Phoenix || in a vat of Lexapro
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Allen/Phoenix ▪︎ 32 ▪︎ he/they ▪︎ bi trans disaster ▪︎ toku / xenogears/saga / gundam▪︎ Twitter: reiwandaful ▪︎ header + pfp by @opossumkaiju.bsky.social
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#PhoenixWatchesZeta (Zeta Gundam)
#PhoenixPlaysXenogears (Xenogears)
#PhoenixWatchesBlade (Kamen Rider Blade)
#PhoenixReadsInoueKuuga (Kamen Rider Kuuga manga)
#PhoenixWatchesZeztz #ZeztzSpoilers (Kamen Rider Zeztz)
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#PhoenixWatchesZeta (Zeta Gundam)
#PhoenixPlaysXenogears (Xenogears)
#PhoenixWatchesBlade (Kamen Rider Blade)
#PhoenixReadsInoueKuuga (Kamen Rider Kuuga manga)
#PhoenixWatchesZeztz #ZeztzSpoilers (Kamen Rider Zeztz)
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I'm researching him daily
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm researching him daily
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NieR Automata genuinely might be one of the most important game releases of all time explicitly because of how it directly inspired DXVK, yes.
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NieR Automata genuinely might be one of the most important game releases of all time explicitly because of how it directly inspired DXVK, yes.
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
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Depressed so I went to the arcade :)
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Depressed so I went to the arcade :)
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Ah yes, the two genders: pastel controller and plain black controller
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ah yes, the two genders: pastel controller and plain black controller
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I see trans people flirting with each other in the TF2 game chat so often I've taken to calling it T4TF2
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see trans people flirting with each other in the TF2 game chat so often I've taken to calling it T4TF2
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
I get the security concerns but forcing people to use the name linked to their work stuff in order to participate in your group for queer resources is not it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I get the security concerns but forcing people to use the name linked to their work stuff in order to participate in your group for queer resources is not it.
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Look at these lads.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Look at these lads.
"I'm めった marved my slime" god I love cultural exchange
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I'm めった marved my slime" god I love cultural exchange
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PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ONE
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ONE
This is so weird to begin in the middle of the week but okay
I am transgender. You are aware I exist (hopefully)
I am transgender. You are aware I exist (hopefully)
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is so weird to begin in the middle of the week but okay
I am transgender. You are aware I exist (hopefully)
I am transgender. You are aware I exist (hopefully)
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Googling "gay X-Men" is like googling chai tea
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Googling "gay X-Men" is like googling chai tea
Lrt x2
The two genders
The two genders
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Lrt x2
The two genders
The two genders
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It Is Tajador
Tajador Thursday
Tajador Thursday
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It Is Tajador
Tajador Thursday
Tajador Thursday
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I only have Dunkins by me ig my area just isn't bougie enough so No Starbucks Day is Every Day without even trying
(But also you shouldn't buy Starbucks they treated my partner like ass)
(But also you shouldn't buy Starbucks they treated my partner like ass)
I trust you already don’t buy sbux, but especially not today.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I only have Dunkins by me ig my area just isn't bougie enough so No Starbucks Day is Every Day without even trying
(But also you shouldn't buy Starbucks they treated my partner like ass)
(But also you shouldn't buy Starbucks they treated my partner like ass)
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gundam and Xeno moots being forced to learn what Kamen Rider Blade is
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Gundam and Xeno moots being forced to learn what Kamen Rider Blade is
If I had the spoons or commitment I'd make scented candles to sell with wild ass names like "Tachibana's Bong Bath Water"
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I had the spoons or commitment I'd make scented candles to sell with wild ass names like "Tachibana's Bong Bath Water"