Rival Image
@rivalimage.bsky.social
We perform caricatures written by our rivals at patreon.com/rivalimage - humour, music, lit.
Pinned
Rival Image
@rivalimage.bsky.social
· Jan 27
#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
Stoked, knackered, primo, gutted.
Thought these quintessential antipodean slang. They are not.
‘Chunder’ is.
Thought these quintessential antipodean slang. They are not.
‘Chunder’ is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Stoked, knackered, primo, gutted.
Thought these quintessential antipodean slang. They are not.
‘Chunder’ is.
Thought these quintessential antipodean slang. They are not.
‘Chunder’ is.
Reposted by Rival Image
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A young person plays music in the car, and one song features a man with expertise in one thing only: His job is to support the lead by soulfully interjecting “Killer Pussy Bang Bang” whenever the spirit takes him.
#fredobang
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5En...
#fredobang
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5En...
Oouuh
YouTube video by Fredo Bang - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A young person plays music in the car, and one song features a man with expertise in one thing only: His job is to support the lead by soulfully interjecting “Killer Pussy Bang Bang” whenever the spirit takes him.
#fredobang
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5En...
#fredobang
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5En...
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Reposted by Rival Image
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
Reposted by Rival Image
Fascinating graph shows the estimated total mass of all the mammals living on Earth.
In 1850, it was evenly divided between wildlife and humans + domesticated animals. Today, humans and their livestock account for about 95% of the total. 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
In 1850, it was evenly divided between wildlife and humans + domesticated animals. Today, humans and their livestock account for about 95% of the total. 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Fascinating graph shows the estimated total mass of all the mammals living on Earth.
In 1850, it was evenly divided between wildlife and humans + domesticated animals. Today, humans and their livestock account for about 95% of the total. 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
In 1850, it was evenly divided between wildlife and humans + domesticated animals. Today, humans and their livestock account for about 95% of the total. 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Reposted by Rival Image
Here's a comparison between the sky that you can see with your human eyes & the sky seen through the radio eyes of the Murchison Widefield Array in Western Australia. 🧪🔭
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here's a comparison between the sky that you can see with your human eyes & the sky seen through the radio eyes of the Murchison Widefield Array in Western Australia. 🧪🔭
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
A yellow flag is not a red flag.
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A yellow flag is not a red flag.
Mr Musk looks different 20 years ago:
"Ah, but I was so much older then / I'm younger than that now".
@lucyham.bsky.social
"Ah, but I was so much older then / I'm younger than that now".
@lucyham.bsky.social
Here's @lucyham.bsky.social. 'Eugenics is back on the menu, boys'
Eugenics is back on the menu, boys - The Shot
The new name for the ideology, human biodiversity (HBD), is handy: it’s not just race science that this marketing of biological determinism promotes. It allows for the idea that class, like Murray arg...
theshot.net.au
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mr Musk looks different 20 years ago:
"Ah, but I was so much older then / I'm younger than that now".
@lucyham.bsky.social
"Ah, but I was so much older then / I'm younger than that now".
@lucyham.bsky.social
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
Dave Graney and the Coral Snakes playing TONIGHT Saturday Nov 8th - night Bellingen Memorial Hall in Bellingen
www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
Photo Meredith OShea.
Doors at 7:30 and we play the whole SOFT N SEXY SOUND album in the first set at 8pm. Then another set of rockers.
www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
Photo Meredith OShea.
Doors at 7:30 and we play the whole SOFT N SEXY SOUND album in the first set at 8pm. Then another set of rockers.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The Left is more aligned to Reality, the Right to wishful (& weird) fantasies.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Left is more aligned to Reality, the Right to wishful (& weird) fantasies.
Have you ever pashed a spunk?
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Have you ever pashed a spunk?
Reposted by Rival Image
New @wearedelasoul.com music just dropped and it's fantastic. #thankyoudave #hiphopsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N9...
De La Soul - "The Package" (Visualizer)
YouTube video by WeAreDeLaSoul
m.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New @wearedelasoul.com music just dropped and it's fantastic. #thankyoudave #hiphopsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N9...
He’s back, masterfully evading success!
hopstheboston
Claudia Roben
"Happy Friyay, Frens! ✨ I’ll be posting one ball launch video every Friday because apparently I filmed enough footage to make a documentary.😆
Have a great weekend! And remember, make wise choices!"
Claudia Roben
"Happy Friyay, Frens! ✨ I’ll be posting one ball launch video every Friday because apparently I filmed enough footage to make a documentary.😆
Have a great weekend! And remember, make wise choices!"
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He’s back, masterfully evading success!
Reposted by Rival Image
James Watson the perverted racist is dead?! Well that means it's time to celebrate the true hero of DNA discovery: Rosalind Franklin
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
What Rosalind Franklin truly contributed to the discovery of DNA’s structure
Franklin was no victim in how the DNA double helix was solved. An overlooked letter and an unpublished news article, both written in 1953, reveal that she was an equal player.
www.nature.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
James Watson the perverted racist is dead?! Well that means it's time to celebrate the true hero of DNA discovery: Rosalind Franklin
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Reposted by Rival Image
Maths...
If you make $100,000 a year (not bad), it will take you 10 MILLION years to earn a trillion dollars.
If you make a million dollars a year (wow!), it'll still take you a million years to earn a trillion dollars.
Tax the rich.
If you make $100,000 a year (not bad), it will take you 10 MILLION years to earn a trillion dollars.
If you make a million dollars a year (wow!), it'll still take you a million years to earn a trillion dollars.
Tax the rich.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Maths...
If you make $100,000 a year (not bad), it will take you 10 MILLION years to earn a trillion dollars.
If you make a million dollars a year (wow!), it'll still take you a million years to earn a trillion dollars.
Tax the rich.
If you make $100,000 a year (not bad), it will take you 10 MILLION years to earn a trillion dollars.
If you make a million dollars a year (wow!), it'll still take you a million years to earn a trillion dollars.
Tax the rich.
Reposted by Rival Image
‘In Japan, ghosts tend to haunt people rather than places. Indigenous Australian spirits favour natural rather than human structures and Mexican ghosts are usually “free-floating entities”.’
Jon Day on haunted houses.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Jon Day on haunted houses.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Jon Day · Gloomth: Haunted Houses
Haunted house stories tend to end in one of two ways: either the family flees, or the ghosts are soothed, and everyone...
www.lrb.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘In Japan, ghosts tend to haunt people rather than places. Indigenous Australian spirits favour natural rather than human structures and Mexican ghosts are usually “free-floating entities”.’
Jon Day on haunted houses.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Jon Day on haunted houses.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Humorous lyrics from Hendrix, and a lotta laid back cool like the D’Angelo track. They out-lean the current leanheads.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ut...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ut...
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Humorous lyrics from Hendrix, and a lotta laid back cool like the D’Angelo track. They out-lean the current leanheads.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ut...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ut...
Isn’t really saying “I’ve had enough of this teaching gig and it’s time to move on”?
Is it an inappropriate micro-aggression to apply emollient to your bottom while taking a class?
Mr Walters maintains that it’s clearly a health issue, but Mrs Sayers says she’s going to escalate.
Mr Walters maintains that it’s clearly a health issue, but Mrs Sayers says she’s going to escalate.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Isn’t really saying “I’ve had enough of this teaching gig and it’s time to move on”?
Reposted by Rival Image
Is the argument against recreational medicine 😉 (‘drugs’ 😡) similar to the argument that women should wear body-concealing clothing because some men can’t control themselves.
It’s “let’s control the object of their uncontrolled drives” rather than “let’s educate those drives”.
#auspol
It’s “let’s control the object of their uncontrolled drives” rather than “let’s educate those drives”.
#auspol
October 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Is the argument against recreational medicine 😉 (‘drugs’ 😡) similar to the argument that women should wear body-concealing clothing because some men can’t control themselves.
It’s “let’s control the object of their uncontrolled drives” rather than “let’s educate those drives”.
#auspol
It’s “let’s control the object of their uncontrolled drives” rather than “let’s educate those drives”.
#auspol
Reposted by Rival Image
I love Nina! Have you watched her YouTube therapy sessions with Monkey?
Just saw a special Q&A screening of 'Sunlight' and thought it was absolutely brilliant. Nina Conti might be a mad genius.
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I love Nina! Have you watched her YouTube therapy sessions with Monkey?
Reposted by Rival Image
And this is great too, the chords in the chorus: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQq-...
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And this is great too, the chords in the chorus: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQq-...
Does this show that adjectives don’t carry tense? Is there a language in which they do? Probably heaps. #linguistics #grammar
Yeeet, the verb and adjective clash dramatically:
I fit; I fat; I fut.
I was fit; I am fat; and soon I will be fut!
I fit; I fat; I fut.
I was fit; I am fat; and soon I will be fut!
Fit, fat, fut.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Does this show that adjectives don’t carry tense? Is there a language in which they do? Probably heaps. #linguistics #grammar
Reposted by Rival Image
Next shows for Dave Graney and the Coral Snakes Soft n Sexy Sound 30th Anniversary tour are Friday Nov 7th Byron Theatre
byron.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salese...
and Saturday Nov 8th Bellingen Memorial Hall
www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
byron.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salese...
and Saturday Nov 8th Bellingen Memorial Hall
www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM