Ed Grimley Dakimakura
@reversedrivers.bsky.social
Plz... my wets...
I was going on 3 yeara of never having to hear another presidential election result and you guys are gonna make me lose my chip
November 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I was going on 3 yeara of never having to hear another presidential election result and you guys are gonna make me lose my chip
Swear I saw two hell posts being like "Tesla is the highest vehicle manufacturer in the world" and "I don't know where society would be with Elon Musk" and I truly don't know how to cope
Shared reality broke years ago, but that was usually "why" and not "what". There's no agreed-on "what"s now
Shared reality broke years ago, but that was usually "why" and not "what". There's no agreed-on "what"s now
November 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Swear I saw two hell posts being like "Tesla is the highest vehicle manufacturer in the world" and "I don't know where society would be with Elon Musk" and I truly don't know how to cope
Shared reality broke years ago, but that was usually "why" and not "what". There's no agreed-on "what"s now
Shared reality broke years ago, but that was usually "why" and not "what". There's no agreed-on "what"s now
I think we can agree in these narrow, sheltered alleyways of the internet, even knowing it was 1/3 the length, still too long & Not Enough Walz will be my take-aways from this campaign.
November 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I think we can agree in these narrow, sheltered alleyways of the internet, even knowing it was 1/3 the length, still too long & Not Enough Walz will be my take-aways from this campaign.
'Haha yah based chad western civ making white birthrates and silcon valley go up. Wimpy cuck commies helicopter ride, you have 3 mo.s lol'
Get Fucked
'Wah! They're stealing our penises! They killed cyber futurism! They made me eat bug and stomp on my little balls! Please someone, help my balls!'
Get Fucked
'Wah! They're stealing our penises! They killed cyber futurism! They made me eat bug and stomp on my little balls! Please someone, help my balls!'
November 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
'Haha yah based chad western civ making white birthrates and silcon valley go up. Wimpy cuck commies helicopter ride, you have 3 mo.s lol'
Get Fucked
'Wah! They're stealing our penises! They killed cyber futurism! They made me eat bug and stomp on my little balls! Please someone, help my balls!'
Get Fucked
'Wah! They're stealing our penises! They killed cyber futurism! They made me eat bug and stomp on my little balls! Please someone, help my balls!'
Squirrels whirling around a trunk under the browning kudzu is gives Cronenbergian energy I can't explain
November 5, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Squirrels whirling around a trunk under the browning kudzu is gives Cronenbergian energy I can't explain
In 80,000 models between "who gets a limb mutilated by their debt-holders first", Nate Silver takes it over Elon 40,021 times
November 5, 2024 at 12:33 PM
In 80,000 models between "who gets a limb mutilated by their debt-holders first", Nate Silver takes it over Elon 40,021 times
Okay, I'll take the six pack filled with beer I guess
I mean what the fuck are you talking about man
I mean what the fuck are you talking about man
November 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Okay, I'll take the six pack filled with beer I guess
I mean what the fuck are you talking about man
I mean what the fuck are you talking about man
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I mean, the funniest possible outcome is Harris wins and he dies attempting to usurp it - forcing Vance to lead all the planned state shenanigans
November 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I mean, the funniest possible outcome is Harris wins and he dies attempting to usurp it - forcing Vance to lead all the planned state shenanigans
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I find it deeply irritating how, apart from Selzer herself, pollsters/aggregators/pundits generally portray polls as The Objective Truth Down To 0.1% then respond to the slightest hint of criticism about their methods with "ackshully polls are worthless, reality is fundamentally unknowable."
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I find it deeply irritating how, apart from Selzer herself, pollsters/aggregators/pundits generally portray polls as The Objective Truth Down To 0.1% then respond to the slightest hint of criticism about their methods with "ackshully polls are worthless, reality is fundamentally unknowable."
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I just killed Peanut the Squirrel again 😃👍
November 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I just killed Peanut the Squirrel again 😃👍
Hashtag DrainTheSwampTheVoteForPeanut2024
November 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Hashtag DrainTheSwampTheVoteForPeanut2024
Major newsdesk: To maintain parity, we kept following conservative lines of thinking wherever they go, assuming viewers already had a semblance of leftist ideology. When that line goes to quackery, we clean it up. Our bosses are shouting "keep going" but how do we sanitize "squirrel pornographer"?
November 4, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Major newsdesk: To maintain parity, we kept following conservative lines of thinking wherever they go, assuming viewers already had a semblance of leftist ideology. When that line goes to quackery, we clean it up. Our bosses are shouting "keep going" but how do we sanitize "squirrel pornographer"?
