dane
@renfields.bsky.social
opinions are my own | how'd you even get here? | 30
why does deep cleaning a couch take 4 hours and what the fuck was the girl who owned this thing before me doing where the water is so BROWN
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
why does deep cleaning a couch take 4 hours and what the fuck was the girl who owned this thing before me doing where the water is so BROWN
new orthopedic mattress so I can be in the pit longer
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
new orthopedic mattress so I can be in the pit longer
this bagel sucks so much ass
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this bagel sucks so much ass
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I NEVER WANT TO SAVE TO ONEDRIVE I OWN A FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A REASON
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I NEVER WANT TO SAVE TO ONEDRIVE I OWN A FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A REASON
I often feel like I dont pass and then a random woman in florida is like "you'll have to wait for the fitting room, i only have two for men"
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I often feel like I dont pass and then a random woman in florida is like "you'll have to wait for the fitting room, i only have two for men"
reporting live from florida. 60°, windy, water is rippling, and the sun is butter yellow. you could even say i am enjoying myself.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
reporting live from florida. 60°, windy, water is rippling, and the sun is butter yellow. you could even say i am enjoying myself.
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you can find me slouched over a pint of lo mein covered in dirt
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you can find me slouched over a pint of lo mein covered in dirt
hit a series of potholes and got vertigo so bad i thought i was crashing my fucking car AMAZING
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hit a series of potholes and got vertigo so bad i thought i was crashing my fucking car AMAZING
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the motel knows where it is at all times. it knows this, because it knows where it isn’t.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the motel knows where it is at all times. it knows this, because it knows where it isn’t.
$uicideboy$ were lowkey right....all my life I HAVE wanted a chevy
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
$uicideboy$ were lowkey right....all my life I HAVE wanted a chevy
thinking about buying a lava lamp for the new house
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
thinking about buying a lava lamp for the new house
t shot bruised my stomach :(
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
t shot bruised my stomach :(
born to draw men in the nude forced to attend 5 hour city budget meetings
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
born to draw men in the nude forced to attend 5 hour city budget meetings
"secure the cabin and...whatever else youre supposed to do" okay sweet it's one of those flights
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"secure the cabin and...whatever else youre supposed to do" okay sweet it's one of those flights
there might be a toddler on this flight oh no
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
there might be a toddler on this flight oh no
IT has recognized im not a total dumbass and has given me administrator privileges thank GOD
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
IT has recognized im not a total dumbass and has given me administrator privileges thank GOD
Just now learning the plot of cats the musical. what the fuck
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just now learning the plot of cats the musical. what the fuck
went to the movies and my left contact fell out this is gonna be good
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
went to the movies and my left contact fell out this is gonna be good
Steel guitars are sexy
October 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Steel guitars are sexy
this prebiotic soda sucks ass holy shit
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this prebiotic soda sucks ass holy shit
I admit I think we lost the art of a bad parody movie
September 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I admit I think we lost the art of a bad parody movie
upper lip is twitching i should eat more bananas or quit my job cant tell which
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
upper lip is twitching i should eat more bananas or quit my job cant tell which
learning my ancient two disc copy of age of mythology might not be able to be recognized any more
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
learning my ancient two disc copy of age of mythology might not be able to be recognized any more
fist fight in the garbage at the bones show
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fist fight in the garbage at the bones show