Jo
@rlordnsaviourts.bsky.social
26 | she/her | exmo | recovering gaylor | electrochemist and PhD candidate
I can't listen to my mother in law argue that calling her child a dyke and making fun of lesbian sex when my wife came out wasn't homophobic
April 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can't listen to my mother in law argue that calling her child a dyke and making fun of lesbian sex when my wife came out wasn't homophobic
My mom caving and buying three Tesla shares so my dad will shut up about elon 😭😭😭😭 she's lucky though bc it was right before the most recent stock surge
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My mom caving and buying three Tesla shares so my dad will shut up about elon 😭😭😭😭 she's lucky though bc it was right before the most recent stock surge
But like, they don't care about the law bro :/
THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT.
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
sincerely,
a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
April 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
But like, they don't care about the law bro :/
I think I read every spider and insect book I could get my hands on when I was in elementary school, and I wanted a pet tarantula. Then at 14 I very suddenly developed such intense arachnophobia I can't even look at pictures of spiders anymore 😔😔😔
I mean this in an encouraging way: try to unlearn your disgust of “creepy” crawlies. While not always easy, it is so richly rewarding to develop an appreciation for some of the most numerous and fascinating animals that you can see just about every time you go outside. There is wonder everywhere.
April 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I think I read every spider and insect book I could get my hands on when I was in elementary school, and I wanted a pet tarantula. Then at 14 I very suddenly developed such intense arachnophobia I can't even look at pictures of spiders anymore 😔😔😔
Are there not laws against this? Isn't the stock market the one thing Republicans take seriously? It's so baffling
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt:
"There will be no unilateral reduction in tariffs against China."
As predicted, it was yet another pump and dump on the stock market.
Endless market manipulation.
"There will be no unilateral reduction in tariffs against China."
As predicted, it was yet another pump and dump on the stock market.
Endless market manipulation.
April 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Are there not laws against this? Isn't the stock market the one thing Republicans take seriously? It's so baffling
All your favorite artists are autistic
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
All your favorite artists are autistic
I love that I've lived long enough to see gen Z republican women to rediscover 19th century feminism
April 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I love that I've lived long enough to see gen Z republican women to rediscover 19th century feminism
I am now aware that finance bros are officially the most gullible, idiotic, emotional demographic to exist
April 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I am now aware that finance bros are officially the most gullible, idiotic, emotional demographic to exist
I know we're all supposed to be hating landlords out here, but I really appreciate mine. He's not perfect but he's always available and tries his best and hasn't jacked up the rent and I think it's just the small things that keep me going rn
April 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I know we're all supposed to be hating landlords out here, but I really appreciate mine. He's not perfect but he's always available and tries his best and hasn't jacked up the rent and I think it's just the small things that keep me going rn
Is it just me or has the onion been killing it these days
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Is it just me or has the onion been killing it these days
Reposted by Jo
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Reposted by Jo
The number of pickup trucks I’ve seen today in SLC with the truck bed full of snow is more evidence that they’re not working vehicles. Just car bloat and gender-affirming vehicles.
March 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The number of pickup trucks I’ve seen today in SLC with the truck bed full of snow is more evidence that they’re not working vehicles. Just car bloat and gender-affirming vehicles.
This reminds me of that time we found out that my wife's ex lost his arm about a year after she broke up with him and it's still jarring to think about
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
A new study from Boston University’s School of Public Health has found that anyone, including you, could feasibly lose an arm at any moment due to a vast number of possible events outside your control.
A new study from Boston University’s School of Public Health has found that anyone, including you, could feasibly lose an arm at any moment due to a vast number of possible events outside your control.
March 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This reminds me of that time we found out that my wife's ex lost his arm about a year after she broke up with him and it's still jarring to think about
Reposted by Jo
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Got two piercings on Saturday they're probably all healed up now
March 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Got two piercings on Saturday they're probably all healed up now
I take it back the liberals are out in full force defending Liz Cheney
You know if you can stomach the libby-liberal liberalness on this website it's actually not so bad
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I take it back the liberals are out in full force defending Liz Cheney
Pretty telling that I get blocked for quoting this post with such a mild criticism. It's practically CIA psyop material
March 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Pretty telling that I get blocked for quoting this post with such a mild criticism. It's practically CIA psyop material
You really think Kamala Harris and AOC are peddling the same vision of America to these districts? That it's even remotely comparable?
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You really think Kamala Harris and AOC are peddling the same vision of America to these districts? That it's even remotely comparable?
Reposted by Jo
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Reposted by Jo
I love how liberals can understand when it's criticism of car-centered infrastructure and fossil fuel dependency, but somehow genuinely think that egg prices are the issue and not neoliberalism stripping our government and economy for parts
March 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I love how liberals can understand when it's criticism of car-centered infrastructure and fossil fuel dependency, but somehow genuinely think that egg prices are the issue and not neoliberalism stripping our government and economy for parts
This is not in reference to the cult classic meme asking trump about egg prices. This is directed at the white women waiting in egg lines outside of Costco like it's the 1930s. Y'all know eggs expire, right?
Not to be extraordinarily rude, but outside of the ten autists who must solely consume factory farmed chicken eggs or risk starving to death, y'all can just live without or find baking substitutes. Eggs are subsidized through the moon it's time we stopped depending on unsustainable food sources
March 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is not in reference to the cult classic meme asking trump about egg prices. This is directed at the white women waiting in egg lines outside of Costco like it's the 1930s. Y'all know eggs expire, right?
Not to be extraordinarily rude, but outside of the ten autists who must solely consume factory farmed chicken eggs or risk starving to death, y'all can just live without or find baking substitutes. Eggs are subsidized through the moon it's time we stopped depending on unsustainable food sources
March 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Not to be extraordinarily rude, but outside of the ten autists who must solely consume factory farmed chicken eggs or risk starving to death, y'all can just live without or find baking substitutes. Eggs are subsidized through the moon it's time we stopped depending on unsustainable food sources
I think it's time for a primary big John. And I hope you ch*ke
The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
March 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think it's time for a primary big John. And I hope you ch*ke