Slime Whitman 🇵🇸
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I wish literally any other paper had wordle
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wish literally any other paper had wordle
Deleted scene from Frankenstein (2025)
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Deleted scene from Frankenstein (2025)
It would be so funny if he arrested her lol
I hope he goes.
Mamdani can start his mayoral term by fulfilling a promise to have him arrested.
nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
Mamdani can start his mayoral term by fulfilling a promise to have him arrested.
nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
NYC pol trolls Mamdani by inviting Netanyahu to Big Apple on mayor-elect’s inauguration day
A trolling Brooklyn pol has invited Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu to the city Jan. 1 — the day of the swearing-in of Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, who has vowed to try to arrest Bibi when he visits n…
nypost.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It would be so funny if he arrested her lol
Me after getting roasted by Shakespeare: "Him lie. Much mean. Very bad."
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me after getting roasted by Shakespeare: "Him lie. Much mean. Very bad."
Wolverine's claws are basically just big wisdom teeth and I think that's nice
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wolverine's claws are basically just big wisdom teeth and I think that's nice
This feels calculated for maximum self-humiliation in every single detail. Mad scientist throwing the switch and getting in the transporter with a corncob.
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This feels calculated for maximum self-humiliation in every single detail. Mad scientist throwing the switch and getting in the transporter with a corncob.
Do Catholics still believe that Jesus was born with a fully adult consciousness and thus his circumcision was a violent humiliation for him and his first act of martyrdom? Because that is some great comedy.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do Catholics still believe that Jesus was born with a fully adult consciousness and thus his circumcision was a violent humiliation for him and his first act of martyrdom? Because that is some great comedy.
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Need to join a chess league just for stoned people
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Need to join a chess league just for stoned people
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You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
The defeatism on the left after we just had one of the most high profile primary upsets ever, is absolutely insane. The path forward is right there, we just saw a huge step work
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Yes, and now everyone realizes we can't win with this team. Time to blow it up and rebuild. Tank for some picks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
Frankenstein taught me that immortality juice is stored in the nodes
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Frankenstein taught me that immortality juice is stored in the nodes
I suddenly want to watch Lost Highway
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
The driver of a stolen van sped through Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego counties, eventually driving into Mexico to evade the California Highway Patrol, officials said.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I suddenly want to watch Lost Highway
A 200 year mortgage would fix me
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A 200 year mortgage would fix me
Oh wait I can see the emperor's clothes now, stupid me. Thank you, Blinkard
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh wait I can see the emperor's clothes now, stupid me. Thank you, Blinkard
Musk dazed and slobbering, hate to see it
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Musk dazed and slobbering, hate to see it
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
A butt plug that contains the ashes of Jordan Peterson, marketed exclusively to woke moralists
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A butt plug that contains the ashes of Jordan Peterson, marketed exclusively to woke moralists
If you don't flip over your encrustable on the counter it will burn on one side
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If you don't flip over your encrustable on the counter it will burn on one side
When I first read Marvel Ultimates this stuck in my head as their theme
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
When I first read Marvel Ultimates this stuck in my head as their theme
You step over the white line and he comes running at you
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You step over the white line and he comes running at you
What an interesting way to make a survival situation infinitely worse
Because hacking a car fob is a fuckload more difficult than hacking a phone what is even fucking wrong with you
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What an interesting way to make a survival situation infinitely worse
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billy crystal. what was that about
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
billy crystal. what was that about
Just had a prophetic vision of an entire country drowning in diapers soiled by a single man
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just had a prophetic vision of an entire country drowning in diapers soiled by a single man
When my genuine reaction to your post gets trapped in the gap between relevance and originality and dies like a gruesome teleporter accident
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When my genuine reaction to your post gets trapped in the gap between relevance and originality and dies like a gruesome teleporter accident