RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat
@realityminus3.bsky.social
Coming at you from the Surfy Surfy HQ of Wales 🏄🏻♀️ | KMSU ftw 💜 💛 | 🐝 TMBG till we die 🌊 | DFTBA 🖖🏻🖖🏻 | Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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Pinned
James K. Polk, National Portrait Gallery
Nobody knows what it's really like. But everyone says it's great.
It spiralizes in ye; forks out at the serpent-snapping eye.
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Nobody knows what it's really like. But everyone says it's great.
Years ago, listening to a Cardiff radio station--the DJs were talking about the Highway Code. One said, "Did you know that there's a minimum of three times you can go around a roundabout?" Conversation ensued, a song played, and then the DJs came back on air: "Maximum! A maximum of three times!"
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Years ago, listening to a Cardiff radio station--the DJs were talking about the Highway Code. One said, "Did you know that there's a minimum of three times you can go around a roundabout?" Conversation ensued, a song played, and then the DJs came back on air: "Maximum! A maximum of three times!"
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He’s the devil, I say. The reason why you don’t see his tail, is because he tucks it up out of sight; he carries it coiled away in his pocket, I guess.
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
He’s the devil, I say. The reason why you don’t see his tail, is because he tucks it up out of sight; he carries it coiled away in his pocket, I guess.
Zeke & I are binge-watching a sci fi/horror show. We're in the 2nd season and v frustrated w the characters bc they, despite experiences, keep doing stupid things and being semi-truthful w each other. It's like Hank Green's Harry Potter song: "You make bad choices. Every chapter, every page… 🎵" 😤 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Zeke & I are binge-watching a sci fi/horror show. We're in the 2nd season and v frustrated w the characters bc they, despite experiences, keep doing stupid things and being semi-truthful w each other. It's like Hank Green's Harry Potter song: "You make bad choices. Every chapter, every page… 🎵" 😤 🙄
*ksshhht* Flight 648, this is Ground Control, check your heading, over.
*ksshshht* Oh shit, are we over Wales?! Hard left, hard left!!
*ksshshht* Oh shit, are we over Wales?! Hard left, hard left!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
*ksshhht* Flight 648, this is Ground Control, check your heading, over.
*ksshshht* Oh shit, are we over Wales?! Hard left, hard left!!
*ksshshht* Oh shit, are we over Wales?! Hard left, hard left!!
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NEW HAMPSHIRE by JOHN LINNELL played by OK GLASS
I don't know if I can explain why I did this, apart from knowing that it would work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5uU...
I don't know if I can explain why I did this, apart from knowing that it would work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5uU...
NEW HAMPSHIRE by JOHN LINNELL played by OK GLASS
YouTube video by OK GLASS
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
NEW HAMPSHIRE by JOHN LINNELL played by OK GLASS
I don't know if I can explain why I did this, apart from knowing that it would work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5uU...
I don't know if I can explain why I did this, apart from knowing that it would work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5uU...
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda, beautiful faces! 🎊
All love and all best for Twenty Ought Twenty-Six from me and Zeke Rat 💙 ✌🏻
All love and all best for Twenty Ought Twenty-Six from me and Zeke Rat 💙 ✌🏻
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda, beautiful faces! 🎊
All love and all best for Twenty Ought Twenty-Six from me and Zeke Rat 💙 ✌🏻
All love and all best for Twenty Ought Twenty-Six from me and Zeke Rat 💙 ✌🏻
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Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
good rats >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< all love
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
good rats >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< all love
Managed to conflate Hazy Shade of Winter earlier today w California Dreamin'. Took me eight hours to realize what I'd done. I've been thoroughly familiar w these songs for, like, literally* ever, and now I don't feel certain that I ever knew they were distinct songs. 🤔
*not actually literally
*not actually literally
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Managed to conflate Hazy Shade of Winter earlier today w California Dreamin'. Took me eight hours to realize what I'd done. I've been thoroughly familiar w these songs for, like, literally* ever, and now I don't feel certain that I ever knew they were distinct songs. 🤔
*not actually literally
*not actually literally
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dressing myself this morning and grabbing toward a t-shirt and my brain said "no, not that one, that's a SPECIAL OCCASION t-shirt" and then I sat my brain down and had a short little discussion about the fundamental everyday nature of t-shirts
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yep. I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yep. I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
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Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
They have come to the convention hoping to "break in" and then find themselves -- shocker! -- a "nobody in the book world." Yeah no shit! We all are! I have gently told guys like this a million times that it takes most of us *years* of hard work but they do not believe that could be true for them. +
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
“It’s still hungry … and I’ve been stuffing worms into it all day.”
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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He had been originally nurtured among the crazy society
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
He had been originally nurtured among the crazy society
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I love you so much, Zeke Rat!
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I love you so much, Zeke Rat!
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.
(Is better spoken)
(Is better spoken)
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.
(Is better spoken)
(Is better spoken)
i 've been a good rat all year >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i 've been a good rat all year >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
Felix Dies Natalis Solis Invicti 😎 🌞
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Felix Dies Natalis Solis Invicti 😎 🌞
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Made w real theropods
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Made w real theropods