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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
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A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
i live in a washing machine called "i write a cool 3k on the weekend" > "i manage to write a little on monday/tuesday" > "i am demolished at work wed-fri" > "friday evening is spent contemplating my failures as a human and how i will amount to nothing" > "i write a cool 3k on the weekend"
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi
common misconception that Liu Qingge fighting against Luo Binghe for five years was bad for his health. Liu Qingge needed to get the shit kicked out of him like a dog needs walkies
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
common misconception that Liu Qingge fighting against Luo Binghe for five years was bad for his health. Liu Qingge needed to get the shit kicked out of him like a dog needs walkies
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Okay here's some actually important textual analysis: After killing WYZ, SJ and YQY should've made out on top of all those cultivator corpses.
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Okay here's some actually important textual analysis: After killing WYZ, SJ and YQY should've made out on top of all those cultivator corpses.
if you sit at an actual desk that you have designated for writing you will sit there for eight hours and produce 0 words. if you happen to be waiting for your laundry to finish in the kitchen you will say ”oh well let me look over my wip while im waiting” and accidentally write a small novella
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
if you sit at an actual desk that you have designated for writing you will sit there for eight hours and produce 0 words. if you happen to be waiting for your laundry to finish in the kitchen you will say ”oh well let me look over my wip while im waiting” and accidentally write a small novella
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(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon
when i reach day three of not having written anything that's when the existential despair hits
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
when i reach day three of not having written anything that's when the existential despair hits
there’s a capybara pencil case that lays on its back and you split open its stomach to shove it full of pens and pencils and I really. I really want t
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
there’s a capybara pencil case that lays on its back and you split open its stomach to shove it full of pens and pencils and I really. I really want t
I thought to myself “I really don’t have that many wips right now so I can probably take on a few new ones” and then I blinked and now I have like. Seven
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I thought to myself “I really don’t have that many wips right now so I can probably take on a few new ones” and then I blinked and now I have like. Seven
what really sucks is that sometimes I genuinely miss haikaveh
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
what really sucks is that sometimes I genuinely miss haikaveh
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shen jiu would feel personally attacked by a first year psychology textbook but i think if you gave him one he'd eventually try to clicker train lqg
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 AM
shen jiu would feel personally attacked by a first year psychology textbook but i think if you gave him one he'd eventually try to clicker train lqg
I don’t know where my gloves are and it’s way too fucking cold to have naked hands. despite the fact that none of you can help me find my gloves I thought I would tell all of the nice people in my phone about this
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I don’t know where my gloves are and it’s way too fucking cold to have naked hands. despite the fact that none of you can help me find my gloves I thought I would tell all of the nice people in my phone about this