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Richie Ryan
@richieryan.bsky.social
I take pictures of toilets.

Occasional writer of scifi and specfic.

Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade.

Also I take pictures of toilets.
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Hey shoutout to Zoroastrianism for not getting all salty about how *you* used to be top dog.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Nothing matters anymore. Go ahead and updoot your crush’s posts from years ago.
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Sisu. Trigger warning for graphic violence but it’s mostly literal Nazis.
Name an anti fascist film
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Soooo apparently I've been calling all sorts of shit art deco when it was streamline moderne and nobody ever warned me.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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$25* tickets for 25 hours!

Comedy doesn't get better than this. Or cheaper.

For 25 hours only, ticket prices have dropped to just $25* across a huge selection of 2026 Festival shows, including mine!

🎟️ https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/alice-fraser/

*Conditions apply
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The perfect Star Trek episode to watch on Groundhog Day.
The perfect Star Trek episode to watch on Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Thirty point swing to Democrats deep in the heart of Texas.
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I was at the park once. Two bros started spitting ice at each other from several paces away, while the other would catch it in his own mouth. They did this with the same piece of ice several times then switched.

Once their girl-shaped companions showed up they quit but there was genuine love there.
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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A bit of standup from my show Twist, which I’ll be putting out on my YouTube channel in full for free later this year.

Follow me on Patreon for more:
https://www.patreon.com/AliceFraser

#AliceFraser
#writingCommunity
#ComedyWriting
#writersretreat
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Randomly dropping myself into Google street view can lead to some suprisingly fascinating moments.

Shoutout to these Milanese college students given proper stinkeye to the ostrich backpack mapper.
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It me. Me got the job.
It's wild how you can meet someone on a dating app and end up married and happy eleven years later. Like, it's a thing you do on your phone to ask strangers, "Hi, would you like to fall in love and be each other's constant companion eventually?" and then there's an interview process
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I'm just a boy, standing in front of Wikipedia, having imaginary arguments with a long-dead Melville scholar.
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
*points at mirror*

And worst of all this bastard keeps threatening to make me read Bartleby the Scrivener "for vibes research"
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It's funny how researching architecture for my space western book has made me hate Henry VIII that much more for his dissolution of the monastaries.
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Okay so I'm really trying to keep off the socials but I got La Vie En Rose in my head and then remembered how invested I was in How I Met Your Mother and honestly I shouldn't be surprised by any of this shit.
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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happy birthday to the GOAT Hayao Miyazaki
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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I hate when the traveling cowboy erotica salesman takes all my savings.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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A lovely boost of confidence for Realms Unknown to be mentioned in the Guardian’s roundup of some favorite pods!

#RealmsUnknown
#GuardianPick
#AliceFraser
#ComedyPodcast
#PodcastRecommendation
#SciFiCommunity
#TrendingNow
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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This annual marathon reading of Moby-Dick under giant actual whale skeletons in New Bedford is so awesome, if you ever get a chance to go
We are 16 hours into the Moby Dick reading marathon. It’s 4:44am and the coffee station ran out of cups. 😬 The read aloud session in the auditorium is piped in from a speaker.
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Let's be fuckin' real it all starting turning to shit when Word made Calibri the defult.

[editor's note: we are aware this change was to make media more accessible in a growingly digital landscape. It is however our contention that said landscape is to blame for the aforementioned enshitification.]
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Wanna feel old?

You're 78.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM