Matt Hankins
@realmrhanky.bsky.social
I don't post much or follow many people. I'm here to read your stories, jokes, insights, and successes. My humor is as dry as silica gel.
52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
February 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
I encourage everyone to punk new PS5 Pro buyers. No reason aside from humor and a side salad of sadism.
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December 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
I encourage everyone to punk new PS5 Pro buyers. No reason aside from humor and a side salad of sadism.
/s
/s
"What were the late 70's / early 80's like, Matt?"
December 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
"What were the late 70's / early 80's like, Matt?"
The assistant manager of my local grocery store's deli is named Dom. Once again, Dom is in charge of the subs.
December 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The assistant manager of my local grocery store's deli is named Dom. Once again, Dom is in charge of the subs.
My neighbor gave me a bunch of Thanksgiving leftovers but I haven't returned her Tupperware. She called foul so I sent her this picture:
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
My neighbor gave me a bunch of Thanksgiving leftovers but I haven't returned her Tupperware. She called foul so I sent her this picture:
I understand that you would like to be part of our family
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I understand that you would like to be part of our family
I feel so relieved
November 27, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I feel so relieved
I thought it was funny anyway
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 AM
I thought it was funny anyway
Sounds like my last one-night stand
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Sounds like my last one-night stand
I see you have food. I, too, like food.
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I see you have food. I, too, like food.
Sometimes, after a long day, Jake would enjoy a good cigar and watch the world go by
November 19, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Sometimes, after a long day, Jake would enjoy a good cigar and watch the world go by