Rev.Jonnie Hodson
@revjh.bsky.social
Mouth Almighty @ Silveroller
Toffee, Socialist,
Occasional EAW Podcast Chatterbox,
Muddy Waters is God.
Toffee, Socialist,
Occasional EAW Podcast Chatterbox,
Muddy Waters is God.
Tonight is a big test. Usually, when results around us present a golden opportunity, we've let it slip through our hands. We've got a chance to go 7th and put daylight between us and the bottom half. Come On, Everton 🙏
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Tonight is a big test. Usually, when results around us present a golden opportunity, we've let it slip through our hands. We've got a chance to go 7th and put daylight between us and the bottom half. Come On, Everton 🙏
Own up, which of you absolute legends went to the fucking cat rescue garden in Malta and left one of these behind? 😄
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Own up, which of you absolute legends went to the fucking cat rescue garden in Malta and left one of these behind? 😄
What I'd give to take a penalty for Everton. Piss take that hop, skip, jump. Still livid me.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
What I'd give to take a penalty for Everton. Piss take that hop, skip, jump. Still livid me.
I feel like Aznou and Armstrong are going to be rolled out as "like having new signings" and that'll be our window.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I feel like Aznou and Armstrong are going to be rolled out as "like having new signings" and that'll be our window.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA LEARN. These hop skip, jump, 3 yard back pass penalties are fucking bullshit. Absolutely pathetic that. All that effort for fuck all. Take your run up and leather it fucking home. The keeper shouldn't have an option. Fuck off Everton. Pathetic.
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
WHEN ARE WE GONNA LEARN. These hop skip, jump, 3 yard back pass penalties are fucking bullshit. Absolutely pathetic that. All that effort for fuck all. Take your run up and leather it fucking home. The keeper shouldn't have an option. Fuck off Everton. Pathetic.
Nothing for tomorrow on resale? Can't even find the release platform
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Nothing for tomorrow on resale? Can't even find the release platform
KDH getting booked for the free kick, there's been dubious pens against us, nailed on pens/cards we haven't got, Arsenal being the big one, the red card against Keane, and yano what, it'll keep going on until the club call it out. It's a joke.
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
KDH getting booked for the free kick, there's been dubious pens against us, nailed on pens/cards we haven't got, Arsenal being the big one, the red card against Keane, and yano what, it'll keep going on until the club call it out. It's a joke.
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Why didn’t Var look at this. 🤷♀️that’s a red card
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Why didn’t Var look at this. 🤷♀️that’s a red card
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Chris Kavanagh.
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Chris Kavanagh.
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Welcome to the Wonderful World of Everton Refereeing
Where Everything is Different
Where Everything is Different
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Everton Refereeing
Where Everything is Different
Where Everything is Different
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Goodison, we miss you.
Taken on a Nikon 35mm.
#goodisonpark #evertonfc #efc #utft #evertonfootballclub #everton
Taken on a Nikon 35mm.
#goodisonpark #evertonfc #efc #utft #evertonfootballclub #everton
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Goodison, we miss you.
Taken on a Nikon 35mm.
#goodisonpark #evertonfc #efc #utft #evertonfootballclub #everton
Taken on a Nikon 35mm.
#goodisonpark #evertonfc #efc #utft #evertonfootballclub #everton
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“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
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Aznou, Patterson to start, same midfield three, Start Beto against Sunderland.
🙏
🙏
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Aznou, Patterson to start, same midfield three, Start Beto against Sunderland.
🙏
🙏
Currently MIA
N'Diaye
Gana
Dewsberry-Hall
Keane
Grealish
Branthwait
Alcaraz
Coleman
Don't see how with this amount of players unavailable, and the lack of options, that the powers that be won't make additions. I know January isn't easy, but we have to make additions surely?
N'Diaye
Gana
Dewsberry-Hall
Keane
Grealish
Branthwait
Alcaraz
Coleman
Don't see how with this amount of players unavailable, and the lack of options, that the powers that be won't make additions. I know January isn't easy, but we have to make additions surely?
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Currently MIA
N'Diaye
Gana
Dewsberry-Hall
Keane
Grealish
Branthwait
Alcaraz
Coleman
Don't see how with this amount of players unavailable, and the lack of options, that the powers that be won't make additions. I know January isn't easy, but we have to make additions surely?
N'Diaye
Gana
Dewsberry-Hall
Keane
Grealish
Branthwait
Alcaraz
Coleman
Don't see how with this amount of players unavailable, and the lack of options, that the powers that be won't make additions. I know January isn't easy, but we have to make additions surely?
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Recent Everton Red cards-
:- Slapping a team mate.
:- Pulling hair.
:- Clapping.
Recent Everton Yellow cards-
:- Impersonating a Seagull.
:- Taking a free kick to quickly.
Everton the social experiment!
#UTFT
:- Slapping a team mate.
:- Pulling hair.
:- Clapping.
Recent Everton Yellow cards-
:- Impersonating a Seagull.
:- Taking a free kick to quickly.
Everton the social experiment!
#UTFT
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Recent Everton Red cards-
:- Slapping a team mate.
:- Pulling hair.
:- Clapping.
Recent Everton Yellow cards-
:- Impersonating a Seagull.
:- Taking a free kick to quickly.
Everton the social experiment!
#UTFT
:- Slapping a team mate.
:- Pulling hair.
:- Clapping.
Recent Everton Yellow cards-
:- Impersonating a Seagull.
:- Taking a free kick to quickly.
Everton the social experiment!
#UTFT
Pull O'Brien, Garner RB, Beto on, 4-4-fkn-2
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pull O'Brien, Garner RB, Beto on, 4-4-fkn-2
Alcaraz is realy unlucky in my eyes
I’d have only been recalling Gana to move Garner to RB personally.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Alcaraz is realy unlucky in my eyes
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Real Estate: Haunted By Teenager Learning To Play Drums
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: Haunted By Teenager Learning To Play Drums
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Toffee Lady returns to match day klaxon!
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Toffee Lady returns to match day klaxon!
Bold claim... Barry gets off the mark today.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bold claim... Barry gets off the mark today.
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