Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts. And I am just about out of fucks to give.
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Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Republican Oath: I pledge to pretend to believe in lies that I know are lies. I will perpetuate those lies. I will dismiss true facts as false or fake. I will find a way to live with myself by projecting my own shame onto others through exaggerated performances of pretextual outrage. Heil Trump.
“Research” 😄😄😄
After putting in 65 hours of condom research — considering more than 100 options and interviewing 10 experts — we’ve identified the six best ones so you can find what works for you. nyti.ms/4rCcU8e
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“Research” 😄😄😄
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We must never believe what we are being told. We must not believe these charlatans who would deceive us for their cynical political, immoral, and godless purposes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We must never believe what we are being told. We must not believe these charlatans who would deceive us for their cynical political, immoral, and godless purposes.
Who could have predicted that the Trump family would sell pardons for crypto?
🚨🚨🚨 An explosive new House Judiciary Committee report exposes the Trump family’s multi-billion-dollar crypto empire, fueled by self-dealing and corrupt foreign interests, the dismantling of anti-corruption safeguards, and pardons for corporate cronies.
These Crypto Giants Sent Trump Money. His Administration Let Them Off Easy
It took more than fame for Trump and his sons to build a crypto empire. They also got a lot of help from industry insiders, many of whom happened to need a hand from the president.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who could have predicted that the Trump family would sell pardons for crypto?
Is it possible that Lisa Cook's speech this morning re: use of GenAI in financial markets cause a trading algo meltdown? @edzitron.com $QQQ #QQQ
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Is it possible that Lisa Cook's speech this morning re: use of GenAI in financial markets cause a trading algo meltdown? @edzitron.com $QQQ #QQQ
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
It brings me no joy to short the Q's. But it brings me great joy to short the fuck out of $TSLA
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It brings me no joy to short the Q's. But it brings me great joy to short the fuck out of $TSLA
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Tick tock, motherfuckers.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tick tock, motherfuckers.
Presidential. Themed. Balls. So many jokes. So many.
New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”
Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Presidential. Themed. Balls. So many jokes. So many.
Market crash. Starts today. $QQQ $SPY
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Market crash. Starts today. $QQQ $SPY
There is evidence that indicates Epstein provided the Russians with instructions on how to "handle" Trump in 2018. Whether Epstein fed the Russians compromising information or just offered to teach them how to manipulate the president is unknown.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There is evidence that indicates Epstein provided the Russians with instructions on how to "handle" Trump in 2018. Whether Epstein fed the Russians compromising information or just offered to teach them how to manipulate the president is unknown.
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Statement of Attorney General Matthew J. Platkin Regarding Today’s Election.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Statement of Attorney General Matthew J. Platkin Regarding Today’s Election.
This smattering of bitcoin liquidations since October 10 is no joke. And Trump pardoning CZ because his kids “told him to” is very, very bad. I wonder if the Trumps/CZ are liquidating their alleged bitcoin bribes, driving down the price while bankrupting their leveraged tech bro stans. Just asking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This smattering of bitcoin liquidations since October 10 is no joke. And Trump pardoning CZ because his kids “told him to” is very, very bad. I wonder if the Trumps/CZ are liquidating their alleged bitcoin bribes, driving down the price while bankrupting their leveraged tech bro stans. Just asking.
$BTC Remember how last week Trump pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the Binance founder and fraudster? Well. He and the Trump family are liquidating their bitcoin holdings. Right now. Because Binance is only good for one thing: liquidating fraud and bribe money.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
$BTC Remember how last week Trump pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the Binance founder and fraudster? Well. He and the Trump family are liquidating their bitcoin holdings. Right now. Because Binance is only good for one thing: liquidating fraud and bribe money.
Looks like $AMZN AWS and $MSFT Azure are experiencing simultaneous global outages right now.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Looks like $AMZN AWS and $MSFT Azure are experiencing simultaneous global outages right now.
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.
$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk
"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA
$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.
Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA
Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA
$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.
Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."
Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."