Some Dog's Millionaire
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Im good at getting yelled at
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Therapy can't do a thing for me unless I have a Death Note
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Therapy can't do a thing for me unless I have a Death Note
Dogs that hate men love me. Not thinking any further about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dogs that hate men love me. Not thinking any further about it
Anyone tryna grab strava family plan with me?
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Anyone tryna grab strava family plan with me?
Vote for me. Any job. Any election.
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Vote for me. Any job. Any election.
Netflix and Chill -> Get high and blue sky
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Netflix and Chill -> Get high and blue sky
Bug sexterminator 😈
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Bug sexterminator 😈
Labubus aren't Gremlins??
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Labubus aren't Gremlins??
How to have the perfect saturday:
Espresso martini -> rip pen -> big shit -> get out of bed
Espresso martini -> rip pen -> big shit -> get out of bed
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How to have the perfect saturday:
Espresso martini -> rip pen -> big shit -> get out of bed
Espresso martini -> rip pen -> big shit -> get out of bed
If you see me eating ranch it's none of your business
September 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see me eating ranch it's none of your business
Im the type of mfer to be in a plane crash and start shorting boeing stock
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Im the type of mfer to be in a plane crash and start shorting boeing stock
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can’t wait to go home put on my bat onesie and write a bad poem
August 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
can’t wait to go home put on my bat onesie and write a bad poem
If the national guard comes to chicago I'm walking around with 20 bags of subway sandwiches
August 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If the national guard comes to chicago I'm walking around with 20 bags of subway sandwiches
Juice cleanse shmoosh cleanse, I only need 2 espresso martinis and 30 minutes on the toilet to fully reset my digestive system
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Juice cleanse shmoosh cleanse, I only need 2 espresso martinis and 30 minutes on the toilet to fully reset my digestive system
I always get scared around pdfiles. Even tho i rly don't need to
August 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I always get scared around pdfiles. Even tho i rly don't need to
Chicago is like that hot, broke, inconsistent friend that's just cool enough to not cut off
August 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Chicago is like that hot, broke, inconsistent friend that's just cool enough to not cut off
Named my diary Thotobiography
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Named my diary Thotobiography
Willaim Dafoenem
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Willaim Dafoenem
Crazy you never see wizards fishing, they would love it. They could name their rod Spell Caster
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Crazy you never see wizards fishing, they would love it. They could name their rod Spell Caster
Shed and Shred (guitar open mic for snakes)
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Shed and Shred (guitar open mic for snakes)
Please start explaining board games like you're giving TED talks
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Please start explaining board games like you're giving TED talks
My instagram screen timer just saved me from leaving hate comments on Bulgaria's insta page
August 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My instagram screen timer just saved me from leaving hate comments on Bulgaria's insta page
The devil designed women's bodies and men's brains
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The devil designed women's bodies and men's brains
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Personally I love to pick up items and put them in my inventory. Sometimes you just really know that you shouldn't discard an item because you'll need it later.
April 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Personally I love to pick up items and put them in my inventory. Sometimes you just really know that you shouldn't discard an item because you'll need it later.
The devil invented cars to make people mean and evil and we all fell for it
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The devil invented cars to make people mean and evil and we all fell for it