Ring My Bell
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The only podcast that matters because it's about Taco Bell and masturbation.
For years I did a “Wanksgiving” episode mostly because I love a pun. There won’t be one this year because I just moved and have no time.
Don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Go to your Friendsgiving dinners and talk all about jerking it. Maybe don’t do that at your family thanksgiving though.
Don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Go to your Friendsgiving dinners and talk all about jerking it. Maybe don’t do that at your family thanksgiving though.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For years I did a “Wanksgiving” episode mostly because I love a pun. There won’t be one this year because I just moved and have no time.
Don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Go to your Friendsgiving dinners and talk all about jerking it. Maybe don’t do that at your family thanksgiving though.
Don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Go to your Friendsgiving dinners and talk all about jerking it. Maybe don’t do that at your family thanksgiving though.
Look man as somebody who does a fucking podcast that’s half about Taco Bell they gotta get me one of those pies. They don’t need to know what the other half of my podcast is about.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Look man as somebody who does a fucking podcast that’s half about Taco Bell they gotta get me one of those pies. They don’t need to know what the other half of my podcast is about.
Reminder to nut extra to make up for the people doing no nut November.
Also: there is no medical science to back up any heath claims regarding avoidance of ejaculating.
Also: there is no medical science to back up any heath claims regarding avoidance of ejaculating.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reminder to nut extra to make up for the people doing no nut November.
Also: there is no medical science to back up any heath claims regarding avoidance of ejaculating.
Also: there is no medical science to back up any heath claims regarding avoidance of ejaculating.
When you live in Texas, a land full of amazing Tex-Mex food, where does Taco Bell fit in? I sit down with David to find out (which of course means we end up talking a lot about non-Taco-Bell food). And as always, talk about jerking off, too.
Taco Bell v. Texas with David
Also Porn v. Texas I Guess
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October 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When you live in Texas, a land full of amazing Tex-Mex food, where does Taco Bell fit in? I sit down with David to find out (which of course means we end up talking a lot about non-Taco-Bell food). And as always, talk about jerking off, too.
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this is my political affiliation now
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this is my political affiliation now
You had me at “eat at nine Taco Bells in a day” but you lost me at “any running whatsoever.”
The race, now in its eighth year, is described as the “World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon” and asks its participants to run 50 kilometers, stop at 10 Taco Bells and eat a menu item from at least nine of those stops, all in under 11 hours. on.nbcboston.com/ikB15Dp
Hundreds plan to run the ‘Taco Bell 50k,’ the ‘World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon’
The organizers highly recommend engaging in “gastric training” prior to the event.
on.nbcboston.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You had me at “eat at nine Taco Bells in a day” but you lost me at “any running whatsoever.”
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The race, now in its eighth year, is described as the “World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon” and asks its participants to run 50 kilometers, stop at 10 Taco Bells and eat a menu item from at least nine of those stops, all in under 11 hours. on.nbcboston.com/ikB15Dp
Hundreds plan to run the ‘Taco Bell 50k,’ the ‘World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon’
The organizers highly recommend engaging in “gastric training” prior to the event.
on.nbcboston.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The race, now in its eighth year, is described as the “World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon” and asks its participants to run 50 kilometers, stop at 10 Taco Bells and eat a menu item from at least nine of those stops, all in under 11 hours. on.nbcboston.com/ikB15Dp
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Commentary: C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
Gather ’round, friends, and lend me your ears! Today, I bring to you a marvelous proposition, one that can become a reality with everyone’s help. It may seem far-fetched at first—the ravings of yet an...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Commentary: C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
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It's finally here, today is the day, Ring My Bell is back and I'm joined by my first return guest Lindsey to catch up on what's new in the worlds of Taco Bell and jerking off in the last five years. Give it a listen! Or don't!
Ring My Bell: The Return with Lindsey
When Life Gives You Lemons
ring-my-bell.pinecast.co
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's finally here, today is the day, Ring My Bell is back and I'm joined by my first return guest Lindsey to catch up on what's new in the worlds of Taco Bell and jerking off in the last five years. Give it a listen! Or don't!
It's finally here, today is the day, Ring My Bell is back and I'm joined by my first return guest Lindsey to catch up on what's new in the worlds of Taco Bell and jerking off in the last five years. Give it a listen! Or don't!
Ring My Bell: The Return with Lindsey
When Life Gives You Lemons
ring-my-bell.pinecast.co
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's finally here, today is the day, Ring My Bell is back and I'm joined by my first return guest Lindsey to catch up on what's new in the worlds of Taco Bell and jerking off in the last five years. Give it a listen! Or don't!
New episode for the first time in over a year and it goes live Tuesday!
September 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
New episode for the first time in over a year and it goes live Tuesday!
Good news! I have recorded my first episode of my podcast comeback, with my first return guest. You’ll have to wait to find out who, but it should be in your podcast feeds soon.
If you want to be a guest and talk to me about Taco Bell and jerking off, please reach out! Always looking for guests!
If you want to be a guest and talk to me about Taco Bell and jerking off, please reach out! Always looking for guests!
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Good news! I have recorded my first episode of my podcast comeback, with my first return guest. You’ll have to wait to find out who, but it should be in your podcast feeds soon.
If you want to be a guest and talk to me about Taco Bell and jerking off, please reach out! Always looking for guests!
If you want to be a guest and talk to me about Taco Bell and jerking off, please reach out! Always looking for guests!
I've scheduled not one but TWO guests for new episodes. Working on a third. It's the triumphant return of the only podcast that matters: the one that talks about Taco Bell and masturbating. Get ready. Get hyped.
August 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I've scheduled not one but TWO guests for new episodes. Working on a third. It's the triumphant return of the only podcast that matters: the one that talks about Taco Bell and masturbating. Get ready. Get hyped.
I have been away from podcasting for far too long. But if I wait around for the horrors of the world to vanish before I record another episode, I fear there will be no more episodes.
So I'm working on coming back. "Ring My Bell Returns; Is Revival Of The Century" the papers will say.
Get ready.
So I'm working on coming back. "Ring My Bell Returns; Is Revival Of The Century" the papers will say.
Get ready.
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have been away from podcasting for far too long. But if I wait around for the horrors of the world to vanish before I record another episode, I fear there will be no more episodes.
So I'm working on coming back. "Ring My Bell Returns; Is Revival Of The Century" the papers will say.
Get ready.
So I'm working on coming back. "Ring My Bell Returns; Is Revival Of The Century" the papers will say.
Get ready.
It’s National Masturbation Day and for the first time since starting this podcast I don’t have an episode for it.
I’ve been busy and also this podcast is in a weird spot on account of the government looking to ban porn.
So I guess do what you can to stop them from doing so and also live más.
I’ve been busy and also this podcast is in a weird spot on account of the government looking to ban porn.
So I guess do what you can to stop them from doing so and also live más.
May 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s National Masturbation Day and for the first time since starting this podcast I don’t have an episode for it.
I’ve been busy and also this podcast is in a weird spot on account of the government looking to ban porn.
So I guess do what you can to stop them from doing so and also live más.
I’ve been busy and also this podcast is in a weird spot on account of the government looking to ban porn.
So I guess do what you can to stop them from doing so and also live más.
Hmm I should probably figure out plans for an annual masturbation day episode for this year, seeing as how I’m kinda doing one episode a year at this point. Not by choice I just don’t have the energy to schedule more of these things.
April 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hmm I should probably figure out plans for an annual masturbation day episode for this year, seeing as how I’m kinda doing one episode a year at this point. Not by choice I just don’t have the energy to schedule more of these things.
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I thought my friends already called me the Climax Connoisseur…
January 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I thought my friends already called me the Climax Connoisseur…
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Choose your own cravings box: Cheesy Gordita crunch, beefy five layer burrito, fiesta potatoes, baja blast.
January 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Choose your own cravings box: Cheesy Gordita crunch, beefy five layer burrito, fiesta potatoes, baja blast.
Look I’m not the first to post this, and am in fact stealing this from many who came before me, but given the CURRENT DISCOURSE and that it’s one of the two questions I ask on every episode of this podcast, I need to know what your go to Taco Bell order is.
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Look I’m not the first to post this, and am in fact stealing this from many who came before me, but given the CURRENT DISCOURSE and that it’s one of the two questions I ask on every episode of this podcast, I need to know what your go to Taco Bell order is.
Currently it is a steak grilled cheese burrito and a spicy potato soft taco. My alternate order is a cantina chicken burrito and one or two Doritos locos tacos.
I don’t care if you order DoorDash but I am interested in your go to Taco Bell order
January 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Currently it is a steak grilled cheese burrito and a spicy potato soft taco. My alternate order is a cantina chicken burrito and one or two Doritos locos tacos.
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i don't know who needs to hear this but get the taco bell
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this but get the taco bell
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I don’t have an episode for it this year by happy Wanksgiving nonetheless.
November 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I don’t have an episode for it this year by happy Wanksgiving nonetheless.