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anyone else feel like theyre so busy and they never have the time to do anything they want to do
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*crushed by work* I should write something fun
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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thinking.. binghe who makes sy look whenever he jerks off because he otherwise he can’t cum..then sy going to a reunion on his own and getting a message from binghe asking pretty please if they can videocall because he’s soo hard right now
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
mu qing discourse to me proves that tgcf fans are the weakest population and would not survive in the scum villain ecosystem
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i hope yue wuhuan and an long get to scissor
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
unfortunately I simply can’t help but root for the second male lead especially if he’s got a compelling relationship w the protagonist. everyone in romance novels should open their hearts to polyamory
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
im always like “I should have more socmed presence so I can have more fandom friends” when literally just this morning I considered deleting two of my accounts, which are accounts I made after deleting two other, different accounts
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reading misvil and I think if you get sex trafficked by ur own shifu you’re allowed to do whatever crimes you want forever
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Yanshen! Yanshen! Yanshen!
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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hands tied #svsss

✨️ #bingqiu preslash 10k
✨️ abyss rescue, hurt/comfort
✨️ liu qinggie is around

archiveofourown.org/works/738408...
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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never did like romance where the characters immediately flirt with each other. you gotta build that up over months. years. they each think the other person doesn't feel the same, or maybe they won't acknowledge their own feelings at all. then you cut off one of their arms
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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doodling wheeeee #svsss
July 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my 55 yr old coworker who knows nothing about danmei is a big fan of #mycase
got a phone case with bing//qiu on it and now I’m constantly picking up my phone and saying “my case :)” my case for my phone. my binghe case. my case! #mycase
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The book I wrote and the book you read are not the same thing as each other, and neither of them is the same as the book on the page.
June 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
no matter what I do my work desks lways turn into fucking disasters
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
ive given up on my scrivener files making any sense
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had a dream that scrivener added a new mode where you could see a mini corkboard view in the binder and there was a new function called threads where u could connect subplots and themes and chekhov’s guns from one scene to another to make sure you were following up on previously written material
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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(Shen Yuan voice) It's actually very normal to fantasize about introducing your disciple-husband to a vast new world so that you can be so calm and patient when he looks up at you like a newborn fawn with his big beautiful eyes because he's just soo helpless and scared and needs you to reassure him-
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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XF: Dude Junshang is so fucking scary
SY: You mean my sheep of a disciple? My sweet little Binghe? He's just a baby
XF: He's a twenty five year old functionally immortal half demon the smartest man alive and doesn't flinch at torture
SY: Whatever. I'm taking my special little boy to the playground
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I fell asleep at like 7pm and slept all the way thru to 7am…
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
i wanna write something brainless and silly but whenever i try to do this i keep thinking things like "this character is too prideful to allow this to happen" and "this character would immediately fumble this scenario and possibly cause immense damage to all their relationships instead"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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. I thought if I shattered enough,
someone somewhere
would find a piece of me soft enough to keep.
.
(oh bingzu...)
#svsss #luobingzu #luobinghe #bingqiu
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
big fan of when I’m in the bed and every pet in the house comes to be in the bed with me. unfortunately this makes it impossible to get out of the bed
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
my dog’s face is covered in red like he’s just gotten through mauling an animal and is covered in blood. but it’s just because he stole the yukgaejang we were eating
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
hhehehehehehheehehehehhhehehhehhhehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheehehehe
maybe I should really quickly write some disgusting nasty filthy erated fic that has no plot or character development whatsoever. to cleanse my brain
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM