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even death could not separate binghe from shizun and that's why binghe is the apex predator of yanderes
there’s an enemy in this game that throws little glass balls with silkflies in them which essentially destroys a person’s life essence every time the enemy attacks. perhaps the game was asking us to reflect upon how a human life is in fact some of the cheapest material around
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
when people say with horror “omg the silkflies in silksong are made out of dead people’s souls? whiteward is full of dead bodies?“ perhaps the game was asking us to reflect on how all great works of labor, achievement, and art are sometimes literally build on people’s corpses
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
in this respect his superiority complex as "i'm a Better reader than all those Average fans" makes him not that different from shen jiu, whose problem was also a sense of pride and desire to be superior. it's just that shen qingqiu eventually chose to let go of that pride and shen jiu did not
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
shen qingqiu is that sort of reader who likes a book but holds so much contempt for the "trash" parts; and yet it turns out that holding contempt for something he loves and believing himself superior to "trash" clichés winds up blinding him to the parts of the book (luo binghe) that are sincere
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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He holds so much contempt for people who fall into simple tropes (hed rather snap his own neck than be used as a hostage, he scolds transmigrators who fumble their first lines, he constantly mocks "low IQ" villains internally) and, to him, believing Luo Binghe doesn't hate him is just as stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Febuwhump 2026 - Day 3 - Ghost

Head diciple Yue Qi in his study, some time after he rushed back for Shen Jiu, only to find a burnt down manor.

#whump #febuwhump #svsss #yueqingyuan #shenjiu
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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he so badly does not want to be the idiot that falls for what Luo Binghe™️ is selling, to be made vulnerable and then tricked, but as the evidence piles up that he’s been hurting binghe, this becomes equally unbearable. it could be a horrible mistake to trust you, but i can’t continue hurting you
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
yeah unfortunately I do just eat it by itself. maybe with alcohol
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
grand mother silk makes this horrible whimpering sob when she thinks that you’ve killed lace. ok !
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
makes me SO fucking emotional when lost lace does the same void tendril attack as the pure vessel
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
the world could be our oyster although it may take eight yrs
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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WWX is so valid cause there really isn’t an entrée that can’t be improved by being spicier
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
just did a task that I had on my to do list for 8 years. never give up
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i know that im committing immense culinary crimes by modifying kimchi this way but i ate kimchi with toasted sesame oil and lao gan ma today and MAN. cabbage really is SO peak
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
haha noooo don’t completely misread my email that was only 2 sentences long and force me to reiterate to you that as per my last email I cannot meet tomorrow at X time you’re so sexy
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It’s SO hot. I got the tactile/pulse switches 68 keys even though someone recommended to me the silent switches 100 keys and imo I like the tactiles better www.lofree.co/products/flo...
Flow 2 68 Low-profile Mechanical Keyboard
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February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
me when I opened this thing: oh so that’s why they don’t advertise their business.
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I bought a keyboard online and for some reason there was not a single update on if the order had been received or shipped or delivered. Not even a “here’s our newsletter” email. the keyboard just mysteriously showed up one day on my doorstep and it’s by far the sexiest keyboard I’ve ever typed on
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I wear these glasses for 16 hours a day and every hour I realize again how great my glasses fit on my face now and experience wondrous joy all over again. 16 hrs of happiness a day for infinite days for only $10
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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A handsome, elegant, young man…. YQY should have been at the club 😭
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
education is beautiful and more accessible than we think. guess I’ll learn
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
crazy that I can download an 800 page long compendium of chinese philosophy from the internet archive with the click of a button for free
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
GOT NOSEPADS FOR MY NOSEPADLESS GLASSES AND NOW MY GLASSES ACTUALLY SIT CORRECTLY ON MY FACE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I know Liu Qingge was waking up every day like “no time to rot in bed with grief and guilt over SQQ’s death. I have to eat a nutritious breakfast and maintain a healthy sleep schedule so Luo Binghe can kick my ass today”
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM