Red Ralph
@redralph.bsky.social
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looking for TALENT!!!
Seeking help on an indie project
THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT
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Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso...
Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune
Seeking help on an indie project
THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT
:
Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso...
Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
looking for TALENT!!!
Seeking help on an indie project
THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT
:
Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso...
Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune
Seeking help on an indie project
THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT
:
Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso...
Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune
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not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent
Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.
September 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.
Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.
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This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment...
July 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment...
Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.
I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.
April 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.
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Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3
Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.
I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.
November 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.
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Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.
November 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.
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Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.
November 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.
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If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
October 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
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Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters?
No tail. Should be a hamster.
No tail. Should be a hamster.
October 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters?
No tail. Should be a hamster.
No tail. Should be a hamster.
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I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.
I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
October 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.
I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?
October 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?
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You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you
October 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you
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I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time.
Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
October 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time.
Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.
October 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.
Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀
It’d be fun to do it again.
It’d be fun to do it again.
October 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀
It’d be fun to do it again.
It’d be fun to do it again.
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[first day as a doctor]
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
October 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
[first day as a doctor]
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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