The Relevant Organs
@relevantorgans.bsky.social
China's soft-power vanguard, rectifying your thought since 2010. Claiming this handle as an inalienable part of China.
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
EXPERTS: American “Democrat” party widely considered feckless.
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
EXPERTS: US President Donald J. Trump considered highly susceptible to gaudy trinkets and baubles.
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nothing unites reactionary factions like a charismatic socialist.
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OFFICIAL: China urges U.S. government to avoid human rights abuses in restive American province of Oregon.
BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BREAKING: American comedian rehabilitated.
We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We’re suckers for a gold card, but we looked into this and it doesn’t get you into anyplace cool.
OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
OPINION: Comrade Trump is practicing politics the right way.
Challenging our interns to say, "Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War," without bursting into laughter.
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Challenging our interns to say, "Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War," without bursting into laughter.
Good idea, comrades. Nothing gets the political blood pumping harder than a plenary session. Make sure you have banners.
September 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Good idea, comrades. Nothing gets the political blood pumping harder than a plenary session. Make sure you have banners.
OFFICIAL: Claims that military parade is “crypto-erotic spectacle” dismissed.
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
OFFICIAL: Claims that military parade is “crypto-erotic spectacle” dismissed.
NEWS: People’s Armed Police troops demonstrate precision shouting skills before assembled dignitaries.
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
NEWS: People’s Armed Police troops demonstrate precision shouting skills before assembled dignitaries.
On this occasion of solemn remembrance of the blood spilled in the Chinese People's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the World Anti-Fascist War, we invite people everywhere to reflect upon the fact that our military parades kick ass.
September 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
On this occasion of solemn remembrance of the blood spilled in the Chinese People's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the World Anti-Fascist War, we invite people everywhere to reflect upon the fact that our military parades kick ass.
Mobilizing the full resources of the State to crush one man because his existence challenges the official narrative? 😍😍😍 We’re proud of you, American friends!
August 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Mobilizing the full resources of the State to crush one man because his existence challenges the official narrative? 😍😍😍 We’re proud of you, American friends!
BREAKING: Tourists in U.S. capital shocked as local youth perform so-called “wheelie” maneuvers popularized by thugs and gangsters.
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
BREAKING: Tourists in U.S. capital shocked as local youth perform so-called “wheelie” maneuvers popularized by thugs and gangsters.
In today’s China the elderly live in comfort and need not work in reviled, low-status jobs to support unproductive youth.
August 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
In today’s China the elderly live in comfort and need not work in reviled, low-status jobs to support unproductive youth.
Excellent move, comrade! Why even have statistics if they don’t support Party ideology?
August 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Excellent move, comrade! Why even have statistics if they don’t support Party ideology?
Our uncle in the coal business had a banquet hall in his villa in Taiyuan that looked just like this!
July 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Our uncle in the coal business had a banquet hall in his villa in Taiyuan that looked just like this!
US NEWS: Adequacy of actress Sidney Sweeney’s jeans questioned.
July 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
US NEWS: Adequacy of actress Sidney Sweeney’s jeans questioned.
Comrade Rubio, is there any spare room in CECOT? Asking for a friend.
July 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Comrade Rubio, is there any spare room in CECOT? Asking for a friend.
“Hot Girls of Communism” suitable for audiences of all ages.
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Hot Girls of Communism” suitable for audiences of all ages.
National Radio and Television Administration: “Hot Girls of Capitalism” show unsuited for broadcast in China due to risks of spiritual pollution, smut.
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
National Radio and Television Administration: “Hot Girls of Capitalism” show unsuited for broadcast in China due to risks of spiritual pollution, smut.
OFFICIAL: Condolences offered upon death of U.S. Secretary of Commerce Hulk Hogan.
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
OFFICIAL: Condolences offered upon death of U.S. Secretary of Commerce Hulk Hogan.
Next, we recommend rectifying your political cartoonists and firmly guiding them toward hilarity in the service of the Party.
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Next, we recommend rectifying your political cartoonists and firmly guiding them toward hilarity in the service of the Party.
Comrade Xi Jinping does not have a “branded fragrance.” However, if he did, it would subtle but unmistakable, warm but unyielding, evocative of a blossoming new era of socialism with Chinese characteristics, and confounding to anti-Party and reactionary elements. With a hint of sandalwood.
June 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Comrade Xi Jinping does not have a “branded fragrance.” However, if he did, it would subtle but unmistakable, warm but unyielding, evocative of a blossoming new era of socialism with Chinese characteristics, and confounding to anti-Party and reactionary elements. With a hint of sandalwood.