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30丨Speaks 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🇪🇸丨🔞 Minors and ABDL DNI丨No RP丨Yes martial arts丨Probably interested in your OCs丨Profile pic by @chokeylover.bsky.social, banner by @mal-lock.bsky.social
Damn, the AI imagery labeler got silently deactivated.
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So I've been getting a bunch of new followers again all of a sudden, and it's like... where are y'all even finding me?
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Honestly, I don't even *like* ketchup with fries, so I'll take literally anything else. Mayo, that weird substitute they're handing out at KFC now, garlic dip, even mustard. (This bitch loves mustard)
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"If you were any less self-aware, you'd cease to be sentient."

(Not directed at me, but it's been in my vernacular since the day I first heard it)
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm squarely in the lower left quadrant.
where i create from
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
On the topic of new year's resolutions, one of the ones I had for this year (buy more stuff from physical stores) actually worked out really well! I think I can count the number of items I bought from Amazon this year on one hand.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Wild how many furry Christmas pics I've seen that claim to feature mistletoes but actually depict holly.

If the leaves are jagged and the berries are red, it ain't a mistletoe. Please get it right.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Holy shit guys, just leave Twitter already. Y'all are frogs getting boiled alive at this rate. How hot does the water gotta get before you finally jump out of the pot?
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Merry Christmas, or whichever holiday you celebrate around this time of the year!
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Haven't jerked off in three days now and I'm definitely starting to feel it...
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Peeking into a back alley, you spot a dragon you've never seen before, yet looks oddly familiar...

(This would be more suspenseful if the hashtag didn't spoil the whole thing :v)

🎨 @bullstorm.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Oop, you just walked in on Mercer and Prabhu celebrating Fuck-A-Dragon Day together.

🐲 @bludergon.bsky.social
🎨 Chirros

#OCArt #Mercer #NSFW
July 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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"Sergeant" Mercer showing Wu Chen that even masters are still lifelong students at the end of the day. I'm sure the dragon appreciates the lesson.

🐲🎨 @sirz.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Drake's got a new look and a newfound proficiency in silat, so of course he was due for a rematch with Mercer. What didn't change was his love for getting his abs cratered in, at least.

🐲🎨 Chirros

#OCArt #Mercer #NSFW
June 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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POV: You're a corrupt CEO (so, really, just the average CEO) who's finding himself in a now-o'clock appointment with the city's most efficient vigilante.

🎨 @c-andreartz.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
May 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Even someone like Mercer can have a bad day from time to time. Fortunately, Vermillion's never too far away to help him blow off some steam.

🐉 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social
🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer #NSFW
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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🐯 "Smile for the camera!"
🐉 "ᶜʰᵒᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈᵉʳ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ"
🐯 "...That works, too."

🐉🎨 @mindmechanica.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Mercer is awarding the legendary Three Towers the highest honor he can bestow: Brutally beating the crap out of each of them.

🦁🐯🦄🎨 @galendhaelos.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
March 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Taking shortcuts through seedy back alleys is usually a bad idea. When you're Mercer, though, you might just get to make off with a prize and some booze instead.

🎨 @senacello.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
March 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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The lead-up to one of my birthday gifts from last year, showing Mercer's wing chun skills in all their glory. Ryuugan never stood a chance, but I don't think he ever expected to.

🐲 @lordrex.bsky.social
🎨 @crassir.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
February 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Having heard much of Mercer's titanic strength, Willgon wanted to experience it for himself... and it was everything he ever hoped for and more.

🐉&🎨 @willrojo.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
December 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Never bring a knife to a swordfight... unless you're Mercer, in which case go nuts.

🐲 @tonberrie.bsky.social
🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
December 26, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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Ikoo came in like a wrecking ball, but got wrecked by Mercer's anti-air game instead.

🐵&🎨 @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social

#OCArt #Mercer
December 8, 2024 at 6:31 PM