Ricky Malibu
@rickymalibu.bsky.social
Never the smartest person in the room
It feels like me today
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It feels like me today
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
No chains no strings no ties no contracts, I return you to you and I return me to me
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No chains no strings no ties no contracts, I return you to you and I return me to me
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
I read in a performative fashion. You do the same thing, but with therapy
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I read in a performative fashion. You do the same thing, but with therapy
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
The so called supreme court decided they can go through with halfway payments to snap? Someone who knows the law please tell me, brother I don't know it
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The so called supreme court decided they can go through with halfway payments to snap? Someone who knows the law please tell me, brother I don't know it
In old money towns there are places people don't go. It's like understood youtu.be/0LOpmEH0ccA?...
Insane Clown Posse - Fonz Pond
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November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In old money towns there are places people don't go. It's like understood youtu.be/0LOpmEH0ccA?...
Coffee shop lady gave me a softball pitch, and I didn't even see it until a half hour later. "See you next week," she says.
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Coffee shop lady gave me a softball pitch, and I didn't even see it until a half hour later. "See you next week," she says.
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
And then I watched the 🌙 take the form of the 😈
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
And then I watched the 🌙 take the form of the 😈
Hey siri what day is it
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hey siri what day is it
Where do I go to report my hours? Going to get reimbursed this time, dang it
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Where do I go to report my hours? Going to get reimbursed this time, dang it
I don't mind reading author self inserts in something like sci-fi. Oh, you're a tactical genius with twenty-three degrees who can communicate with aliens?
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
October 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I don't mind reading author self inserts in something like sci-fi. Oh, you're a tactical genius with twenty-three degrees who can communicate with aliens?
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Hey military, do a little research before you let yourself be deployed to a supposed hellhole. Because as far as I can tell, there is exactly one building in this country that you guys should deploy to, and it isn't it fucking Oregon
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey military, do a little research before you let yourself be deployed to a supposed hellhole. Because as far as I can tell, there is exactly one building in this country that you guys should deploy to, and it isn't it fucking Oregon
Are people mad that Nicole Kidman is divorced? Like she's too pretty or whatever and the guy is dumb for doing it?
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Are people mad that Nicole Kidman is divorced? Like she's too pretty or whatever and the guy is dumb for doing it?
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
Tilly Norwood won't hear you call her a clanker, but your toaster will.
It costs nothing to be nice to the machine taking your job and has the added bonus of making Rocco's Basilisk destroy your house last.
It costs nothing to be nice to the machine taking your job and has the added bonus of making Rocco's Basilisk destroy your house last.
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tilly Norwood won't hear you call her a clanker, but your toaster will.
It costs nothing to be nice to the machine taking your job and has the added bonus of making Rocco's Basilisk destroy your house last.
It costs nothing to be nice to the machine taking your job and has the added bonus of making Rocco's Basilisk destroy your house last.
I am not pure of heart. In this time of contempt I am cooked
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am not pure of heart. In this time of contempt I am cooked
You've got Toyota Value (me to myself, aspirational)
September 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You've got Toyota Value (me to myself, aspirational)
You're a Chanel (complimentary)
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You're a Chanel (complimentary)
I respect that she came here and got the maga dream. I'm sure she's happy
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I respect that she came here and got the maga dream. I'm sure she's happy
My uneducated ass thought this was a quote from the Witcher
September 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My uneducated ass thought this was a quote from the Witcher
Was gonna be raptured, but I shouted that I watch vtubers. They put me back.
Now I have to clock into work. Biggest self-own ever
Now I have to clock into work. Biggest self-own ever
September 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Was gonna be raptured, but I shouted that I watch vtubers. They put me back.
Now I have to clock into work. Biggest self-own ever
Now I have to clock into work. Biggest self-own ever
By accident, I drove on a specific road in a specific direction at the right time. I wasn't taking the pictures don't worry!
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
By accident, I drove on a specific road in a specific direction at the right time. I wasn't taking the pictures don't worry!
Piggies will fly before a clanker keeps my food cold
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Piggies will fly before a clanker keeps my food cold