Crocs Jock
@robertdrew82.bsky.social
Millennial Whoop ass (he/him) 🎤 Carly Rae Jepsen is mother. 💪🏼 Fitness. 📰 Politics.
It’s hump day, so training the humps.
March 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s hump day, so training the humps.
Body dystopia acting up again
February 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Body dystopia acting up again
Elisabeth Moss returning to Gilead in Season 6
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Elisabeth Moss returning to Gilead in Season 6
I got guns, what of it?
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I got guns, what of it?
Has my typing gotten a lot worse or does autocorrect not work anymore
January 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Has my typing gotten a lot worse or does autocorrect not work anymore
Did 20 million people seriously sign up here just to be boring?
December 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Did 20 million people seriously sign up here just to be boring?
Need a photos filter for what my Other Self would look like if I took The Substance
December 23, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Need a photos filter for what my Other Self would look like if I took The Substance
Let 2025 be the year we expel the word solutionize from the English language
December 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Let 2025 be the year we expel the word solutionize from the English language
Is Pop Crave on here yet?
December 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Is Pop Crave on here yet?
Meta is down. Down with Meta.
December 11, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Meta is down. Down with Meta.
Time for my top 10 songs list that nobody cares about
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Time for my top 10 songs list that nobody cares about
When it’s called a Raw Bar you know the food gonna suck and the drinks are $26 each.
December 11, 2024 at 3:27 PM
When it’s called a Raw Bar you know the food gonna suck and the drinks are $26 each.
Just bought shape wear from a Gen Z bro influencer because that makes it cool.
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Just bought shape wear from a Gen Z bro influencer because that makes it cool.
I wish Facebook Marketplace listings had a comment section
December 8, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I wish Facebook Marketplace listings had a comment section
Finally went tanning for the first time in a month
a person with their arms outstretched and a purple light coming out of their hands
ALT: a person with their arms outstretched and a purple light coming out of their hands
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Finally went tanning for the first time in a month
Wonderful Christmastime is possibly my most hated song of all time
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Wonderful Christmastime is possibly my most hated song of all time
Me when people use the phrase chosen family
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Me when people use the phrase chosen family
Instead of Dry January or Sober October to heal our bodies, maybe we should do a month off social media to heal our minds and just get wasted all the time.
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Instead of Dry January or Sober October to heal our bodies, maybe we should do a month off social media to heal our minds and just get wasted all the time.
This is a call for Carly Rae Jepsen stans. I need more people reacting to the unsurprising fact that Carly used her entire Artist Clip message on Wrapped to talk about her fiancé.
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 PM
This is a call for Carly Rae Jepsen stans. I need more people reacting to the unsurprising fact that Carly used her entire Artist Clip message on Wrapped to talk about her fiancé.
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Goodnight to literally everyone except the talent-deficient Gal Gadot
December 4, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Goodnight to literally everyone except the talent-deficient Gal Gadot
If I was on Grindr I would just post this and wait for the right person to come along
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
If I was on Grindr I would just post this and wait for the right person to come along
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Being an adult is just having a favorite spatula and being angry when it's dirty.
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Being an adult is just having a favorite spatula and being angry when it's dirty.
This week we get our gay music report cards. Yes it’s Spotify Wrapped week, everyone.
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 PM
This week we get our gay music report cards. Yes it’s Spotify Wrapped week, everyone.