Too Fat to Tranquilise
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social
Connoisseur of fine things; comics, theatre, wine, quizzing, cats, sitting down, Björk, good TV, bad TV, hot nerds and equality.
Slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
Slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
Pinned
Nobody asked for this. But here’s a thread of outfits I’ve seen Björk in. I think. Some records are… hazy.
First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003
First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003
Suddenly my Insta discover page is full of “men” and sports teams etc in Lycra and speedos and some of them are literally high school teams and this is NOT based on search history…
How do I turn off the pedo switch on Insta, please? I’m only there for cats, tattoos and action figures!
How do I turn off the pedo switch on Insta, please? I’m only there for cats, tattoos and action figures!
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Suddenly my Insta discover page is full of “men” and sports teams etc in Lycra and speedos and some of them are literally high school teams and this is NOT based on search history…
How do I turn off the pedo switch on Insta, please? I’m only there for cats, tattoos and action figures!
How do I turn off the pedo switch on Insta, please? I’m only there for cats, tattoos and action figures!
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I used to choose hotels in Brussels when I worked there based on which ones got ITV. 🤷♂️
I stay in hotels for work a couple of times a month, nearly always the same 5 or 6 cities. I used to cycle hotels based on price. But I've now become fully loyal to select hotels based entirely on their use of real toilet paper rather than this single ply BS.
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I used to choose hotels in Brussels when I worked there based on which ones got ITV. 🤷♂️
Krampus. The little Christmas goblin-prince. Finally home! With a £2,700ish pricetag.
Long may he reign.
Long may he reign.
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Krampus. The little Christmas goblin-prince. Finally home! With a £2,700ish pricetag.
Long may he reign.
Long may he reign.
It is very mid-40s of my to be so elated at the results of my new earwax endoscope thing.
There comes a time in a man’s life where the simple things really matter - like being able to pull a glob of wax out of your ear that’s twice the size of a Rice Crispy.
There comes a time in a man’s life where the simple things really matter - like being able to pull a glob of wax out of your ear that’s twice the size of a Rice Crispy.
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It is very mid-40s of my to be so elated at the results of my new earwax endoscope thing.
There comes a time in a man’s life where the simple things really matter - like being able to pull a glob of wax out of your ear that’s twice the size of a Rice Crispy.
There comes a time in a man’s life where the simple things really matter - like being able to pull a glob of wax out of your ear that’s twice the size of a Rice Crispy.
Watching the Boulet Brothers’ Christmas compilation move thing and MY GAWD it’s shit.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Watching the Boulet Brothers’ Christmas compilation move thing and MY GAWD it’s shit.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Honestly. He was the ⭐️
Christmas Cat
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Honestly. He was the ⭐️
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.
The worst thing about Christmas Day is Barney Walsh. #Gladiators
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The worst thing about Christmas Day is Barney Walsh. #Gladiators
Making the pigs-in-blankets and ended up with a spare rasher. Fried it. Ate it. #ChefPrivilege
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Making the pigs-in-blankets and ended up with a spare rasher. Fried it. Ate it. #ChefPrivilege
Corrie and gin. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Corrie and gin. Merry Christmas!
Honestly? No.
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Honestly? No.
THANKS MUM
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
THANKS MUM
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My absolute favourite Christmas video xxx
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My absolute favourite Christmas video xxx
Couldn’t sleep. Worry. Stomach ache.
Today would be stressful without our sweet little money-pit still being at the vets’ hospital, but that on top is just the cherry on top of my nervous breakdown.
So I’m watching Christmas episodes of Keeping Up Appearances.
Today would be stressful without our sweet little money-pit still being at the vets’ hospital, but that on top is just the cherry on top of my nervous breakdown.
So I’m watching Christmas episodes of Keeping Up Appearances.
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Couldn’t sleep. Worry. Stomach ache.
Today would be stressful without our sweet little money-pit still being at the vets’ hospital, but that on top is just the cherry on top of my nervous breakdown.
So I’m watching Christmas episodes of Keeping Up Appearances.
Today would be stressful without our sweet little money-pit still being at the vets’ hospital, but that on top is just the cherry on top of my nervous breakdown.
So I’m watching Christmas episodes of Keeping Up Appearances.
What? Why?
Heterosexuals are wildly boring.
Heterosexuals are wildly boring.
I would dearly like to return to the pre ass eating era of porn.
December 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What? Why?
Heterosexuals are wildly boring.
Heterosexuals are wildly boring.
Krampus likely to be in hospital til tomorrow at least.
Fluids. Bloods. Ultrasound…
Expected £2.5 grand. He’s 7 weeks old, barely a kilogram and we’ve had him since Friday…
I know these are relatively 1st world problems, but isn’t the world a terrible place?
Fluids. Bloods. Ultrasound…
Expected £2.5 grand. He’s 7 weeks old, barely a kilogram and we’ve had him since Friday…
I know these are relatively 1st world problems, but isn’t the world a terrible place?
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Krampus likely to be in hospital til tomorrow at least.
Fluids. Bloods. Ultrasound…
Expected £2.5 grand. He’s 7 weeks old, barely a kilogram and we’ve had him since Friday…
I know these are relatively 1st world problems, but isn’t the world a terrible place?
Fluids. Bloods. Ultrasound…
Expected £2.5 grand. He’s 7 weeks old, barely a kilogram and we’ve had him since Friday…
I know these are relatively 1st world problems, but isn’t the world a terrible place?
If we get to fetch Krampus home from the vets today, I will drink all the gin and toast to the Baby Jesus in joy.
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If we get to fetch Krampus home from the vets today, I will drink all the gin and toast to the Baby Jesus in joy.
After an hour of negotiations, confusion and technological tom-foolery with Virgin, we managed to get the tv and broadband working again.
Imagine if we’d’ve had Christmas without telly and WiFi! TBH me and the Manwife wouldn’t been fine but my Housewives-addicted sister might have died.
Imagine if we’d’ve had Christmas without telly and WiFi! TBH me and the Manwife wouldn’t been fine but my Housewives-addicted sister might have died.
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
After an hour of negotiations, confusion and technological tom-foolery with Virgin, we managed to get the tv and broadband working again.
Imagine if we’d’ve had Christmas without telly and WiFi! TBH me and the Manwife wouldn’t been fine but my Housewives-addicted sister might have died.
Imagine if we’d’ve had Christmas without telly and WiFi! TBH me and the Manwife wouldn’t been fine but my Housewives-addicted sister might have died.
Straight men should try sucking dick for a month to prove that they’re not homophobic.
Senior Reform candidate writes:
"People from other religions should eat bacon for a month to prove their Christian sincerity and credentials."
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
"People from other religions should eat bacon for a month to prove their Christian sincerity and credentials."
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Reform candidate slammed over 'bacon' religion comment as Farage faces pressure
A senior Reform UK candidate faces fresh criticism over 'unacceptable' comments suggesting non-Christians should eat 'bacon' to prove their sincerity to the religion
www.mirror.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Straight men should try sucking dick for a month to prove that they’re not homophobic.
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