Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings
@remetheus.bsky.social
a story someone is telling | 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕦𝕡𝕤 || i am totally a raccoon shopkeeper ||| 🔞 NSFW possible in replies
I found your afterlife in the bargain bin
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I found your afterlife in the bargain bin
Tired eldritch entity napping at inconvenient places
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tired eldritch entity napping at inconvenient places
Remetheus is not your beautiful wife
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remetheus is not your beautiful wife
imagine reading an old alchemical text and getting confused about how the tubers of this plant can "secrete a white pussy substance" before remembering that's about pus (medicine) and not the other thing
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
imagine reading an old alchemical text and getting confused about how the tubers of this plant can "secrete a white pussy substance" before remembering that's about pus (medicine) and not the other thing
let me be your fifth choice
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
let me be your fifth choice
ouph
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
ouph
There are no bad customers, only worse ones.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There are no bad customers, only worse ones.
Remetheus knows that you savescummed
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Remetheus knows that you savescummed
pausing in the middle of my boss fight to emotionally wreck a man is kind of like if i was a twitch streamer
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
pausing in the middle of my boss fight to emotionally wreck a man is kind of like if i was a twitch streamer
my introversion levels are too high for your party
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my introversion levels are too high for your party
I could be your murderer and you could be my victim~ 🎵
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I could be your murderer and you could be my victim~ 🎵
happy halloween and a generally liminal holiday!
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
happy halloween and a generally liminal holiday!
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celebrate halloween by trading away your eternal soul for candy
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
celebrate halloween by trading away your eternal soul for candy
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What is the color of my hat?
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What is the color of my hat?
sub bottom vs dub top
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
sub bottom vs dub top
1 task for october down!
5 more to go
5 more to go
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
1 task for october down!
5 more to go
5 more to go
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All of the cards of this deck are cool, mostly because I drew them, but here’s some more of my faves. (spoilered bc they can be a little naked and violent)
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
All of the cards of this deck are cool, mostly because I drew them, but here’s some more of my faves. (spoilered bc they can be a little naked and violent)
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October 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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If Remetheus calls, will you answer?
Not all summons are spoken aloud.
Find out more by taking the first step and the rest will find you!
We promise it's not too late.
Not all summons are spoken aloud.
Find out more by taking the first step and the rest will find you!
We promise it's not too late.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If Remetheus calls, will you answer?
Not all summons are spoken aloud.
Find out more by taking the first step and the rest will find you!
We promise it's not too late.
Not all summons are spoken aloud.
Find out more by taking the first step and the rest will find you!
We promise it's not too late.
I'm the hottest
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm the hottest
You may have lost your pants but you have also given several people an additional reason for living.
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
You may have lost your pants but you have also given several people an additional reason for living.
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