Jasper
@realbadjasper.bsky.social
Author of Robber/Robert, a NSFW🔞🔞🔞 series about some dummy aliens who love each other.
Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out
Thank you I reposted that as soon as I saw it hahaha. Though I think this is more Robert coded than anybody else 🤔
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Thank you I reposted that as soon as I saw it hahaha. Though I think this is more Robert coded than anybody else 🤔
Textless version and thumbnails 👌
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Textless version and thumbnails 👌
Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.
yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??
Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌
Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.
I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.
I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
Last day of SPX, come getcha aliens at table W83 in the back corner of the ballroom!!
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Last day of SPX, come getcha aliens at table W83 in the back corner of the ballroom!!
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
Made a little height chart for the most recent page. Triclops are definitely the most dense and powerful species on the moon, but Lorses take the cake in height and numbers.
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Made a little height chart for the most recent page. Triclops are definitely the most dense and powerful species on the moon, but Lorses take the cake in height and numbers.
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)
I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me!
I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
September 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me!
I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
grabs him with my teeth and shakes him around
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
grabs him with my teeth and shakes him around
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 13, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
If you ever thought, boy, I really wish there were more than two aliens in this sci-fi comic--do I have the page for you!!!!
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 13, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
If you ever thought, boy, I really wish there were more than two aliens in this sci-fi comic--do I have the page for you!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 13, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
If you ever thought, boy, I really wish there were more than two aliens in this sci-fi comic--do I have the page for you!!!!
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 13, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
If you ever thought, boy, I really wish there were more than two aliens in this sci-fi comic--do I have the page for you!!!!
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 12, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy's not really cut out for this robbery business but, unfortunately for him, it's far too late to change the title. 😔
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 12, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy's not really cut out for this robbery business but, unfortunately for him, it's far too late to change the title. 😔
September 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 12, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy's not really cut out for this robbery business but, unfortunately for him, it's far too late to change the title. 😔
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 12, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy's not really cut out for this robbery business but, unfortunately for him, it's far too late to change the title. 😔
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 11, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
In addition to "Unkillable," Rob also put "Kinky Weirdo" on his CV.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 11, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
In addition to "Unkillable," Rob also put "Kinky Weirdo" on his CV.
August 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 11, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
In addition to "Unkillable," Rob also put "Kinky Weirdo" on his CV.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 11, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
In addition to "Unkillable," Rob also put "Kinky Weirdo" on his CV.
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 10, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The second robber giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekov's Shelves Full Of Dildos
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 10, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The second robber giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekov's Shelves Full Of Dildos
August 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 10, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The second robber giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekov's Shelves Full Of Dildos
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 10, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
The second robber giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekov's Shelves Full Of Dildos
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 09, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekhov's Big Meaty Fists.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 09, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekhov's Big Meaty Fists.
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 09, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekhov's Big Meaty Fists.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 09, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Andy giving a fine example of that well-known narrative principal: Chekhov's Big Meaty Fists.
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 08, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
TW on this one for some goo-based violence! Has anybody ever bothered to ask what kind of alien Rob is and why he can do these things? No? Well, it's probably not important. :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 08, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
TW on this one for some goo-based violence! Has anybody ever bothered to ask what kind of alien Rob is and why he can do these things? No? Well, it's probably not important. :)
August 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 08, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
TW on this one for some goo-based violence! Has anybody ever bothered to ask what kind of alien Rob is and why he can do these things? No? Well, it's probably not important. :)
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 08, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
TW on this one for some goo-based violence! Has anybody ever bothered to ask what kind of alien Rob is and why he can do these things? No? Well, it's probably not important. :)
Also posting this doodle that goes along with the recent page, because it makes me laf
August 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Also posting this doodle that goes along with the recent page, because it makes me laf
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 07, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Can more than one robber be reformed via the power of love and understanding in a single night?? We're gonna find out REAL quick.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 07, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Can more than one robber be reformed via the power of love and understanding in a single night?? We're gonna find out REAL quick.
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 07, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Can more than one robber be reformed via the power of love and understanding in a single night?? We're gonna find out REAL quick.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 07, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Can more than one robber be reformed via the power of love and understanding in a single night?? We're gonna find out REAL quick.
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 06, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Look, it's not called ROBBER/ROBBER/ROBERT, so one of us is gonna have to take the L.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 06, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Look, it's not called ROBBER/ROBBER/ROBERT, so one of us is gonna have to take the L.
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 06, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Look, it's not called ROBBER/ROBBER/ROBERT, so one of us is gonna have to take the L.
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 06, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com
Look, it's not called ROBBER/ROBBER/ROBERT, so one of us is gonna have to take the L.