Robin Zlotnick
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Robin Zlotnick
@robinzlotnick.bsky.social
writer, worrier

Pubs: Gone Lawn, X-R-A-Y, Brilliant Flash Fiction, Rejection Letters, The Westchester Review, Identity Theory, etc.

https://robinzlotnick.com/
https://a-sentence.beehiiv.com/
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will post through it, but will not necessarily post about it
can't explain why but i'm really craving a sandwich all of a sudden
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
she’s cute
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
welcome to rachel's presidential bat mitzvah bash
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i don't bake for months and i get a little sad and am like "huh guess i don't do that anymore" and then it's 50 degrees outside and suddenly there's banana bread in the oven at 10 am on a wednesday. i'm a cool temp baker and that's my truth!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the top one is not about the bottom one but it's also not not about it
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
hope feels good
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
June Diane Raphael
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
in every scene he's in i become more and more convinced that edmond on #loveisblind is a 12yo boy trapped in a grown man's body, Big-style
October 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
now why are we setting reels of baby-led weaning recipes to Father Figure
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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We've been at this for a little more than 15 years, now, as a niche within a niche, and slow going. Perseverence is the key, but we're still a niche within a niche. Please visit us! And we love every submission.

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Gone Lawn 61 : corn moon
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October 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
There is literally no end to the number of treats I deserve because of this week
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i don't know how much longer this will be true for, but for now it stilll is: 2019 was last year
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Newsletter this week is about embracing the apple crisp. I did just that! Read here: a-sentence.beehiiv.com/p/every-year...
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was warned about toddler sickness but until you’re in it you don’t realize it means constantly wiping snot off your couch
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
me reading on the subway while everyone backs away: oh no, it’s not me, it’s just my mayonnaise book
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one gross thing (among the endless gross things) about the AI actor thing is that no one even considered making it a dude I bet
October 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i think i cried every day of 2002
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
a saudi arabian comedy festival where all the jokes are censored is a ‘90s SNL sketch that did not age well because will ferrell and chris kattan played middle eastern characters, not real life in 2025
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
you can tell the kind of day I’ve had by what my toddler is eating for dinner. tonight, at his request, it’s a waffle with peanut butter and banana and a side of castelvetrano olives
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
everything is terrible but my husband just put my toddler in a tiny suit
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM