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Your Resident Librarian
@residentlibrarian.bsky.social
Mom. Librarian. Nap enthusiast.

Opinions are mine, and not necessarily those of my employer.
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I don't post much political content because everyone, including me, needs a break then from the doomscrolling. Let my weird brain entertain you.
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Very tipsy. AMA.
August 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm 99% sure that one of my college friends is trying to legit start a cult. Like, a spiritual, political cult.
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
2x good news today! 1 - I'm down another size in pants. I haven't seen a 14 in many years. 2 - My sleep apnea is gone! I did an at-home sleep study and it came back totally normal.
July 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
At an outdoor library outreach in the pouring rain.
July 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Watched Novacaine for the 2nd time. It's such a cute, gross movie. Jack Quaid is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors.
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July 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Working 9 days in a row, having a 1 day "weekend," then back to work for 3 more days. I'm also way behind on the graphic novels I have to have read by Wednesday evening. Can haz nap pls?
July 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My stress level just went from 20 to a solid 15. I'm so happy I have staff I can depend on.
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The good: I'm repping the library at Pride tomorrow. I'm so excited. The bad: It's supposed to be 92 tomorrow and feel like almost 100. The ugly: I bought a floppy hat.
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I took my first Adderall this morning. I definitely don't need caffeine, but I still feel like I could take a nap. Is an Adderall nap a thing?
June 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me? I'm fine. I'm just crying about my dog who died a decade ago because I dreamed about her and I miss her so much.
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am no longer a librarian. I am a crying book officer. #grimsburg
June 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you're looking for a smart laugh and you have access to AppleTV+, I highly recommend Murderbot. Alexander Skarsgård is comedy gold.
June 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me now & me 13-ish months ago.
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My life blew up (in a bad way) so I haven't been around, but I wanted to take a moment to pat myself on the back. I've lost 101.4 points in 10 months (with a lot of help from modern medicine).
May 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Visiting my BIL & SIL. They have a stray that comes in to sleep and get pet. Not only is he a giant friendly floof, he also has 7 toes on his front feet. So cute!
May 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Very mad about something I can't talk about publicly. Grrr.
May 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had a library program on Monday and now I own an immersion blender. Sometimes that's just the way it goes.
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
#IWL 90 pounds down today. I'm wearing the same size I did in college, which was 23 years ago. This is nuts.
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mom did eventually move that kitten too. In other news, I dreamed about kittens all night l. I was so ready to adopt that little nugget. Now I really want one.
Only one of them is still there. I hope mom is slowly moving them and hasn't abandoned the last one.
Found these 4 darlings living in our basement window well.

Gotta catch mom so they can all go to the shelter.
May 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Only one of them is still there. I hope mom is slowly moving them and hasn't abandoned the last one.
Found these 4 darlings living in our basement window well.

Gotta catch mom so they can all go to the shelter.
May 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Had a tarot reading by the spectacular Annie Hex today. She was spot on. Gave me some great direction for work. I'm excited to get another reading at Riot Fest!
May 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Found these 4 darlings living in our basement window well.

Gotta catch mom so they can all go to the shelter.
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I knew it was going to happen, but it doesn't make it any less painful.
May 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have SO MUCH to do at work today, and no desire to do any of it. 😭😭😭
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM