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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
you’ll never guess what happened on this particular wednesday
i live in a washing machine called "i write a cool 3k on the weekend" > "i manage to write a little on monday/tuesday" > "i am demolished at work wed-fri" > "friday evening is spent contemplating my failures as a human and how i will amount to nothing" > "i write a cool 3k on the weekend"
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
you’ll never guess what happened on this particular wednesday
you know those guys who reach a level of general misanthropy that seeps into the way they interact with everything in the world. that’s how I’m becoming about video tutorials. every video is irredeemable to me
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
you know those guys who reach a level of general misanthropy that seeps into the way they interact with everything in the world. that’s how I’m becoming about video tutorials. every video is irredeemable to me
I will not use your mobile app and I will not turn off my adblocker to access your website and I will not watch your video about something that could be explained in a post
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I will not use your mobile app and I will not turn off my adblocker to access your website and I will not watch your video about something that could be explained in a post
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liu qingge as the local tom cat laying waste to the ecosystem.. getting into fights every night.. 😔he needs to be neutered and brought inside!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
liu qingge as the local tom cat laying waste to the ecosystem.. getting into fights every night.. 😔he needs to be neutered and brought inside!!
shen qingqiu intervened between the luo binghe and liu qingge's fight in vol 2 in such a way that shen qingqiu's actions could be interpreted as protecting liu qingge. and I know in my heart that luo binghe stays up at night chewing his pillows about it
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
shen qingqiu intervened between the luo binghe and liu qingge's fight in vol 2 in such a way that shen qingqiu's actions could be interpreted as protecting liu qingge. and I know in my heart that luo binghe stays up at night chewing his pillows about it
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
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sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
there’s an enemy in this game that throws little glass balls with silkflies in them which essentially destroys a person’s life essence every time the enemy attacks. perhaps the game was asking us to reflect upon how a human life is in fact some of the cheapest material around
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
there’s an enemy in this game that throws little glass balls with silkflies in them which essentially destroys a person’s life essence every time the enemy attacks. perhaps the game was asking us to reflect upon how a human life is in fact some of the cheapest material around
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
in this respect his superiority complex as "i'm a Better reader than all those Average fans" makes him not that different from shen jiu, whose problem was also a sense of pride and desire to be superior. it's just that shen qingqiu eventually chose to let go of that pride and shen jiu did not
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
in this respect his superiority complex as "i'm a Better reader than all those Average fans" makes him not that different from shen jiu, whose problem was also a sense of pride and desire to be superior. it's just that shen qingqiu eventually chose to let go of that pride and shen jiu did not
shen qingqiu is that sort of reader who likes a book but holds so much contempt for the "trash" parts; and yet it turns out that holding contempt for something he loves and believing himself superior to "trash" clichés winds up blinding him to the parts of the book (luo binghe) that are sincere
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
shen qingqiu is that sort of reader who likes a book but holds so much contempt for the "trash" parts; and yet it turns out that holding contempt for something he loves and believing himself superior to "trash" clichés winds up blinding him to the parts of the book (luo binghe) that are sincere
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He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
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Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
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he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
yeah unfortunately I do just eat it by itself. maybe with alcohol
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
yeah unfortunately I do just eat it by itself. maybe with alcohol
grand mother silk makes this horrible whimpering sob when she thinks that you’ve killed lace. ok !
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
grand mother silk makes this horrible whimpering sob when she thinks that you’ve killed lace. ok !
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
the world could be our oyster although it may take eight yrs
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the world could be our oyster although it may take eight yrs
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
It’s SO hot. I got the tactile/pulse switches 68 keys even though someone recommended to me the silent switches 100 keys and imo I like the tactiles better www.lofree.co/products/flo...
Flow 2 68 Low-profile Mechanical Keyboard
Ultra Sleek Anodized Aluminum | Cloud Series Switches | VIA | 2.4G, Bluetooth & Wired | Gasket Mount | 68/84/100-key Options
www.lofree.co
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It’s SO hot. I got the tactile/pulse switches 68 keys even though someone recommended to me the silent switches 100 keys and imo I like the tactiles better www.lofree.co/products/flo...
me when I opened this thing: oh so that’s why they don’t advertise their business.
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
me when I opened this thing: oh so that’s why they don’t advertise their business.