Matt Hankins
@realmrhanky.bsky.social
I don't post much or follow many people. I'm here to read your stories, jokes, insights, and successes. My humor is as dry as silica gel.
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Matt Hankins
@realmrhanky.bsky.social
· Dec 8
I understand that you would like to be part of our family
52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
February 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
There are some hot sauces that really make me appreciate the smooth side of the toilet paper
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 AM
There are some hot sauces that really make me appreciate the smooth side of the toilet paper
I encourage everyone to punk new PS5 Pro buyers. No reason aside from humor and a side salad of sadism.
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December 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
I encourage everyone to punk new PS5 Pro buyers. No reason aside from humor and a side salad of sadism.
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I've been absent for a good while because I'm limiting my exposure to social media. Regardless:
Happy holidays to everyone. I hope you enjoy your time with family, with friends, or by yourself. All of these are relevant, and for those celebrating alone, i wish you the best.
Happy holidays to everyone. I hope you enjoy your time with family, with friends, or by yourself. All of these are relevant, and for those celebrating alone, i wish you the best.
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I've been absent for a good while because I'm limiting my exposure to social media. Regardless:
Happy holidays to everyone. I hope you enjoy your time with family, with friends, or by yourself. All of these are relevant, and for those celebrating alone, i wish you the best.
Happy holidays to everyone. I hope you enjoy your time with family, with friends, or by yourself. All of these are relevant, and for those celebrating alone, i wish you the best.
Watching old episodes of E.R. and realizing how much I forgot about Organic Chemistry, Human Biology, Anatomy and Physiology, Medical Terminology, and several other classes. Those languages are no longer familiar to me. Good thing I'm not a doctor.
December 18, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Watching old episodes of E.R. and realizing how much I forgot about Organic Chemistry, Human Biology, Anatomy and Physiology, Medical Terminology, and several other classes. Those languages are no longer familiar to me. Good thing I'm not a doctor.
"What were the late 70's / early 80's like, Matt?"
December 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
"What were the late 70's / early 80's like, Matt?"
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Vancouver, B.C. resident: Excuse me sir, but that fork is made with compostable bamboo per city ordinance, and should not be discarded with landfill trash
Me: My bad, I'm still adjusting after moving here from a city in Iowa where people would just throw their old car batteries in the lake
Me: My bad, I'm still adjusting after moving here from a city in Iowa where people would just throw their old car batteries in the lake
December 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Vancouver, B.C. resident: Excuse me sir, but that fork is made with compostable bamboo per city ordinance, and should not be discarded with landfill trash
Me: My bad, I'm still adjusting after moving here from a city in Iowa where people would just throw their old car batteries in the lake
Me: My bad, I'm still adjusting after moving here from a city in Iowa where people would just throw their old car batteries in the lake
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The assistant manager of my local grocery store's deli is named Dom. Once again, Dom is in charge of the subs.
December 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The assistant manager of my local grocery store's deli is named Dom. Once again, Dom is in charge of the subs.
Marvel Rivals players just love when you play as Jeff the Land Shark and yell "Hawk Tuah!" when you spit them out
December 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Marvel Rivals players just love when you play as Jeff the Land Shark and yell "Hawk Tuah!" when you spit them out
I'm so glad that public toilets don't charge you a quarter per flush. Those are usually my worst shits and I never carry much loose change
December 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I'm so glad that public toilets don't charge you a quarter per flush. Those are usually my worst shits and I never carry much loose change
Why is he called Iron Man and not FeMale?
December 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Why is he called Iron Man and not FeMale?
Sheepdogs are just wooly bullies
December 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Sheepdogs are just wooly bullies
What do I think the drones over New York are?
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
December 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
What do I think the drones over New York are?
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Reposted by Matt Hankins
Reposted by Matt Hankins
Reposted by Matt Hankins
This is the voice of DAVID DRAIMAN from the band Disturbed. So haunting and beautiful
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
This is the voice of DAVID DRAIMAN from the band Disturbed. So haunting and beautiful
My neighbor gave me a bunch of Thanksgiving leftovers but I haven't returned her Tupperware. She called foul so I sent her this picture:
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
My neighbor gave me a bunch of Thanksgiving leftovers but I haven't returned her Tupperware. She called foul so I sent her this picture:
I understand that you would like to be part of our family
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I understand that you would like to be part of our family
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
Mr. Nichols, I beg you to address the incoming administration's focus on privatizing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is precisely what led to the great recession in 2008 and the conservatorship of these entities. These decisions were avoidable, and I fear the results.
Mr. Nichols, I beg you to address the incoming administration's focus on privatizing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is precisely what led to the great recession in 2008 and the conservatorship of these entities. These decisions were avoidable, and I fear the results.
December 3, 2024 at 9:04 AM
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
Mr. Nichols, I beg you to address the incoming administration's focus on privatizing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is precisely what led to the great recession in 2008 and the conservatorship of these entities. These decisions were avoidable, and I fear the results.
Mr. Nichols, I beg you to address the incoming administration's focus on privatizing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is precisely what led to the great recession in 2008 and the conservatorship of these entities. These decisions were avoidable, and I fear the results.
Playing the same song on my stereo 15 times in a row to see if the neighbors can hear it.
Hearing "Baby Shark" that many times will break anyone.
Hearing "Baby Shark" that many times will break anyone.
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Playing the same song on my stereo 15 times in a row to see if the neighbors can hear it.
Hearing "Baby Shark" that many times will break anyone.
Hearing "Baby Shark" that many times will break anyone.
Have you ever been afraid to reply to a dm at some godawful time of the night for fear that the other person might not have their Do Not Disturb set and their notification is a goat screaming at 110 decibels at like 3 AM?
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Have you ever been afraid to reply to a dm at some godawful time of the night for fear that the other person might not have their Do Not Disturb set and their notification is a goat screaming at 110 decibels at like 3 AM?
I feel so relieved
November 27, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I feel so relieved