Sampler Whitman 🇵🇸
@revhughbetcha.bsky.social
Same Handle on Mastodon / Protect Trans Lives / Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
One thing that hasn't changed in music since 1957 is that any time night or day you can tune in an AM radio station playing Cathy's Clown by the Everly Bros
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
One thing that hasn't changed in music since 1957 is that any time night or day you can tune in an AM radio station playing Cathy's Clown by the Everly Bros
Now every controller will be the little brother controller
“The patent describes the idea of a ‘ghost’ character upon whom players could call in times of need; when summoned, the ghost could step into the player’s metaphorical shoes to either demonstrate what they’re doing wrong or just complete the challenging section for them.” 🤦🏿♂️
Sony Patent Would Unleash AI 'Ghosts' to Beat Games for You When They Get Too Hard
Maybe one day, we'll get an AI that can watch the movies for us.
gizmodo.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Now every controller will be the little brother controller
Yes, it's compatible with the Clapper
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Yes, it's compatible with the Clapper
I don't know what any of this is but I appreciate your desire to share it
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I don't know what any of this is but I appreciate your desire to share it
You ever wake up feeling like the last shit your perfect dream self took as it died
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
You ever wake up feeling like the last shit your perfect dream self took as it died
I remember a time in my life when I would think "I should sleep now," and then I WOULD
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I remember a time in my life when I would think "I should sleep now," and then I WOULD
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who up playing with they international law
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
who up playing with they international law
Clowns aren't scary to me because I'm an adult and know now that clowns can only survive on the meat of other clowns so they rarely attack people.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Clowns aren't scary to me because I'm an adult and know now that clowns can only survive on the meat of other clowns so they rarely attack people.
Cannot stop thinking about this
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Cannot stop thinking about this
All the worst shit Trump does is boilerplate neoliberalism.
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
All the worst shit Trump does is boilerplate neoliberalism.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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"this is only happening because of Trump" shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. This is literally the entire history of this wretched fucking empire.
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
"this is only happening because of Trump" shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. This is literally the entire history of this wretched fucking empire.
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my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
The Grim Reapbert
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The Grim Reapbert
Adult-onset floppy infant syndrome. The end won't be pretty.
The president did his best to hide a slight limp as he walked with his wife into his New Year’s party.
Trump, 79, Hides Limp After Admitting to Health Concerns
The president’s gait into his New Year’s party sparked more speculation about his physical fitness.
trib.al
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Adult-onset floppy infant syndrome. The end won't be pretty.
Shots fired at Stancilites.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Shots fired at Stancilites.
I sincerely love Halfscreen on yt. If I ever wake up on any model of the starship Enterprise I will be able to find the shitters right away.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I sincerely love Halfscreen on yt. If I ever wake up on any model of the starship Enterprise I will be able to find the shitters right away.
For the end of Stranger Things I was really hoping for one more 80s nostalgia hit and maybe have Henry at least roll some barrels down at 11 while she platformed up to him.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
For the end of Stranger Things I was really hoping for one more 80s nostalgia hit and maybe have Henry at least roll some barrels down at 11 while she platformed up to him.
This year I'm finally going to write that novel that explores what it would have been like of the Beach Boys had existed in the GOT universe
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This year I'm finally going to write that novel that explores what it would have been like of the Beach Boys had existed in the GOT universe
It's when R2D2 gets in a Naboo starfighter that he reveals what a weird little freak he is
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's when R2D2 gets in a Naboo starfighter that he reveals what a weird little freak he is
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The underlying structures that guide US foreign policy logic are so strong that even the most unintelligent raging bull in presidential history has defaulted to the "bear hug in public, complain in private, and ultimately do nothing" strategy with Israel.
Trump’s effusive praise for PM part of strategy to keep disagreements private — sources
While some of president's aides have grown frustrated with Netanyahu, Trump believes public spat won't advance his agenda and would anger conservative allies whose support he cherishes
www.timesofisrael.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The underlying structures that guide US foreign policy logic are so strong that even the most unintelligent raging bull in presidential history has defaulted to the "bear hug in public, complain in private, and ultimately do nothing" strategy with Israel.