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“God gives his hardest battles to his silliest sausages.”
“The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.”

I’m so from left that I can’t see from my right eye. (And that’s true).

Also Brazilian/Spanish citizen.

PT/EN/ES/FR/日本語
E eu tô com a cerveja (nesse momento zero) guardada pra festejar a queda dos meus inimigos. Seja os políticos fascistas, seja as pessoas que me fodem na vida cotidiana.
se tem uma coisa que eu festejo, é a dor de quem não presta
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
O Brasil como país mais conhecido no futebol deveria ser o primeiro a boicotar. Mas conhecendo a letargia do governo (e o medo de uma decisão impopular em ano de eleição) e a corrupção da Casa Bandida do Futebol, isso será impossível de acontecer.
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
É verão mas minha jaqueta da Alpine vai ficar no armário no próximo inverno.
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Representação gráfica do meu trabalho.
In fact, “not being ok” is encouraged here

#mentalhealth #comic #comicsky
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Palou’s got to win some more Indy 500 to pay the bills.
McLaren Racing has won its legal fight with Alex Palou, and has been awarded "damages of well over $12 million to compensate the business for the commercial loss and disruption" The company will also "be seeking interest and reimbursement of its legal expenses at a further hearing."
January 23, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Eu tenho que comentar, o que diabos fez F1 aparecer pra melhor filme (fora o LOBBY PESADÍSSIMO DA APPLE?!)

Deixo para meus confrades @eudomingos.bsky.social @lhamadopago.de @skellingtor.bsky.social descobrirem esse mistério da fé.
2026 Oscar Nominations — Best Picture:

• Sinners
• Hamnet
• Frankenstein
• Marty Supreme
• Sentimental Value
• One Battle After Another
• Bugonia
• F1
• The Secret Agent
• Train Dreams

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me RN.
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Aprender a como tratar quem te chama de autista sem prova na cara dura.
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Otoboke Beaver
Jinjer
Eskröta
Crypta
Nervosa
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

CRJ (and someone gave her a sword!!!)
BoA
The Beths
CHVRCHES
Ratboys
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Ratboys
Japanese Breakfast
St. Vincent
Wednesday
Deep Sea Diver
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 10:06 PM
ASSISTÃO (sic).
Vídeo novo sobre Yamazaki vs. Miyazaki... Quer dizer, sobre Godzilla vs. Socialismo... quer dizer, sobre "Godzilla -1.0".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqjy...
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Super Rescue Solbrain celebrates its 35th anniversary today.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Achei, o vídeo de uma das declarações mais poderosas que já ouvi.
January 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Para quem entende de jogos retrô e TVs PVM, eu adquiri uma dessas esses dias e preciso saber qual cabo posso usar em meus consoles antigos. Alguém pode me emprestar seu conhecimento?
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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1. Broncos - Seahawks
2. Patriots - Seahawks
3. Broncos - Rams
4. Super Bowl called off after targeted strikes by former-NATO allies following the Siege of Nuuk
5. Patriots - Rams
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
O que foi isso?! Como não amar o futebol americano?!
NO WAY. CALEB WILLIAMS HEAVES IT ON 4TH DOWN.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Que jogada!
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Share a television show that raised you

(1° de março, 40 anos de Choshinsei Flashman)
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Aos amigues dessa confraria, o que recomendam até um pouco mais de 100 mangos para o Switch?

Ganhei um cartão pré pago e não sei no que posso usar hahaha
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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CONGRATS, SEATTLE
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
And kids, this is how Shinkansens are born.
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Aviso a todos que sobrevivi ao aniversário do @retronini.bsky.social (mas pouco muito pouco) e estou em casa
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM