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· Jan 27
#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
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Status: deliquescing.
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Status: deliquescing.
The only way to out-tough the martial arts master is to be friends with his/her mum.
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The only way to out-tough the martial arts master is to be friends with his/her mum.
Related question: should you fold your #LondonReviewOfBooks? If so, how? And see question below.
#lrb @lrb.co.uk
You outlasted the #LittleRiverBand!
#lrb @lrb.co.uk
You outlasted the #LittleRiverBand!
If one falls out of sequence and has 18 months of LRBs stockpiled, does @lrb.co.uk have a recommended method for working through the pile?
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Related question: should you fold your #LondonReviewOfBooks? If so, how? And see question below.
#lrb @lrb.co.uk
You outlasted the #LittleRiverBand!
#lrb @lrb.co.uk
You outlasted the #LittleRiverBand!
@atechgirl65.bsky.social Have you met Percy.
hopstheboston
Claudia Roben
"Happy Halloween! 🎃👻Hoping everyone enjoyed our Halloween Ball Launch series, the costumes, and all the chaos that came with it. We had so much fun . Wishing you a happy and safe Halloween from the whole Boston crew!"
Claudia Roben
"Happy Halloween! 🎃👻Hoping everyone enjoyed our Halloween Ball Launch series, the costumes, and all the chaos that came with it. We had so much fun . Wishing you a happy and safe Halloween from the whole Boston crew!"
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@atechgirl65.bsky.social Have you met Percy.
#LiveMusic is #auspol.
I'm doing a show Sunday afternoon January 11th at the Retreat Hotel in Brunswick, in the beer garden. Its a ticketed show. Guitars, bass, drums. A couple of rocking sets. www.eventbrite.com.au/e/dave-grane...
Dave Graney & the mistLY in The Retreat Beer Garden
Dave Graney and the mistLY, playing at the top of their game and bringing the grooves they are so well known for.
www.eventbrite.com.au
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#LiveMusic is #auspol.
My divinely issued mantra is ‘Horse and Chang’.
Yours is midterms midterms midterms.
Yours is midterms midterms midterms.
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My divinely issued mantra is ‘Horse and Chang’.
Yours is midterms midterms midterms.
Yours is midterms midterms midterms.
Don’t be tempted to eat a slice before going to bed.
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Don’t be tempted to eat a slice before going to bed.
If one falls out of sequence and has 18 months of LRBs stockpiled, does @lrb.co.uk have a recommended method for working through the pile?
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If one falls out of sequence and has 18 months of LRBs stockpiled, does @lrb.co.uk have a recommended method for working through the pile?
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Favourite Xmas morning album about to dance thru vintage speakers.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Favourite Xmas morning album about to dance thru vintage speakers.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
Namaste: the Valium in me salutes the Valium in you. 🙏
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Namaste: the Valium in me salutes the Valium in you. 🙏
Favourite Xmas morning album about to dance thru vintage speakers.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Favourite Xmas morning album about to dance thru vintage speakers.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
A few years to go before the solstice celebrations recommence.
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‘Girl with a Parakeet Earring’.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
‘Girl with a Parakeet Earring’.
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If you could be a bird, which one would you be?
For me, today, I think a puffin.
For me, today, I think a puffin.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you could be a bird, which one would you be?
For me, today, I think a puffin.
For me, today, I think a puffin.
‘Diet’ and ‘duet’ both have roots in the word meaning “a reduction of the whole”.
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
‘Diet’ and ‘duet’ both have roots in the word meaning “a reduction of the whole”.
Newbie mining an old seam (film noir/ ‘Scarlet Street’, 1945.
Modern-sounding language: ‘Pipe dreams’, ‘Longhairs’, ‘Shoots off his mouth’.
And Jon Lovitz has the identical accent to the character Johnny Prince.
Modern-sounding language: ‘Pipe dreams’, ‘Longhairs’, ‘Shoots off his mouth’.
And Jon Lovitz has the identical accent to the character Johnny Prince.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Newbie mining an old seam (film noir/ ‘Scarlet Street’, 1945.
Modern-sounding language: ‘Pipe dreams’, ‘Longhairs’, ‘Shoots off his mouth’.
And Jon Lovitz has the identical accent to the character Johnny Prince.
Modern-sounding language: ‘Pipe dreams’, ‘Longhairs’, ‘Shoots off his mouth’.
And Jon Lovitz has the identical accent to the character Johnny Prince.
Discovering old musicians in TV series backing #music. Latest is:
#TedLucas #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjS...
#TedLucas #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjS...
Ted Lucas - I'll Find a Way to Carry It All
YouTube video by HucksterDu
m.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Discovering old musicians in TV series backing #music. Latest is:
#TedLucas #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjS...
#TedLucas #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjS...
‘Girl with a Parakeet Earring’.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
‘Girl with a Parakeet Earring’.
‘One Battle After Another’ had lotsa chases, and cuddles at the end.
The spectacle of white men rounding up people in an ethno-religious war is depressing. I never imagined it would now be familiar.
The spectacle of white men rounding up people in an ethno-religious war is depressing. I never imagined it would now be familiar.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
‘One Battle After Another’ had lotsa chases, and cuddles at the end.
The spectacle of white men rounding up people in an ethno-religious war is depressing. I never imagined it would now be familiar.
The spectacle of white men rounding up people in an ethno-religious war is depressing. I never imagined it would now be familiar.
Seems everyone in #TheRighteousGemstones did a Galifianakis workshop.
Yeah, it’s lowbrow, but pickins are slim just west of Easter island.
Yeah, it’s lowbrow, but pickins are slim just west of Easter island.
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Seems everyone in #TheRighteousGemstones did a Galifianakis workshop.
Yeah, it’s lowbrow, but pickins are slim just west of Easter island.
Yeah, it’s lowbrow, but pickins are slim just west of Easter island.
Quote: “The contradiction no one talks about: pharmaceutical regulation assumes ignorance & dependency, while cannabis culture has produced literacy & autonomy. Patients aren’t blank slates waiting for instructions. They are experts in their own bodies.”
Another facet of bodily autonomy.
Another facet of bodily autonomy.
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Quote: “The contradiction no one talks about: pharmaceutical regulation assumes ignorance & dependency, while cannabis culture has produced literacy & autonomy. Patients aren’t blank slates waiting for instructions. They are experts in their own bodies.”
Another facet of bodily autonomy.
Another facet of bodily autonomy.
If you could be a bird, which one would you be?
For me, today, I think a puffin.
For me, today, I think a puffin.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you could be a bird, which one would you be?
For me, today, I think a puffin.
For me, today, I think a puffin.
How would you describe Brad Pitt’s acting in ‘Troy’? His presence is beyond my power of description.
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How would you describe Brad Pitt’s acting in ‘Troy’? His presence is beyond my power of description.
“You’ve gotta be in it to win it” (Nietzsche, Genealogy of Morals).
The voice of beauty speaks softly; it creeps only into the most fully awakened souls.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“You’ve gotta be in it to win it” (Nietzsche, Genealogy of Morals).