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#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
Once I sat down to write an email. After 20 minutes, I left and was told I’d been sitting next to Mandelbrot. His genius didn’t rub off.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Once I sat down to write an email. After 20 minutes, I left and was told I’d been sitting next to Mandelbrot. His genius didn’t rub off.
Ok, #NikkiGemmell “inhaled with her groin”, but what is she known for blowing it out of? #theguardian #guardian #auspol
‘Inhaled with my groin’: The Australian’s Wuthering Heights review makes a splash
www.theguardian.com/media/commen...
www.theguardian.com/media/commen...
‘Inhaled with my groin’: The Australian’s Wuthering Heights review makes a splash | Weekly Beast
Reviewer Nikki Gemmell gives an enthusiastic five stars, meanwhile job cuts at the Oz are starting to show. Plus: Asio’s email fail
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Ok, #NikkiGemmell “inhaled with her groin”, but what is she known for blowing it out of? #theguardian #guardian #auspol
Lovely cover of a Joe Raposo song by the accomplished Ron Sexsmith. I didn’t know (or can’t remember) the song nor that Raposo wrote a lot for Sesame Street, a show that has now been deemed evil by the insane white theocratic cult.
In honour of the late Joe Raposo's birthday
Ron sings "On The Very First Day In My Neighbourhood" RS
youtu.be/-vyzW_WoUSs?...
Ron sings "On The Very First Day In My Neighbourhood" RS
youtu.be/-vyzW_WoUSs?...
RON SINGS "ON THE VERY FIRST DAY IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD" BY JOE RAPOSO
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Lovely cover of a Joe Raposo song by the accomplished Ron Sexsmith. I didn’t know (or can’t remember) the song nor that Raposo wrote a lot for Sesame Street, a show that has now been deemed evil by the insane white theocratic cult.
Reminds me a little of The Kransky Sisters from Esk, Queensland, and their sneaking, crafty zexuality. Loved ‘A Mighty Wind’!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZJ...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZJ...
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Reminds me a little of The Kransky Sisters from Esk, Queensland, and their sneaking, crafty zexuality. Loved ‘A Mighty Wind’!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZJ...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZJ...
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February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Gitana Te Quiero
YouTube video by Pedrito Martinez - Topic
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February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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I'm reminded by a timeless quote by one of my favorite philosophers, Anacharsis from 600BC.
"Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful."
2600 yrs of civilization since...
"Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful."
2600 yrs of civilization since...
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm reminded by a timeless quote by one of my favorite philosophers, Anacharsis from 600BC.
"Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful."
2600 yrs of civilization since...
"Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful."
2600 yrs of civilization since...
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.
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✍️ …and they all laughed at him
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
✍️ …and they all laughed at him
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David Bowie, Scotland, 1973, by Mick Rock.
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
David Bowie, Scotland, 1973, by Mick Rock.
Searching for reference tracks and googs has some interesting suggestions. #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...
Hellbent & Moonbound
YouTube video by Malena Cadiz - Topic
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February 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Searching for reference tracks and googs has some interesting suggestions. #songwriting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...
Also occurs in freediving where they weight them. Rumours about rock climbing and hung gliding.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Also occurs in freediving where they weight them. Rumours about rock climbing and hung gliding.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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The Spitting Image puppet of Peter Mandelson as a snake. It was part of an exhibition last year in the Ulster Museum.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The Spitting Image puppet of Peter Mandelson as a snake. It was part of an exhibition last year in the Ulster Museum.
“Emit as you propulse,” instructed Betty in ‘Love and Death’.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
“Emit as you propulse,” instructed Betty in ‘Love and Death’.
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Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
“Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”
#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol
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The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
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These are my people. 😎
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
These are my people. 😎
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There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
Pilates and 🥩 Steak Night at the community hall. Bill will introduce you to the basics of Pilates using his patented devices. Followed by 4lbs porterhouse party.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Pilates and 🥩 Steak Night at the community hall. Bill will introduce you to the basics of Pilates using his patented devices. Followed by 4lbs porterhouse party.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice