piles some fuckkin worms on you
ratsplendor.bsky.social
piles some fuckkin worms on you
@ratsplendor.bsky.social
ratsplendor from AO3. i write Star Wars, House MD, and Gravity Falls stuff. & nothing else....ever...

can and will eat you. minors DNI.
tw: pet death

a bit of #poetry in loving memory of Brigid, who knew me longer than anyone i wasn't related to.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1bX...
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
happy to report that life with @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social continues to be domestic bliss
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i am alive, but more active on Tumblr these days. this, however, is generally a bad deal for everyone involved.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
hey do u guys remember 3 yrs ago on twitter when i talked myself out of this toxic cycle? bc holy shit i need to do that again. where is 2022 ratsplendor when you need them. probs having a smoke + dangling their feet over the edge
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
33: you get me so right
archiveofourown.org/works/63121705
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
how yall know im about to hit you in the feels with my next publication
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
January 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
when i say i like older men this is what i mean 😤we are NOT the same 🖕
January 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
2025 looks good from here... :) #myfics have drafts piling up like nobody's business.
December 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
& finally from "laundromats and lullabies," a bit of a weirdo4weirdo peak of mine if i do say so myself. also the line that started the whole fic 4 me: archiveofourown.org/works/59671279
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
from "market crash," Wilson just absolutely being a world-class whore: archiveofourown.org/works/59947834
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
its 2 hard to decide! so i have given u three. from "push it down & pray," ft. lovesick, quasi-religious Fidd: archiveofourown.org/works/593587...
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
hit me babes!!
December 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
29: credit where it's due
archiveofourown.org/works/61237435
December 11, 2024 at 12:20 AM
yall fun fact about me: im face blind. so about 100% of the time when i'm either reading or writing Reylo, this is what i'm seeing in my head when i imagine adam driver:
December 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
26: market crash
(narrator: "they were, in fact, overtones")
archiveofourown.org/works/59947834
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
25: laundromats & lullabies
archiveofourown.org/works/59671279
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
23: layover
(side note: i am the first person to ever tag a fic "salt lake city airport")
archiveofourown.org/works/59590435
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
22: push it down & pray
(warning: demon-possessed sex, dubcon)
archiveofourown.org/works/593587...
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM