Jasper
@realbadjasper.bsky.social
Author of Robber/Robert, a NSFW🔞🔞🔞 series about some dummy aliens who love each other.
Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
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Jasper
@realbadjasper.bsky.social
· Oct 17
HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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I had to redesign Watam's outfit a bit as I wasn't really feeling his old one. He is now a bit older and no longer a slut 😌. His upper brain is now doing most of the thinking and next time he has sex will most possibly be for the promise of a committed relationship, how cute 🌹
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I had to redesign Watam's outfit a bit as I wasn't really feeling his old one. He is now a bit older and no longer a slut 😌. His upper brain is now doing most of the thinking and next time he has sex will most possibly be for the promise of a committed relationship, how cute 🌹
Burning question: Would they tolerate each other?
I'm good at making guys who make this face
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Burning question: Would they tolerate each other?
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The first page of my new comic, "No Peeking"!
Currently this is an updating patreon exclusive.
Currently this is an updating patreon exclusive.
January 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The first page of my new comic, "No Peeking"!
Currently this is an updating patreon exclusive.
Currently this is an updating patreon exclusive.
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I'm good at making guys who make this face
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I'm good at making guys who make this face
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What better way to spend the liminal time between xmas and new years than reading my FREE! NSFW! comic about dummy horndog aliens getting freaky??
HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What better way to spend the liminal time between xmas and new years than reading my FREE! NSFW! comic about dummy horndog aliens getting freaky??
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Drawing comics is like (starts the next page) OHH GOOODDDDD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW THISSSSS (draws it anyway)
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Drawing comics is like (starts the next page) OHH GOOODDDDD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW THISSSSS (draws it anyway)
What better way to spend the liminal time between xmas and new years than reading my FREE! NSFW! comic about dummy horndog aliens getting freaky??
HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What better way to spend the liminal time between xmas and new years than reading my FREE! NSFW! comic about dummy horndog aliens getting freaky??
Honestly really disappointed that webcomic reading is mostly done on phones instead of a desk/laptop these days, not only because my longer series is strip format (a nightmare to read now) but also because it's harder to find the stupid alt text jokes I write for each page 😔
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Honestly really disappointed that webcomic reading is mostly done on phones instead of a desk/laptop these days, not only because my longer series is strip format (a nightmare to read now) but also because it's harder to find the stupid alt text jokes I write for each page 😔
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Going into 2026 with this energy
I keep scrolling longingly through my media tab thinking dang i really wanna see more of these guys! turns out i gotta draw em myself???
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Going into 2026 with this energy
Popping back in for my quarterly "things are very busy with work and holidays and I haven't had any time to draw aliens banging 😔" post. Hoping to get some personal work finished in January!!
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Popping back in for my quarterly "things are very busy with work and holidays and I haven't had any time to draw aliens banging 😔" post. Hoping to get some personal work finished in January!!
Ideas on how Allen and Simon meet for the first time! It's depressing! They are the "Someone will die 😒" counterpart to Rob/Andy's "OF FUN!!! "
I heard twit was going through another mass exodus so I thought I'd grab this and repost it before the place explodes lol.
I heard twit was going through another mass exodus so I thought I'd grab this and repost it before the place explodes lol.
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ideas on how Allen and Simon meet for the first time! It's depressing! They are the "Someone will die 😒" counterpart to Rob/Andy's "OF FUN!!! "
I heard twit was going through another mass exodus so I thought I'd grab this and repost it before the place explodes lol.
I heard twit was going through another mass exodus so I thought I'd grab this and repost it before the place explodes lol.
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Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
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Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
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HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
October 17, 2024 at 1:02 PM
HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
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Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.
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I heard it was Make A Terrible Comic day
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard it was Make A Terrible Comic day
Got my covid boosty this morning and now I'm waiting for it to hit me like a freight train 6-8 hours later, as it always does 😔💦
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Got my covid boosty this morning and now I'm waiting for it to hit me like a freight train 6-8 hours later, as it always does 😔💦
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We are now on the LAST DAY of Blanksword's Kickstarter Campaign and we're only 3.5k€ away from hitting our first stretch goal, which involves OFF's creator, Mortis Ghost, working with us on the game!
We ask one final time for your support to make our dream indie RPG a reality!
🔽(Link below) 🔽
We ask one final time for your support to make our dream indie RPG a reality!
🔽(Link below) 🔽
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We are now on the LAST DAY of Blanksword's Kickstarter Campaign and we're only 3.5k€ away from hitting our first stretch goal, which involves OFF's creator, Mortis Ghost, working with us on the game!
We ask one final time for your support to make our dream indie RPG a reality!
🔽(Link below) 🔽
We ask one final time for your support to make our dream indie RPG a reality!
🔽(Link below) 🔽
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October 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm 4'11" 😔
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm 4'11" 😔
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Also this is 3 months old but it's more or less part 1 of the 4panel i posted the other day 👌
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Also this is 3 months old but it's more or less part 1 of the 4panel i posted the other day 👌