Sometimes polyamory is wondering why your husband hasn’t replied to your random text asking if he’ll bring you home tacos for lunch and checking his location to see that he is alive, it’s just that he’s gone over to his lover’s for a little afternoon delight.

PERIODIC REMINDER:

Just because I am a s/x-positive content creator who occasionally shares about my s/x life on my platform does not mean I consent to hearing details about yours in my DMs.

Someone asked me why I love polyamory. I said, “Because it makes me feel free.”

They saltily replied, “Oh, so monogamy just makes people feel trapped then?”

“No,” I said, “it only makes polyamorous people feel trapped. Anything that honors who you are will make you feel free.”

2025

~Ins~

Sleep hygiene
Foot health
Emotional safety
Emotional intimacy
Astrology & tarot
Strength+flexibility
Non-cardio centered workouts
Psychedelic therapy
Decluttering
Mutual aid
Community and connection
Gender fluidity
Political and social Jestering 🃏

You say you want community but you never text anyone back.

One of the hardest parts about being a parent in this economy is that I REALLY want to be a “listen to your body” parent when it comes to food, but also you just left $8 of food on that plate and those Dino nuggs and eggs only reheat once 😭

Shoutout to all the people who have decided to try non-monogamy for the first time in 2025 💕

My Christmas gift from the universe was my autistic toddler happily and willingly participating in Christmas for the first time ever because he can finally sleep and breathe at night…all bc one doctor finally stopped letting his autism & inability to comply with testing get in the way of his care 😭

The overstimulated mom urge to scream “stop needing me” and “stop saying mom” 😭

Explaining to my husband that Matty Healy is Taylor Swify’s “Jess Mariano” so that TTPD makes more sense to him.

You know you’re on a gay first date when:

•you show up wearing basically the same thing

•you brought each other plant cuttings

•you get kicked out of the restaurant for staying too long past your reservation slot

😹🪴👯‍♀️

Trans children are so magical for many reasons, and one of them is that trans children are one of the ultimate invitations to remember that your children do not ✨belong✨ to you.

(Un)fortunately you have more in common with the trans person you’re trying to keep out of the bathroom than the lawmaker who ran on your fear of trans people.

#ComeOnClassConsciousness

When my wife proposed switching to a non-sexual marriage, how did I handle it?

I had to take an honest look back through our relationship to recognize where I really stood and what I really wanted.

Hey, friend. Sorry I missed all the social cues that you were mad at me. I was too busy stressing out that other people who aren’t mad at me were mad at me.

Your partner is allowed to be curious about polyamory. They are allowed to reflect on the concept, listen to podcasts, read books about it, and even (take a deep breath here) wonder if polyamory might be for them.