Platonic Ideal of Rage Bait. Fake victimhood, smug superiority, acting like twitter is real life and doubling-down on dead-ender ideology
5/5 dunks, would QT again
5/5 dunks, would QT again
November 4, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Platonic Ideal of Rage Bait. Fake victimhood, smug superiority, acting like twitter is real life and doubling-down on dead-ender ideology
5/5 dunks, would QT again
5/5 dunks, would QT again
Any advice for someone viscerally repulsed by seeing a clock with 6 am as you get ready for work? Not that I'm up that early, just that it's aesthetically displeasing
November 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Any advice for someone viscerally repulsed by seeing a clock with 6 am as you get ready for work? Not that I'm up that early, just that it's aesthetically displeasing
Honestly hoped the Dems closing message included shout outs to Commander bites
November 4, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Honestly hoped the Dems closing message included shout outs to Commander bites
The bad news about Twitter is that it's absolutely unsearchable, completely in the bag for fascists, and full of crypto-brained teens slowly radicalizing themselves
But the good news is when you do read a post you like, under it are 40-80 replies missing the point making you regret clicking it
But the good news is when you do read a post you like, under it are 40-80 replies missing the point making you regret clicking it
November 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
The bad news about Twitter is that it's absolutely unsearchable, completely in the bag for fascists, and full of crypto-brained teens slowly radicalizing themselves
But the good news is when you do read a post you like, under it are 40-80 replies missing the point making you regret clicking it
But the good news is when you do read a post you like, under it are 40-80 replies missing the point making you regret clicking it
I mean, the funniest possible outcome is Harris wins and he dies attempting to usurp it - forcing Vance to lead all the planned state shenanigans
November 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I mean, the funniest possible outcome is Harris wins and he dies attempting to usurp it - forcing Vance to lead all the planned state shenanigans
Not in the bag, but very funny to make this complaint about the most milquetoast "think of your children's future when you vote" ad.
Like, yes voting for Trump is objectively an evil act by taking what their campaign platform is literally. That's absolutley nowhere *near* the message the ad evokes
Like, yes voting for Trump is objectively an evil act by taking what their campaign platform is literally. That's absolutley nowhere *near* the message the ad evokes
November 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Not in the bag, but very funny to make this complaint about the most milquetoast "think of your children's future when you vote" ad.
Like, yes voting for Trump is objectively an evil act by taking what their campaign platform is literally. That's absolutley nowhere *near* the message the ad evokes
Like, yes voting for Trump is objectively an evil act by taking what their campaign platform is literally. That's absolutley nowhere *near* the message the ad evokes
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as a chicagoan this will never get old bears.com
Bears.com
bears.com
November 3, 2024 at 4:25 PM
as a chicagoan this will never get old bears.com
It's either 11 o'clock or 1 o'clock, I don't fucking know. It's definitely not 12 o'clock, though, even if that's what I thought up until "Time Change" started trending on the tl
November 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
It's either 11 o'clock or 1 o'clock, I don't fucking know. It's definitely not 12 o'clock, though, even if that's what I thought up until "Time Change" started trending on the tl
How wrong, truly, were the final metrics in 2016 to cause this result?
Depressed Dem turnout + disenfranchisement pushed a lot of it to the brink, but everyone knows that a bug in the EC won that election. Did pollsters themselves invent a silent popular conservative front?
Depressed Dem turnout + disenfranchisement pushed a lot of it to the brink, but everyone knows that a bug in the EC won that election. Did pollsters themselves invent a silent popular conservative front?
November 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
How wrong, truly, were the final metrics in 2016 to cause this result?
Depressed Dem turnout + disenfranchisement pushed a lot of it to the brink, but everyone knows that a bug in the EC won that election. Did pollsters themselves invent a silent popular conservative front?
Depressed Dem turnout + disenfranchisement pushed a lot of it to the brink, but everyone knows that a bug in the EC won that election. Did pollsters themselves invent a silent popular conservative front?
Imagine this being your most revealing political moment, only to have consultants spend 2 decades insisting "NO! 1992 is the template, we can never go back to Obama!"
Boomer generational myths have ruined our movement, and parasitized our generational coming-of-age
Boomer generational myths have ruined our movement, and parasitized our generational coming-of-age
November 3, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Imagine this being your most revealing political moment, only to have consultants spend 2 decades insisting "NO! 1992 is the template, we can never go back to Obama!"
Boomer generational myths have ruined our movement, and parasitized our generational coming-of-age
Boomer generational myths have ruined our movement, and parasitized our generational coming-of-age
All the election post-gaming is about Dobbs this and Liz Cheney that.
I want to talk about sonnestrahd groyper fuck ups. The asshole Dems who shamed progressives over denouncing Shapiro's IDF ties. The "referendum on Trump's innocence" folks in 3 months in when they *still* haven't sentenced him
I want to talk about sonnestrahd groyper fuck ups. The asshole Dems who shamed progressives over denouncing Shapiro's IDF ties. The "referendum on Trump's innocence" folks in 3 months in when they *still* haven't sentenced him
November 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
All the election post-gaming is about Dobbs this and Liz Cheney that.
I want to talk about sonnestrahd groyper fuck ups. The asshole Dems who shamed progressives over denouncing Shapiro's IDF ties. The "referendum on Trump's innocence" folks in 3 months in when they *still* haven't sentenced him
I want to talk about sonnestrahd groyper fuck ups. The asshole Dems who shamed progressives over denouncing Shapiro's IDF ties. The "referendum on Trump's innocence" folks in 3 months in when they *still* haven't sentenced him
When I'm in tabletop forums writing diatribes about "maybe gaming media has given you unrealistic expectations", that's probably a sign I've had too much coffee
November 3, 2024 at 2:02 PM
When I'm in tabletop forums writing diatribes about "maybe gaming media has given you unrealistic expectations", that's probably a sign I've had too much coffee