It’s MLK day. That’s all. I shan’t be acknowledging any other events today.

What is a post on here called? What is the blue sky equivalent to “I tweeted” or “I saw a tweet”?

Day 1:
Dear Diary,
My inability to scroll tiktok during my morning coffee actually made the coffee taste bad. I fear I will never return to the warm embrace of my FYP again though I am trying to retain hope in these dark days. I shall put on a brave face so as not to upset the other townspeople.

Why does this app think I’m obsessed with animals? Specifically cats, like they are cute but it’s my whole feed. What does big cat have planned?

So while we’re all talking about our data and and we now have extra time on our hands, now would be a great time to watch The Great Hack on Netflix if you haven’t already.

Instagram reels is gonna be so upset when they learn about the tiktok ban in two weeks.

You all have my permission to rewatch your comfort show for the eleventy seventh time. No one is judging and everyone gets it.

Okay, Canadia, Europe and all the other places that said you’d miss us Americans on TikTok… time to be a good neighbor and just start reposting all the TikTok’s here. Your FYP is now OUR FYP. #tiktokban

Thank goodness the TikTok ban is in effect and now no one can ever use my data for nefarious purposes.

This was the second to last video on my FYP when TT went dark.

Well, shit… what are y’all doin?

Okay, what essential oil do we need to put on the country to fix our government?

All those kids that got yelled at for padding their word count are really having the last laugh writing all these recipe web pages

Guilty of 34 felonies and not only is there no punishment, he gets to hold the highest office in the US? We are a joke.