Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings
@remetheus.bsky.social
a story someone is telling | 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕦𝕡𝕤 || i am totally a raccoon shopkeeper ||| 🔞 NSFW possible in replies
Travel Essentials: 1 raccoon
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Travel Essentials: 1 raccoon
Reposted by Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings
🎄CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE HERE!🎄
🦝Personalized Christmas Cards
❄️From my woods to yours
📫US or abroad
☃️Completely free
Plus each letter is stamped with a raccoon slap of approval 🐾
Just fill out this form so I know where to send it. No strings attached. Merry Christmas!
📮 forms.gle/jFKem6qWbq9c... 📮
🦝Personalized Christmas Cards
❄️From my woods to yours
📫US or abroad
☃️Completely free
Plus each letter is stamped with a raccoon slap of approval 🐾
Just fill out this form so I know where to send it. No strings attached. Merry Christmas!
📮 forms.gle/jFKem6qWbq9c... 📮
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
🎄CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE HERE!🎄
🦝Personalized Christmas Cards
❄️From my woods to yours
📫US or abroad
☃️Completely free
Plus each letter is stamped with a raccoon slap of approval 🐾
Just fill out this form so I know where to send it. No strings attached. Merry Christmas!
📮 forms.gle/jFKem6qWbq9c... 📮
🦝Personalized Christmas Cards
❄️From my woods to yours
📫US or abroad
☃️Completely free
Plus each letter is stamped with a raccoon slap of approval 🐾
Just fill out this form so I know where to send it. No strings attached. Merry Christmas!
📮 forms.gle/jFKem6qWbq9c... 📮
Add raccoons to list
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Add raccoons to list
My crops are always healthy because the only thing I farm is aura
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My crops are always healthy because the only thing I farm is aura
I Reply
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I Reply
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
not too long but way too short
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
not too long but way too short
the opposite of restraining order is unleashing chaos
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the opposite of restraining order is unleashing chaos
Reposted by Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings
The Magician #Balatarot #pixelart for @remetheus.bsky.social
Original sketch by www.furaffinity.net/user/prettyo...
Crossed fingers on such a limited palette was a puzzle and a half but happy with this result.
#Furry #FurryArt #Balatro #Fanart
Original sketch by www.furaffinity.net/user/prettyo...
Crossed fingers on such a limited palette was a puzzle and a half but happy with this result.
#Furry #FurryArt #Balatro #Fanart
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Magician #Balatarot #pixelart for @remetheus.bsky.social
Original sketch by www.furaffinity.net/user/prettyo...
Crossed fingers on such a limited palette was a puzzle and a half but happy with this result.
#Furry #FurryArt #Balatro #Fanart
Original sketch by www.furaffinity.net/user/prettyo...
Crossed fingers on such a limited palette was a puzzle and a half but happy with this result.
#Furry #FurryArt #Balatro #Fanart
Sir, this is a Remetheus's
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sir, this is a Remetheus's
sleep for a day and still be tired
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
sleep for a day and still be tired
does this mean i can hypnotize the machines
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
does this mean i can hypnotize the machines
Reposted by Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
I found your afterlife in the bargain bin
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I found your afterlife in the bargain bin
Tired eldritch entity napping at inconvenient places
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tired eldritch entity napping at inconvenient places
Remetheus is not your beautiful wife
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remetheus is not your beautiful wife
imagine reading an old alchemical text and getting confused about how the tubers of this plant can "secrete a white pussy substance" before remembering that's about pus (medicine) and not the other thing
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
imagine reading an old alchemical text and getting confused about how the tubers of this plant can "secrete a white pussy substance" before remembering that's about pus (medicine) and not the other thing
let me be your fifth choice
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
let me be your fifth choice
ouph
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
ouph
There are no bad customers, only worse ones.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There are no bad customers, only worse ones.
Remetheus knows that you savescummed
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Remetheus knows that you savescummed
pausing in the middle of my boss fight to emotionally wreck a man is kind of like if i was a twitch streamer
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
pausing in the middle of my boss fight to emotionally wreck a man is kind of like if i was a twitch streamer
my introversion levels are too high for your party
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my introversion levels are too high for your party
I could be your murderer and you could be my victim~ 🎵
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I could be your murderer and you could be my victim~ 🎵