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just remembered my own post
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just remembered my own post
does this make sense
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
does this make sense
my cat is looking especially fat today ♡
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my cat is looking especially fat today ♡
SECT LEADER MENTION ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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this is a bing/liu fic but every SVSSS fic has to have qi/jiu divorce in the background
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
this is a bing/liu fic but every SVSSS fic has to have qi/jiu divorce in the background
I crawled my way to the end of one chapter by my fingernails and the chapter is kind of mid
October 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I crawled my way to the end of one chapter by my fingernails and the chapter is kind of mid
is anyone else reading this insane and crazy masterpiece occurring on ao3. this person is building a cathedral over there
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
is anyone else reading this insane and crazy masterpiece occurring on ao3. this person is building a cathedral over there
shen qingqiu you're so busy being clever and perceptive about the double meaning to his words that youre missing the part where luo binghe really is speaking up for you
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
shen qingqiu you're so busy being clever and perceptive about the double meaning to his words that youre missing the part where luo binghe really is speaking up for you
why is there an entire paragraph dedicated to explaining that yue qingyuan had not actually met luo binghe frequently outside of when shen jiu punished him
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
why is there an entire paragraph dedicated to explaining that yue qingyuan had not actually met luo binghe frequently outside of when shen jiu punished him
yue qingyuan, a man who was vivisected continuously over the course of a year and considers this to be his own fault because he was the one who shouldn't have been impulsive and pulled xuan su: "i have a normal and valid understanding of how strict masters should be with their disciples"
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
yue qingyuan, a man who was vivisected continuously over the course of a year and considers this to be his own fault because he was the one who shouldn't have been impulsive and pulled xuan su: "i have a normal and valid understanding of how strict masters should be with their disciples"
yue qingyuan: stop accusing shen qingqiu based on groundless claims he's an upright man of good moral character
shen qingqiu for some reason:
shen qingqiu for some reason:
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
yue qingyuan: stop accusing shen qingqiu based on groundless claims he's an upright man of good moral character
shen qingqiu for some reason:
shen qingqiu for some reason:
yue qingyuan really will die if he misses even a single opportunity to be a mother hen
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
yue qingyuan really will die if he misses even a single opportunity to be a mother hen
when yqy offers to let sj kill him in the water prison, sj (in an attempt to be nice to yqy for once) tells him to fuck off, and the description of yqy is "[s]lowly, Yue Qingyuan's hands slumped, the sword lowering with them" and every time i read this scene i imagine him like this
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
when yqy offers to let sj kill him in the water prison, sj (in an attempt to be nice to yqy for once) tells him to fuck off, and the description of yqy is "[s]lowly, Yue Qingyuan's hands slumped, the sword lowering with them" and every time i read this scene i imagine him like this
half the cultivators who go into the ling xi caves qi deviate and/or die horribly but they keep letting cultivators go into the caves and it makes me think about this tweet
July 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
half the cultivators who go into the ling xi caves qi deviate and/or die horribly but they keep letting cultivators go into the caves and it makes me think about this tweet
it’s so funny that the existence of shen yuan achieving a happier ending is evidence that shen jiu could have fixed his entire life in maybe six days if he got his shit together. but sj could/would never change his behavior because his brain was a cocktail of fear/pride/trauma. literally this post
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it’s so funny that the existence of shen yuan achieving a happier ending is evidence that shen jiu could have fixed his entire life in maybe six days if he got his shit together. but sj could/would never change his behavior because his brain was a cocktail of fear/pride/trauma. literally this post
passages that make you unable to keep reading out of sheer second hand embarrassment. this man was making a fool of himself in front of all the peak lords and the entire sect
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
passages that make you unable to keep reading out of sheer second hand embarrassment. this man was making a fool of himself in front of all the peak lords and the entire sect
after that fun detail from the beginning that yue qi either did not or would not or could not cry as part of their routine to beg for money and then the first time he sees shen jiu again he's holding back tears. this story is really just unbearable agony compilation 10 hr loop
December 3, 2024 at 10:50 PM
after that fun detail from the beginning that yue qi either did not or would not or could not cry as part of their routine to beg for money and then the first time he sees shen jiu again he's holding back tears. this story is really just unbearable agony compilation 10 hr loop
- yue qi: "he was just joking about killing you" shen jiu immediately: "i wasn't joking"
- yue qi holding shen jiu by the scruff of his neck and telling him "can you fucking knock it off" to which sj replies "i will not" but then does
- yue qi gets the classic xie lian line
- yue qi holding shen jiu by the scruff of his neck and telling him "can you fucking knock it off" to which sj replies "i will not" but then does
- yue qi gets the classic xie lian line
December 3, 2024 at 10:39 PM
- yue qi: "he was just joking about killing you" shen jiu immediately: "i wasn't joking"
- yue qi holding shen jiu by the scruff of his neck and telling him "can you fucking knock it off" to which sj replies "i will not" but then does
- yue qi gets the classic xie lian line
- yue qi holding shen jiu by the scruff of his neck and telling him "can you fucking knock it off" to which sj replies "i will not" but then does
- yue qi gets the classic xie lian line
the use of "therefore" adds such flavor. shen jiu and yue qi got separated THEREFORE shen jiu continued to terrorize everyone in his vicinity unchecked. actually it's yue qi's fault that shen jiu terrorizes people because sj's behavior is yue qi's responsibility and yue qi shouldn't have left him
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the use of "therefore" adds such flavor. shen jiu and yue qi got separated THEREFORE shen jiu continued to terrorize everyone in his vicinity unchecked. actually it's yue qi's fault that shen jiu terrorizes people because sj's behavior is yue qi's responsibility and yue qi shouldn't have left him