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Tactical Bacon Productions
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Fuck twitter... I make videos sometimes

https://youtube.com/@tbp?si=vGGFpG-nDy5zKgM7
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Normally I don't share my videos on Bluesky, but I'm proud of this one.

200 minutes of me discussing one of my favorite games of all time, The Legend of Dragoon, to celebrate its 25 year anniversary.

Link here
youtu.be/luO9G-Bfsos
Well, after sacrificing two days to the gods, I finished God of War: Sons of Sparta. I can confidently say it is probably my second least favorite god of war game, and simultaneously the overall worst game in the series. Despite liking it better than ascension, Ascension is a less flawed game.
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
It's more complex than this obviously, but there's no denying that whenever you see someone talking about "what a time to have been alive" it always coincides with when they grew up. Everybody feels that way about their era. Every era is special, but your era isn't more special than other's eras.
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So I've been playing Expedition 33 at the request of my friends that have been bugging me to play it.

Last night I just got to the end of act one...
February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Why the fuck did I make this?
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I like cats, that is all
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Not to brag, but I accidentally cooked here
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
You know, what does Logan Paul even do? I'm not making a joke, outside of the Japan incident, I've never seen a single moment of his videos. What does he even do and how did he get his popular as he has?
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 AM
How fortunate am I not the first company to ever reach out to me to do a full length sponsored video is for a game that actually looks halfway decent.
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Well, just had my first major frustration as a homeowner. My entire internet service provider is out right now.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Every time I log into this website, I'm always reminded that 99% of online wrestling fans are giant cunts.

I've pledged to never cover wrestling on my channel because of the amount of toxicity in this fan base. It's more toxic than even The Last of Us. I don't say that lightly.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just finished my behemoth two and a half hour Christmas video
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You know, I hate gen AI as much as the next guy, but I think people are getting a little bit overzealous.

E33 used AI to make some temporary textures which were later replaced by legitimately made textures. What's the problem here? Nobody's losing their job over temporary textures.
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I hung the framed posters in the stairway of my new house, so I now present "the Father the son and the Holy Spirit"
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by Tactical Bacon Productions
Playing SoulCalibur II when suddenly...
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Playing SoulCalibur II when suddenly...
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It doesn't cease to baffle me how people will still consider me "The Twisted Metal guy" despite Twisted Metal making up 10% of my output this year, and it will be less by the end of the year. Nobody even watches my Twisted Metal videos anymore. Like where is any of this coming from?
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: I refuse to use the "W" word in my videos, because I have a hard-line stance against using meaningless buzzwords in place of actual criticism or analysis.

Those people in my comment section:
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
One universal truth, anybody trying to correct Exo on tech or specs swiftly learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
My kingdom for a Sega Saturn Hdmi mod. It makes recording games that switch resolution modes constantly so much easier. Even the 3DO has one now.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And the beautiful irony is that the people pushing for it hardest still wouldn't be able to get laid if it happened. Women could have literally no other option, and it still wouldn't make these people any less repulsive.
No greater a confession than demanding society be completely reconfigured just so you can force women to talk to you.
Some on the far right want to repeal the 19th amendment. Many more share a coercive, patriarchal view of women.

I wrote about this and how the far right sees subjugating women as key to building the sort of electorate they need to win. @liberalcurrents.com

www.liberalcurrents.com/women-should...
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What a fucking day...

I'd elaborate, but that would require something like 16 follow-up posts.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Going back into my comment history and seeing the types of things I was commenting on YouTube 10+ years ago
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's official, my old faithful laptop that got me through the first two years of TBP has officially croaked. Literally blue screens on startup every time now.
October 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Some people have taken issue with the fact that I said that exclusive games are inherently anti-consumer

They literally are though, it restricts the ability for players to play games they want. But they are system sellers, so it's a catch 22. But both things can be true at the same time
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was thinking about the song Wasted Years, and found myself curious. I came to find out that song released on the 5-year anniversary of Bruce Dickinson joining the band. My channel is turning 5 in a few months. My channel is coming up on it's Wasted Years birthday.

youtu.be/Ij99dud8-0A?...
Iron Maiden - Wasted Years (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ian Watkins is dead
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM