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Rich
@richmckay.bsky.social
Writer, sometimes a feral creature and sometimes a gentleman caller, high priest of dipshittery
Feel like it’s time for poems to start using firmament again
June 10, 2023 at 2:05 AM
This drone will be super useful when I go hang gliding
the drone toilet has landed on a little boy in the parking lot and crushed him to death
May 25, 2023 at 5:21 PM
I think Twitter Spaces ran over a few Girl Scouts and blew up midway through DeSantis’ announcement
May 24, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Combine Elon’s penchant for crashing things and Desantis’s crashing of his own campaign and this is what you get
Twitter technical issues crash Ron DeSantis's 2024 campaign announcement
The Twitter Space with the presidential announcement experienced ongoing technical issues Wednesday and ultimately crashed.
techcrunch.com
May 24, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but get that ring. It’s your Precious. Filthy little hobbitses. They stole it from us. Curse them! We wants it. We needs it.
May 23, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Heyyyy Orcas
May 20, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Reposted by Rich
I don't think people (who aren't trans) understand just how bad things have gotten for trans people. And we've been trying to sound the alarm for years but keep getting brushed off/told we're exaggerating/ignored/ridiculed/get accused of "canceling" people.

We need help. Now.
May 20, 2023 at 10:08 PM
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Utterly horrific things happening in Florida. This must be fought and resisted and stopped.

Link: https://www.reckon.news/lgbtq/2023/05/florida-is-set-to-arrest-people-in-restrooms-regardless-of-legal-gender-status-in-sweeping-bill.html
May 20, 2023 at 9:15 PM
This is what happens when orcas unionize
May 20, 2023 at 7:43 PM
The biggest lesson Ozymandias can teach us about his crumbled, sand-covered state is to never stop grinding 24/7
May 19, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I once logged off. I heard birds chirping. BIRDS. All this time I thought they were notifications.
May 19, 2023 at 11:24 AM
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Tennessee's gov. signed into law SB1440, defining transgender people out of all law.

They lose legal drivers license changes and more.

It's getting very little reporting, and is part of a trend of states doing this.

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Tinyurl.com/tnlaws
TN Enacts Law Rolling Back Trans Rights, ID Changes, And Regressively Defines Sex
Tennessee's governor Bill Lee just signed into law a bill that would define sex to exclude trans people and require it on all legal documents. It is the 4th state to pass such a law.
Tinyurl.com
May 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM
I wish people would make up cool rumors about my family like they do with @taylorlorenz.bsky.social :(

How about my dad invented Hungry Hungry Hippos? My mom won a Matzoh ball eating contest? My grandfather made all his money in Wikipedia?
May 18, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden?!

Ugh spoiler alert!
May 18, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Why are you criticizing Hamburger Helper?! If a magical disembodied hand tells you to eat raw ground beef, you just do it.
May 18, 2023 at 6:01 PM
If you mess with the Bluesky, you get the horny
May 17, 2023 at 9:56 PM
The correct name is Frankmobile’s monster
May 17, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Rich
Not enough people are talking about what's happening in Florida to trans people.

I am one person being personally affected by these bills.
DeSantis just signed the most extreme slate of anti-trans laws in modern history.

A bathroom ban will result in many arrests in months to come.

A care ban targets 80% of adult care.

They are getting little coverage.

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tinyurl.com/Floridaslate
Florida's Trans Bathroom Ban Signed: Arrests To Follow Regardless Of Legal Gender Status
Governor Ron DeSantis signed several anti-trans bills today. One of these bills, a bathroom ban, is likely to lead to many arrests of transgender people in bathrooms.
tinyurl.com
May 17, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Big boat stuck
May 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Quick—someone photoshop sexy Alf as the captain
You guys you guys YOU GUYS it’s happening again! BIG BOAT STUCK!
May 17, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Instead of Prozac, I asked my doctor to prescribe a boat being stuck. You’re welcome everybody!
May 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
I love this thing on Bluesky where we boo and hiss at every bad celebrity like a villain entering a children’s play.
May 17, 2023 at 11:45 AM
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You have to ask yourself: if our economic system actively destroys the biosphere *and* fails to meet most people's basic needs, then what is actually the point? — Jason Hickel
May 17, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Oh so now you’re posting pictures of potatoes?! The very root vegetables whose absence killed my great, great, great, great, great grandfather?! Shameful.
May 17, 2023 at 10:51 AM
When you want to cook at a French restaurant by controlling a clumsy oaf by his hair like a marionette
May 16, 2023 at 11:19 PM