Robin Zlotnick
@robinzlotnick.bsky.social
writer, worrier
Pubs: Gone Lawn, X-R-A-Y, Brilliant Flash Fiction, Rejection Letters, The Westchester Review, Identity Theory, etc.
https://robinzlotnick.com/
https://a-sentence.beehiiv.com/
Pubs: Gone Lawn, X-R-A-Y, Brilliant Flash Fiction, Rejection Letters, The Westchester Review, Identity Theory, etc.
https://robinzlotnick.com/
https://a-sentence.beehiiv.com/
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Robin Zlotnick
@robinzlotnick.bsky.social
· Jan 30
will post through it, but will not necessarily post about it
can't explain why but i'm really craving a sandwich all of a sudden
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
can't explain why but i'm really craving a sandwich all of a sudden
Reposted by Robin Zlotnick
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
welcome to rachel's presidential bat mitzvah bash
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
welcome to rachel's presidential bat mitzvah bash
i don't bake for months and i get a little sad and am like "huh guess i don't do that anymore" and then it's 50 degrees outside and suddenly there's banana bread in the oven at 10 am on a wednesday. i'm a cool temp baker and that's my truth!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i don't bake for months and i get a little sad and am like "huh guess i don't do that anymore" and then it's 50 degrees outside and suddenly there's banana bread in the oven at 10 am on a wednesday. i'm a cool temp baker and that's my truth!!!!!
Reposted by Robin Zlotnick
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
the top one is not about the bottom one but it's also not not about it
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the top one is not about the bottom one but it's also not not about it
Reposted by Robin Zlotnick
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
hope feels good
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
hope feels good
June Diane Raphael
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
June Diane Raphael
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo
Reposted by Robin Zlotnick
[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???
in every scene he's in i become more and more convinced that edmond on #loveisblind is a 12yo boy trapped in a grown man's body, Big-style
October 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
in every scene he's in i become more and more convinced that edmond on #loveisblind is a 12yo boy trapped in a grown man's body, Big-style
now why are we setting reels of baby-led weaning recipes to Father Figure
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
now why are we setting reels of baby-led weaning recipes to Father Figure
Reposted by Robin Zlotnick
We've been at this for a little more than 15 years, now, as a niche within a niche, and slow going. Perseverence is the key, but we're still a niche within a niche. Please visit us! And we love every submission.
gonelawn.net/journal/issu...
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Gone Lawn 61 : corn moon
gonelawn.net
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We've been at this for a little more than 15 years, now, as a niche within a niche, and slow going. Perseverence is the key, but we're still a niche within a niche. Please visit us! And we love every submission.
gonelawn.net/journal/issu...
gonelawn.net/journal/issu...
There is literally no end to the number of treats I deserve because of this week
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There is literally no end to the number of treats I deserve because of this week
i don't know how much longer this will be true for, but for now it stilll is: 2019 was last year
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i don't know how much longer this will be true for, but for now it stilll is: 2019 was last year
Newsletter this week is about embracing the apple crisp. I did just that! Read here: a-sentence.beehiiv.com/p/every-year...
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Newsletter this week is about embracing the apple crisp. I did just that! Read here: a-sentence.beehiiv.com/p/every-year...
I was warned about toddler sickness but until you’re in it you don’t realize it means constantly wiping snot off your couch
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was warned about toddler sickness but until you’re in it you don’t realize it means constantly wiping snot off your couch
me reading on the subway while everyone backs away: oh no, it’s not me, it’s just my mayonnaise book
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
me reading on the subway while everyone backs away: oh no, it’s not me, it’s just my mayonnaise book
one gross thing (among the endless gross things) about the AI actor thing is that no one even considered making it a dude I bet
October 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
one gross thing (among the endless gross things) about the AI actor thing is that no one even considered making it a dude I bet
i think i cried every day of 2002
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i think i cried every day of 2002
a saudi arabian comedy festival where all the jokes are censored is a ‘90s SNL sketch that did not age well because will ferrell and chris kattan played middle eastern characters, not real life in 2025
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
a saudi arabian comedy festival where all the jokes are censored is a ‘90s SNL sketch that did not age well because will ferrell and chris kattan played middle eastern characters, not real life in 2025
you can tell the kind of day I’ve had by what my toddler is eating for dinner. tonight, at his request, it’s a waffle with peanut butter and banana and a side of castelvetrano olives
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you can tell the kind of day I’ve had by what my toddler is eating for dinner. tonight, at his request, it’s a waffle with peanut butter and banana and a side of castelvetrano olives
everything is terrible but my husband just put my toddler in a tiny suit
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
everything is terrible but my husband just put my toddler in a tiny suit