Too Fat to Tranquilise
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social
Connoisseur of fine things; comics, theatre, wine, quizzing, cats, sitting down, Björk, good TV, bad TV, hot nerds and equality.
Slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
Slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
On the Amstrad 464+
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
On the Amstrad 464+
A one-night-only West-End performance of Acorn Antiques to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Manchester’s Hope Mill Theatre?
I should coco! #TheatreSky
I should coco! #TheatreSky
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A one-night-only West-End performance of Acorn Antiques to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Manchester’s Hope Mill Theatre?
I should coco! #TheatreSky
I should coco! #TheatreSky
Is this Misfit’s first post-New-52 appearance in Cheetah & Cheshire Rob the Justice League? And with Flex Mentallo!
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is this Misfit’s first post-New-52 appearance in Cheetah & Cheshire Rob the Justice League? And with Flex Mentallo!
I truly am a prophet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I truly am a prophet.
My office does have… some perks.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My office does have… some perks.
Is it just me or do I look OK today?
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it just me or do I look OK today?
Just had my last ever haircut at my favourite non-binary barbers because they’re closing down. Sad but at least I look cute.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just had my last ever haircut at my favourite non-binary barbers because they’re closing down. Sad but at least I look cute.
The Line of Beauty at The Almeida… watchable, if vaguely depressing at the lack of sympathetic characters.
But the one scene where Jasper Talbot’s comes out and you’re like… oh, my 🤭… and then Leo Suter’s body comes out and the audience… 🫠😈🤤
But the one scene where Jasper Talbot’s comes out and you’re like… oh, my 🤭… and then Leo Suter’s body comes out and the audience… 🫠😈🤤
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Line of Beauty at The Almeida… watchable, if vaguely depressing at the lack of sympathetic characters.
But the one scene where Jasper Talbot’s comes out and you’re like… oh, my 🤭… and then Leo Suter’s body comes out and the audience… 🫠😈🤤
But the one scene where Jasper Talbot’s comes out and you’re like… oh, my 🤭… and then Leo Suter’s body comes out and the audience… 🫠😈🤤
Early sunsets and desk lamps make our nerdaliscious spare-room/office space kinda spooky…
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Early sunsets and desk lamps make our nerdaliscious spare-room/office space kinda spooky…
Some of us have fancied him since…
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Some of us have fancied him since…
If you see this, post four female characters you love.
Fire & Ice. Xena. Anya. So hard to chose though!
Fire & Ice. Xena. Anya. So hard to chose though!
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love.
Fire & Ice. Xena. Anya. So hard to chose though!
Fire & Ice. Xena. Anya. So hard to chose though!
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
This is what modern cinema is missing. #WestSideStory
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is what modern cinema is missing. #WestSideStory
No but, seriously; #CoronationStreet #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #WhoDunnit books set in 1983 and 1998? They’re just so fucking CAMP!
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
No but, seriously; #CoronationStreet #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #WhoDunnit books set in 1983 and 1998? They’re just so fucking CAMP!
Why did we never get the Zeus from Justice League spin-off movie that we (the gays) deserved?
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why did we never get the Zeus from Justice League spin-off movie that we (the gays) deserved?
What’s the best Chip en/& Dale?
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
What’s the best Chip en/& Dale?
When I was 12… what a time to be alive!
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When I was 12… what a time to be alive!
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an original Masters of the Universe Battle Bones fully loaded with Heroic Warriors and Evil Warriors and with a mouth full of weapons and accessories.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an original Masters of the Universe Battle Bones fully loaded with Heroic Warriors and Evil Warriors and with a mouth full of weapons and accessories.
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an original Masters of the Universe Battle Bones fully loaded with Heroic Warriors and Evil Warriors and with a mouth full of weapons and accessories.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an original Masters of the Universe Battle Bones fully loaded with Heroic Warriors and Evil Warriors and with a mouth full of weapons and accessories.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
This little bugger spends a lot of time lounging in his crows-nest when he’s not fucking shit up.
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This little bugger spends a lot of time lounging in his crows-nest when he’s not fucking shit up.