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Abraham Lincoln's Golden Horde once stretched from the Gulf to the Hudson prior to it fracturing

Was the 69th voter at my polling place today. "Nice" i said under my breathe as I slapped on the sticker

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Health & Wildlife division are like Pontious Pilot, making the cowboy-hat-wearing, unpermitted creature crawling through the back of your jerk-off videos the martyr we didn't appreciate in our times

"Democrats have given up on the identy politics they relied on in 20... uh, wait which dog-whistles are we using now?"

"No you see it's about how you'll get less under a Harris administration..." dawg I'm not listening to the end. You said I'll get 6 free tall boys? Got it, I'm walking away now

I find it deeply irritating how, apart from Selzer herself, pollsters/aggregators/pundits generally portray polls as The Objective Truth Down To 0.1% then respond to the slightest hint of criticism about their methods with "ackshully polls are worthless, reality is fundamentally unknowable."

Done an important service. Huge fan of that OnlyFans creator, only complaint was that bitch of a squirrel

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Without a core ideal, all they have are grievances that pop into their timeline. Call & Response kids programming for lead-brained Gen Xers