Too Fat to Tranquilise
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social
Connoisseur of fine things; comics, theatre, wine, quizzing, cats, sitting down, Björk, good TV, bad TV, hot nerds and equality. Omega-level faggot, slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
Pinned
Nobody asked for this. But here’s a thread of outfits I’ve seen Björk in. I think. Some records are… hazy.
First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003
First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003
Very this.
Rape and sexual assault are not things that can be excused or ignored. People who do that do not deserve medals.
As bland and I find the Americans, they won in my eyes.
Rape and sexual assault are not things that can be excused or ignored. People who do that do not deserve medals.
As bland and I find the Americans, they won in my eyes.
I love most figure skaters but the evil French ice dancers and everyone in the ISU who is enabling and celebrating them by handing them this gold medal can eat shit
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Very this.
Rape and sexual assault are not things that can be excused or ignored. People who do that do not deserve medals.
As bland and I find the Americans, they won in my eyes.
Rape and sexual assault are not things that can be excused or ignored. People who do that do not deserve medals.
As bland and I find the Americans, they won in my eyes.
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I personally think it's bad that every friend I have in a marginalized group is up-to-the-minute informed on which criminals belong to his, her, or their intersection and can accurately and immediately predict the ways the association will be used to harm them
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I personally think it's bad that every friend I have in a marginalized group is up-to-the-minute informed on which criminals belong to his, her, or their intersection and can accurately and immediately predict the ways the association will be used to harm them
All the Canadians crying… they got me! Come on Piper & Paul! #WinterOlympics #FigureSkating #IceDance
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
All the Canadians crying… they got me! Come on Piper & Paul! #WinterOlympics #FigureSkating #IceDance
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Krampus shares my interests
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Krampus shares my interests
RIP Dawson
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February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
RIP Dawson
The Swedish skater fills his trousers out very nicely. It won’t win him a medal but I hope it’s some consolation. #FigureSkating #IceDance #WinterOlympics
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The Swedish skater fills his trousers out very nicely. It won’t win him a medal but I hope it’s some consolation. #FigureSkating #IceDance #WinterOlympics
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Time for the #IceDance finals and a nice Sangiovese. Come on #TeamGB!
#WinterOlympics #FigureSkating
#WinterOlympics #FigureSkating
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Time for the #IceDance finals and a nice Sangiovese. Come on #TeamGB!
#WinterOlympics #FigureSkating
#WinterOlympics #FigureSkating
This could be my house
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This could be my house
Jacob Fortune-Lloyd. He’s an odd type of handsome but… Phwoar.
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Jacob Fortune-Lloyd. He’s an odd type of handsome but… Phwoar.
Booked for The Misanthrope at The National with Sandra Oh. Amex pre-sales only and they’re already almost sold-out!
(Also booked for a lot of Sadler’s Wells things, 2 shows at Southwark Playhouse, Kimberly Akimbo and re-booked for Paranormal Activity. Busy busy!)
(Also booked for a lot of Sadler’s Wells things, 2 shows at Southwark Playhouse, Kimberly Akimbo and re-booked for Paranormal Activity. Busy busy!)
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Booked for The Misanthrope at The National with Sandra Oh. Amex pre-sales only and they’re already almost sold-out!
(Also booked for a lot of Sadler’s Wells things, 2 shows at Southwark Playhouse, Kimberly Akimbo and re-booked for Paranormal Activity. Busy busy!)
(Also booked for a lot of Sadler’s Wells things, 2 shows at Southwark Playhouse, Kimberly Akimbo and re-booked for Paranormal Activity. Busy busy!)
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
This is now a Donovan Carrillo stan account. The ferocity coming off of that little ice-twink! ❄️🩵 #WinterOlympics #FigureSkating.
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is now a Donovan Carrillo stan account. The ferocity coming off of that little ice-twink! ❄️🩵 #WinterOlympics #FigureSkating.
One day there will be a 100% heterosexual X-Man character to give these people some much-needed representation.
But today is not that day. The X-Men are queer AF, baby. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
But today is not that day. The X-Men are queer AF, baby. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Please raise your hand if you are straight and still like the X-Men despite some lgbtq people ALSO liking them…
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February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
One day there will be a 100% heterosexual X-Man character to give these people some much-needed representation.
But today is not that day. The X-Men are queer AF, baby. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
But today is not that day. The X-Men are queer AF, baby. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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If you’d’ve told me two weeks ago how invested I would be in this #FigureSkating, I would have laughed in your face.
But they got me. I blame Netflix.
But they got me. I blame Netflix.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If you’d’ve told me two weeks ago how invested I would be in this #FigureSkating, I would have laughed in your face.
But they got me. I blame Netflix.
But they got me. I blame Netflix.
The South Korean figure skaters are giving me Meatball and Big Dipper at the GayVN Awards.
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The South Korean figure skaters are giving me Meatball and Big Dipper at the GayVN Awards.
ART. 👨🎨
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ART. 👨🎨
I just my downloaded Discovery+ so I can watch the figure skating.
Something so dull to access something so camp 🤷♂️
Something so dull to access something so camp 🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I just my downloaded Discovery+ so I can watch the figure skating.
Something so dull to access something so camp 🤷♂️
Something so dull to access something so camp 🤷♂️
I see some of the comedians I used to do the open-mic circuit with 10+ years ago doing really well on telly and stuff and it makes me both happy and bitter.
But I also see some of the comedians from that same time STILL slogging away at open-mics and… that’s kinda depressing. When is enough enough?
But I also see some of the comedians from that same time STILL slogging away at open-mics and… that’s kinda depressing. When is enough enough?
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I see some of the comedians I used to do the open-mic circuit with 10+ years ago doing really well on telly and stuff and it makes me both happy and bitter.
But I also see some of the comedians from that same time STILL slogging away at open-mics and… that’s kinda depressing. When is enough enough?
But I also see some of the comedians from that same time STILL slogging away at open-mics and… that’s kinda depressing. When is enough enough?
Such a good book - and the sequel.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Such a good book - and the sequel.
Nobody talking about Greenday? 🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Nobody talking about Greenday? 🤷♂️