picnic and the car is just driving in circles with the tires smoking. Not sliding or spinning.
No one else lives in Miami. The entire movie is in a Langoliers wasteland.
There's a guy doing donuts at a picnic and the car is just driving in circles with the tires smoking. Not sliding or spinning.
No one else lives in Miami. The entire movie is in a Langoliers wasteland.
Local crank / movie theatre owner FB. This is a guy who has kicked people out of the movie for "outside food violations" that was literally a child's sippy cup.
Highly delusional.
Highly delusional.
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Local crank / movie theatre owner FB. This is a guy who has kicked people out of the movie for "outside food violations" that was literally a child's sippy cup.
Highly delusional.
Highly delusional.
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January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM