Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts. And I am just about out of fucks to give.
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Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Republican Oath: I pledge to pretend to believe in lies that I know are lies. I will perpetuate those lies. I will dismiss true facts as false or fake. I will find a way to live with myself by projecting my own shame onto others through exaggerated performances of pretextual outrage. Heil Trump.
Market crash. Starts today. $QQQ $SPY
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Market crash. Starts today. $QQQ $SPY
There is evidence that indicates Epstein provided the Russians with instructions on how to "handle" Trump in 2018. Whether Epstein fed the Russians compromising information or just offered to teach them how to manipulate the president is unknown.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There is evidence that indicates Epstein provided the Russians with instructions on how to "handle" Trump in 2018. Whether Epstein fed the Russians compromising information or just offered to teach them how to manipulate the president is unknown.
Reposted by Detective Buzzkill
Statement of Attorney General Matthew J. Platkin Regarding Today’s Election.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Statement of Attorney General Matthew J. Platkin Regarding Today’s Election.
This smattering of bitcoin liquidations since October 10 is no joke. And Trump pardoning CZ because his kids “told him to” is very, very bad. I wonder if the Trumps/CZ are liquidating their alleged bitcoin bribes, driving down the price while bankrupting their leveraged tech bro stans. Just asking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This smattering of bitcoin liquidations since October 10 is no joke. And Trump pardoning CZ because his kids “told him to” is very, very bad. I wonder if the Trumps/CZ are liquidating their alleged bitcoin bribes, driving down the price while bankrupting their leveraged tech bro stans. Just asking.
$BTC Remember how last week Trump pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the Binance founder and fraudster? Well. He and the Trump family are liquidating their bitcoin holdings. Right now. Because Binance is only good for one thing: liquidating fraud and bribe money.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
$BTC Remember how last week Trump pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the Binance founder and fraudster? Well. He and the Trump family are liquidating their bitcoin holdings. Right now. Because Binance is only good for one thing: liquidating fraud and bribe money.
Looks like $AMZN AWS and $MSFT Azure are experiencing simultaneous global outages right now.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Looks like $AMZN AWS and $MSFT Azure are experiencing simultaneous global outages right now.
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.
$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk
"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA
$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.
Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA
Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA
$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.
Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."
Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."
Apparently Edgar grounded Claude. Poor fella. Now I know why he keeps refusing to parse and handle earnings reports. #LLM #AI #Claude @anthropic.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Apparently Edgar grounded Claude. Poor fella. Now I know why he keeps refusing to parse and handle earnings reports. #LLM #AI #Claude @anthropic.com
Trump wants to put $230,000,000 taxpayer dollars into his personal bank account. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/21/t...
Trump wants $230 million from DOJ for investigating him: NYT
President Donald Trump was previously criminally charged in connection with efforts to reverse his 2020 election loss and retaining classified documents.
www.cnbc.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump wants to put $230,000,000 taxpayer dollars into his personal bank account. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/21/t...
Every time Trump has a tantrum that can’t be quelled, his handlers blow up a boat filled with brown people and then he giddily watches the video over and over again until his next diaper change. Because it’s more acceptable to murder brown people than to crash the markets. $QQQ $SPY $SMH #smh
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every time Trump has a tantrum that can’t be quelled, his handlers blow up a boat filled with brown people and then he giddily watches the video over and over again until his next diaper change. Because it’s more acceptable to murder brown people than to crash the markets. $QQQ $SPY $SMH #smh
omg
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
omg
Trump is ordering a military invasion of Illinois.
Pritzker says the Trump admin is about to deploy the National Guard in Chicago.
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump is ordering a military invasion of Illinois.
Exactly this.
They should be using the shutdown to demand legislation against ICE kidnappings, FCC censorship, military invasions of American cities, Trump unilaterally withholding funds, partisan gerrymandering, and so many other things.
Instead, we get this limp drivel.
Instead, we get this limp drivel.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Exactly this.
Wow. And yes.
We will set up a Palestine Donor Group.
Because any future Palestinian State must be viable also from an economic point of view.
And we Europeans will set up a dedicated instrument for Gaza’s reconstruction.
Gaza must be rebuilt.
Because any future Palestinian State must be viable also from an economic point of view.
And we Europeans will set up a dedicated instrument for Gaza’s reconstruction.
Gaza must be rebuilt.
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wow. And yes.