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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
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sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
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He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
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Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
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he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
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A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
sometimes I think I’m too picky about the way my hair is cut but then today I was looking in the mirror and I realized that the hairdresser from my last visit cut my bangs a full inch and a half longer on the right than the left
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think I’ve got to write the tgcf fic I want to see in the world
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
i live in a washing machine called "i write a cool 3k on the weekend" > "i manage to write a little on monday/tuesday" > "i am demolished at work wed-fri" > "friday evening is spent contemplating my failures as a human and how i will amount to nothing" > "i write a cool 3k on the weekend"
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
you’ll never guess what I did this weekend
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
you would think it would be Shen Jiu who would be too proud as a child to cry and beg for money but actually he was a competitive little prima donna who hit other children so he could have the best begging spots. and funny enough the person who didn’t like begging for money was Yue Qi
common misconception that Liu Qingge fighting against Luo Binghe for five years was bad for his health. Liu Qingge needed to get the shit kicked out of him like a dog needs walkies
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
common misconception that Liu Qingge fighting against Luo Binghe for five years was bad for his health. Liu Qingge needed to get the shit kicked out of him like a dog needs walkies
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Okay here's some actually important textual analysis: After killing WYZ, SJ and YQY should've made out on top of all those cultivator corpses.
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Okay here's some actually important textual analysis: After killing WYZ, SJ and YQY should've made out on top of all those cultivator corpses.
if you sit at an actual desk that you have designated for writing you will sit there for eight hours and produce 0 words. if you happen to be waiting for your laundry to finish in the kitchen you will say ”oh well let me look over my wip while im waiting” and accidentally write a small novella
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
if you sit at an actual desk that you have designated for writing you will sit there for eight hours and produce 0 words. if you happen to be waiting for your laundry to finish in the kitchen you will say ”oh well let me look over my wip while im waiting” and accidentally write a small novella
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(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon