piles some fuckkin worms on you
ratsplendor.bsky.social
piles some fuckkin worms on you
@ratsplendor.bsky.social
ratsplendor from AO3. i write Star Wars, House MD, and Gravity Falls stuff. & nothing else....ever...

can and will eat you. minors DNI.
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📌hi friend! here's my pinned post.

like my stuff? consider grabbing me a coffee owo
ko-fi.com/ellemeno

all my fics are listed here: bsky.app/profile/rats... or you can find me on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/ratspl...
tw: pet death

a bit of #poetry in loving memory of Brigid, who knew me longer than anyone i wasn't related to.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1bX...
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
*taps mic* is this thing on ? yeah. hey. this is your sign to confront the internalized ableism in your life. interrogate the way you treat your disabled friends, family, and community members, EVEN and maybe ESPECIALLY if you do not personally like them. god. oh my goD.
August 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
that's literally so true omg
girl put me in a USPS mailer the way i'll selfship with anyone. fresh boyhole str8 to ur door. i would be the lay of ur life & you can't convince me otherwise. your OTP has nothing on OTMe. etc etc
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i'm so real. love saying something with my own mouth and then going "oh my god that's so me." literally same, that's so true
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
happy to report that life with @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social continues to be domestic bliss
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i am alive, but more active on Tumblr these days. this, however, is generally a bad deal for everyone involved.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
📌hi friend! here's my pinned post.

like my stuff? consider grabbing me a coffee owo
ko-fi.com/ellemeno

all my fics are listed here: bsky.app/profile/rats... or you can find me on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/ratspl...
May 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
oh, no. .. m-my foibles.....
May 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
horse girls, when saying hello, must constantly be struggling to decide whether to spell it "hay" or "heigh"
May 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
anyway i'm on the #gravityfalls grindset lately. billfiddlesford if you dare. (and yes i still hate that ship name) archiveofourown.org/works/644103...
triple-dog dare - Chapter 4 - ratsplendor - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hey girl. still alive over here. r u still up?
April 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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*gritting my teeth* bahala fucking na....all is well....
February 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Cologne
GIOIA · Cologne · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
electrical technicians outside my window are bantering. heard this guy say "i found the orange wire :) and then i swallowed it :)" deadpan the other dude wasn't even fazed. "that's awesome" he said. oh to be alive
March 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the funny thing about promoting me to QA is that i am now allowed to verbally slaughter heads of production on the regular. and maybe to slaughter them analog-style as well
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*gritting my teeth* bahala fucking na....all is well....
February 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
another jinterview tomorrow. sometimes i think its lucky i never work in person anymore bc the level of threatening brandishing i would do with my mobility aid would get me in trouble. jesus fuck, just hire me. i would b better at it out of sheer spite.
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hey . who up parming their san
February 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
gawd i need a cigrit
February 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this is it. the time of year where i start thinking "hey what if i bought a risograph printer for 1.5k off eBay and refused to correspond with any living person ever again"
February 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
hey do u guys remember 3 yrs ago on twitter when i talked myself out of this toxic cycle? bc holy shit i need to do that again. where is 2022 ratsplendor when you need them. probs having a smoke + dangling their feet over the edge
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i will never stop being weird and sexual and trans and loudmouthed, & i will continue to love & hope & live in a time that doesn't nurture that in me, & they can try to kill me but i will never die. even when the world is not good, i will be. amen
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM