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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
IM SOOOOOO DUMB AS HELL I MOVED MY CARDKEY FROM MY WALLET TO MY WORK BAG SPECIFICALLY SO THAT I WOULDNT FORGET IT AND NOW I HAVE MY WALLET LIKE WHERE IS MY CARD KEY
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
IM SOOOOOO DUMB AS HELL I MOVED MY CARDKEY FROM MY WALLET TO MY WORK BAG SPECIFICALLY SO THAT I WOULDNT FORGET IT AND NOW I HAVE MY WALLET LIKE WHERE IS MY CARD KEY
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We all know SJ and LBH are similar types of people, but I've been thinking recently about their key differences. If LBH was stolen from the washerwoman, kept as a personal servant by the wealthy family that employed her, was told that she'd come back for him when she had the power to fight back...
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
We all know SJ and LBH are similar types of people, but I've been thinking recently about their key differences. If LBH was stolen from the washerwoman, kept as a personal servant by the wealthy family that employed her, was told that she'd come back for him when she had the power to fight back...
accidentally got a round of applause at the work meeting by pointing out that using AI for a task undermines the social connection you could have formed with someone by asking someone to help you
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
accidentally got a round of applause at the work meeting by pointing out that using AI for a task undermines the social connection you could have formed with someone by asking someone to help you
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okay and what if ophthalmologist shen yuan touching teenage luo binghes eyes to put his contacts in for him for the first time and binghe is tearing up and shaky-scared but so so so fucking horny, pressed against the chair, head tilted back, forced to stare at shen yuans gentle, focused face
dont care if glassesless shen yuan is canon. binghe has no boundaries and insists on putting in his contacts for him as an excuse to touch his eyeballs and gets harder every time sy flinches or tears up
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
okay and what if ophthalmologist shen yuan touching teenage luo binghes eyes to put his contacts in for him for the first time and binghe is tearing up and shaky-scared but so so so fucking horny, pressed against the chair, head tilted back, forced to stare at shen yuans gentle, focused face
nothing as funny as hollow knight/silksong’s high fantasy world with gods and knights and ancient magic but also hornet has a gun for some reason
February 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
nothing as funny as hollow knight/silksong’s high fantasy world with gods and knights and ancient magic but also hornet has a gun for some reason
it's unfortunate because recently i've started to make more friends at work and i've come to like the people i've met here but this branching out coincided with a Negative Work Experience where i formed an everlasting grudge against my two supervisors that i will never, on pain of death, forgive
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
it's unfortunate because recently i've started to make more friends at work and i've come to like the people i've met here but this branching out coincided with a Negative Work Experience where i formed an everlasting grudge against my two supervisors that i will never, on pain of death, forgive
it’s always interesting when a fic has a character spontaneously deciding “Yue Qingyuan is a terrible abusive individual and I have to save Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu from him” and then the fic proceeds to actually treat Shen Jiu like he’s an abused child who Yue Qingyuan beats every day
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
it’s always interesting when a fic has a character spontaneously deciding “Yue Qingyuan is a terrible abusive individual and I have to save Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu from him” and then the fic proceeds to actually treat Shen Jiu like he’s an abused child who Yue Qingyuan beats every day
when I need emotional support to get through my work day I fondly of evil pervert things to do to LQG for morale
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
when I need emotional support to get through my work day I fondly of evil pervert things to do to LQG for morale
when we did mount fay the first time it legitimately took us like 8 hrs and on my second playthru I did this in 30 minutes
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
when we did mount fay the first time it legitimately took us like 8 hrs and on my second playthru I did this in 30 minutes
you’ll never guess what happened on this particular wednesday
i live in a washing machine called "i write a cool 3k on the weekend" > "i manage to write a little on monday/tuesday" > "i am demolished at work wed-fri" > "friday evening is spent contemplating my failures as a human and how i will amount to nothing" > "i write a cool 3k on the weekend"
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
you’ll never guess what happened on this particular wednesday
I will not use your mobile app and I will not turn off my adblocker to access your website and I will not watch your video about something that could be explained in a post
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I will not use your mobile app and I will not turn off my adblocker to access your website and I will not watch your video about something that could be explained in a post
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liu qingge as the local tom cat laying waste to the ecosystem.. getting into fights every night.. 😔he needs to be neutered and brought inside!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
liu qingge as the local tom cat laying waste to the ecosystem.. getting into fights every night.. 😔he needs to be neutered and brought inside!!
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
today i've been thinking about how when luo binghe needed to force mushroom!shen qingqiu to reveal himself, luo binghe went to threaten sqq's martial brothers at cang qiong, presumably because luo binghe didn’t think that shizun would reveal himself if luo binghe himself was in danger
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sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
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He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
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Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.
#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
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he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on