Ricky Malibu
@rickymalibu.bsky.social
Never the smartest person in the room
Going to warp speed!
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Going to warp speed!
For international men's day I intend to quietly do my job, hopefully protecting and enhancing the quality of life for all in my community.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For international men's day I intend to quietly do my job, hopefully protecting and enhancing the quality of life for all in my community.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
It feels like me today
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It feels like me today
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
I'll performative read if I want, I'm a rebel like that
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'll performative read if I want, I'm a rebel like that
By accident, I drove on a specific road in a specific direction at the right time. I wasn't taking the pictures don't worry!
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
By accident, I drove on a specific road in a specific direction at the right time. I wasn't taking the pictures don't worry!
I think if I could do it again, I would have joined the navy at 19. Commanding a nuclear submarine by now has to be better than wine drunk and Silksong on a Tuesday
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think if I could do it again, I would have joined the navy at 19. Commanding a nuclear submarine by now has to be better than wine drunk and Silksong on a Tuesday
Someone has to be on a vacation from the coffee shop. Usually they play the same classic rock every establishment plays, oh here's Pink Floyd for the eleventy millionth time. This morning it's 90's, Black Hole Sun, Eye by the Smashing Pumpkins. I don't hate it!
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone has to be on a vacation from the coffee shop. Usually they play the same classic rock every establishment plays, oh here's Pink Floyd for the eleventy millionth time. This morning it's 90's, Black Hole Sun, Eye by the Smashing Pumpkins. I don't hate it!
I meant to do some performative reading, like a peacock with big words. Instead, this chapter is blowing my mind, and people are just walking around as if they don't see this author committing word crimes against my brain.
September 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I meant to do some performative reading, like a peacock with big words. Instead, this chapter is blowing my mind, and people are just walking around as if they don't see this author committing word crimes against my brain.
We're losing ground in the War on Christmas. Eggnog in August... absurdity!
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We're losing ground in the War on Christmas. Eggnog in August... absurdity!
Please remember your safety harness in these trying times.
July 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Please remember your safety harness in these trying times.
Some of the mosquitoes that are biting me this summer have to be the daughters of their mother, a mosquito who successfully fed on me last summer.
*plays Elton John, you know the one.
*plays Elton John, you know the one.
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some of the mosquitoes that are biting me this summer have to be the daughters of their mother, a mosquito who successfully fed on me last summer.
*plays Elton John, you know the one.
*plays Elton John, you know the one.
Really hoping the cat didn't get a Steller's Jay. There is no other evidence, yet.
July 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Really hoping the cat didn't get a Steller's Jay. There is no other evidence, yet.
I was gonna read that, but it's fine.
July 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I was gonna read that, but it's fine.
I want to go to the coffee shop to chill and do nothing, but instead, the cat has been on my lap for an hour. So I'm doing nothing at home.
July 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I want to go to the coffee shop to chill and do nothing, but instead, the cat has been on my lap for an hour. So I'm doing nothing at home.
I don't understand the metaphor they are trying to communicate. I would love them to explain.
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't understand the metaphor they are trying to communicate. I would love them to explain.
In the midst of other horrors, do I remember the penny being canceled?
The republic party used to hate the idea of them canceling the penny because of heritage.
But here we are.
The republic party used to hate the idea of them canceling the penny because of heritage.
But here we are.
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
In the midst of other horrors, do I remember the penny being canceled?
The republic party used to hate the idea of them canceling the penny because of heritage.
But here we are.
The republic party used to hate the idea of them canceling the penny because of heritage.
But here we are.
I can't explain it, but the position of the sun and moon on a map of the earth makes a yin yang, sometimes
June 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I can't explain it, but the position of the sun and moon on a map of the earth makes a yin yang, sometimes
Cadaver dogs already know your face,
why pretend in a room full of fakes
why pretend in a room full of fakes
May 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cadaver dogs already know your face,
why pretend in a room full of fakes
why pretend in a room full of fakes
My city just canceled an event for Earth Day. The only reason given is "current circumstances." This could mean ice on the roads due to a spring storm, or it could be due to the presence of ICE in town. I don't know, but given that this is a blue town in a red state, I make certain assumptions.
April 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My city just canceled an event for Earth Day. The only reason given is "current circumstances." This could mean ice on the roads due to a spring storm, or it could be due to the presence of ICE in town. I don't know, but given that this is a blue town in a red state, I make certain assumptions.
This hecken cute doggo doesn't need to pay taxes. She has no idea about tariffs or constitutional crisis or any of it. I'm jelly, so jelly.
April 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This hecken cute doggo doesn't need to pay taxes. She has no idea about tariffs or constitutional crisis or any of it. I'm jelly, so jelly.