The Relevant Organs
@relevantorgans.bsky.social
China's soft-power vanguard, rectifying your thought since 2010. Claiming this handle as an inalienable part of China.
EXPERTS: When you have real power, the degenerate sex island comes to you.
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
EXPERTS: When you have real power, the degenerate sex island comes to you.
So-called "March for billionaires" not observed in People's Republic of China.
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
So-called "March for billionaires" not observed in People's Republic of China.
EXPERTS: “Melania“ documentary not flattering enough.
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
EXPERTS: “Melania“ documentary not flattering enough.
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OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.
OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.
Honestly, respect for comrade Rodriguez. She played the imperialists like a cheap erhu and cashiered her predecessor so hard that the fleas in his prison cell are embarrassed to be seen with him.
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Honestly, respect for comrade Rodriguez. She played the imperialists like a cheap erhu and cashiered her predecessor so hard that the fleas in his prison cell are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Why haven’t these auditoriums been booked out by the Party for mandatory elementary school group viewings? Isn’t that what the school busses are for? Do the Americans know nothing of the film business?
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Why haven’t these auditoriums been booked out by the Party for mandatory elementary school group viewings? Isn’t that what the school busses are for? Do the Americans know nothing of the film business?
American friends, we have a list of islands that we covet and a list of islands that we despise and Greenland is not top-ten on either.
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
American friends, we have a list of islands that we covet and a list of islands that we despise and Greenland is not top-ten on either.
We spent our whole lives training and working to undermine US soft power and to be honest we’ve never felt so unnecessary. 😢
Breaking news: In a message to Norway’s prime minister, President Donald Trump linked his insistence on taking over Greenland to his grievance over not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize — adding a new twist to Trump’s stoking of a trade war.
Trump ties Greenland takeover bid to Nobel Prize in text to Norway leader
Trump’s push to take over Greenland and unleash a trade war with European nations has sparked the greatest transatlantic crisis in generations.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
We spent our whole lives training and working to undermine US soft power and to be honest we’ve never felt so unnecessary. 😢
They failed to “run” Los Angeles, but go on.
President Trump shocked the nation and the world early Saturday when he announced that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, and intended to “run the country.” Here’s what we know.
What We Know About the U.S. Operation in Venezuela
U.S. forces carried out an audacious raid on the country’s capital, seizing President Nicolás Maduro. President Trump said the United States now intends to “run” Venezuela.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
They failed to “run” Los Angeles, but go on.
MOFA: United States strongly condemned as imperialist hegemon, lawless aggressor, chief international gangster and annoying af for trashing our weekend.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
MOFA: United States strongly condemned as imperialist hegemon, lawless aggressor, chief international gangster and annoying af for trashing our weekend.
“Five Simples” rectification program launched by leadership of American state media popular among elderly viewers.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
“Five Simples” rectification program launched by leadership of American state media popular among elderly viewers.
Congratulations to our respected colleague Bari Weiss on finally becoming a real journalist.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Congratulations to our respected colleague Bari Weiss on finally becoming a real journalist.
FIFA Peace Prize considered pale and meaningless imitation of China’s prestigious Confucius Peace Prize, retired by the Ministry of Culture due to lack of sufficiently worthy candidates.
US President Donald Trump receives the new FIFA Peace Prize from Gianni Infantino, head of world football's governing body, at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
FIFA Peace Prize considered pale and meaningless imitation of China’s prestigious Confucius Peace Prize, retired by the Ministry of Culture due to lack of sufficiently worthy candidates.
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
We once sent an entire generation of our youth to hoe turnip fields. Are you sure you want to get into a 吃苦-off with us, American friends?
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We once sent an entire generation of our youth to hoe turnip fields. Are you sure you want to get into a 吃苦-off with us, American friends?
Keep revising, comrades!
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Keep revising, comrades!
US PUNDITS: If China’s GDP growth rate falls below
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
Kevin Hassett's theory of tariffs: "China has got to sell a lot of stuff to us to maintain political stability. And so if we put a tariff on their stuff, then they cut the price so that our consumer is basically still able to demand as much stuff as they need to sell to be politically stable."
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
US PUNDITS: If China’s GDP growth rate falls below
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
❌10%
❌8%
❌6%
❌5%
???
the government will collapse!!!
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
We encourage all Americans to study deeply Pete Hegseth Thought, but especially Americans who work in national security
UPDATE: Sources tell us that NSA staff are *also* included in being forced to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech (that he already forced top military generals to listen to).
@swin24.bsky.social
@swin24.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We encourage all Americans to study deeply Pete Hegseth Thought, but especially Americans who work in national security
We wouldn’t let these guys into our military headquarters either, tbh.
DoD today confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America. - Pentagon Press Association
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We wouldn’t let these guys into our military headquarters either, tbh.
Honestly wish we could shut the US government down half as well as it shuts itself down.
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Honestly wish we could shut the US government down half as well as it shuts itself down.
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.