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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
grand mother silk makes this horrible whimpering sob when she thinks that you’ve killed lace. ok !
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
grand mother silk makes this horrible whimpering sob when she thinks that you’ve killed lace. ok !
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
the world could be our oyster although it may take eight yrs
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the world could be our oyster although it may take eight yrs
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
It’s SO hot. I got the tactile/pulse switches 68 keys even though someone recommended to me the silent switches 100 keys and imo I like the tactiles better www.lofree.co/products/flo...
Flow 2 68 Low-profile Mechanical Keyboard
Ultra Sleek Anodized Aluminum | Cloud Series Switches | VIA | 2.4G, Bluetooth & Wired | Gasket Mount | 68/84/100-key Options
www.lofree.co
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It’s SO hot. I got the tactile/pulse switches 68 keys even though someone recommended to me the silent switches 100 keys and imo I like the tactiles better www.lofree.co/products/flo...
me when I opened this thing: oh so that’s why they don’t advertise their business.
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
me when I opened this thing: oh so that’s why they don’t advertise their business.
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
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A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
education is beautiful and more accessible than we think. guess I’ll learn
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
education is beautiful and more accessible than we think. guess I’ll learn
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I know Liu Qingge was waking up every day like “no time to rot in bed with grief and guilt over SQQ’s death. I have to eat a nutritious breakfast and maintain a healthy sleep schedule so Luo Binghe can kick my ass today”
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I know Liu Qingge was waking up every day like “no time to rot in bed with grief and guilt over SQQ’s death. I have to eat a nutritious breakfast and maintain a healthy sleep schedule so Luo Binghe can kick my ass today”
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
here’s my pet theory that Yue Qingyuan doesn’t actually dislike Luo Binghe because he lowkey feels like he owes Luo Binghe one for keeping Liu Qingge sane during those five yrs
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
here’s my pet theory that Yue Qingyuan doesn’t actually dislike Luo Binghe because he lowkey feels like he owes Luo Binghe one for keeping Liu Qingge sane during those five yrs
listen. I saw how xie lian interacted with qi rong.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
listen. I saw how xie lian interacted with qi rong.
I think if xie lian became even 0.1% less repressed he could choke hua cheng unconscious during sex and then feel horrified at how much he enjoyed it
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think if xie lian became even 0.1% less repressed he could choke hua cheng unconscious during sex and then feel horrified at how much he enjoyed it
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
thinking about Yue Qi not wanting to beg anymore and Shen Jiu wanting to go with him … Shen Jiu so sticky and wants to be a little barnacle on Yue Qi’s hip all the time … ueueueueueue
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
thinking about Yue Qi not wanting to beg anymore and Shen Jiu wanting to go with him … Shen Jiu so sticky and wants to be a little barnacle on Yue Qi’s hip all the time … ueueueueueue
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
i live in a washing machine called "i write a cool 3k on the weekend" > "i manage to write a little on monday/tuesday" > "i am demolished at work wed-fri" > "friday evening is spent contemplating my failures as a human and how i will amount to nothing" > "i write a cool 3k on the weekend"
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
what’s the objection here boy. are u too proud. do u have a moral objection to faking tears to get other people’s money. what is it. explain to me why u refuse to explain how u feel about anything even when u clearly have enough feelings about it to refuse to beg
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
what’s the objection here boy. are u too proud. do u have a moral objection to faking tears to get other people’s money. what is it. explain to me why u refuse to explain how u feel about anything even when u clearly have enough feelings about it to refuse to beg
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi