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new video out now!! i promise to stop talking about this series after this youtu.be/p2ebhoFsjT4
How Stranger Things Failed Its Characters
YouTube video by randy moon
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THIS is why we need to make our own online spaces! I am shaking you, begging you. I get so frustrated finding cool artists with only an IG and literally nothing else. I guarantee I will 100% miss your new posts on IG and this confirms it. We need to go back to
👏 BLOGS.
👏 PERSONAL SITES.
👏 RSS.
I just got this notification from this trial Meta is conducting. For art to be seen, fees are required. No more likes because your work is interesting to ppl, it is all just paid access to huge audiences. And these are just starting fees, they go up after a month. 👎😬😭
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.
"As a parent, I am deeply concerned about what my child is accessing online. Albeit not enough to check or to install some very basic software that would prevent them from accessing dodgy material online. That's why the Online Safety Act is so important."
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral video of Pig Snout in Bubbles Breakcore:

“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”

(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
every time a woman with a beautiful roman nose gets a rhinoplasty i kidnap a man and break his legs with a hammer. so before u book that consultation with a plastic surgeon just think....do u want his blood on ur hands?
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
who is going to be brave enough to create crouton3.net
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
this is going to be the next big thing crouton.net
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
two months ago my car was broken, my nose piercing was fucked up and my tooth was chipped

today my car is broken again, my nose piercing is fucked up again and i still haven’t gotten that chip fixed. it’s truly amazing how quickly ur life can turn around 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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yuri is the right of all sentient beings
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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repeating ad nauseum: LLMs are not artificial intelligence

they’re letter predictors

please god save us from the horrors
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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༘⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴
#artsky #sketchbook #cuteart
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
the olympic opening ceremonies are just 5 hours of some bulllllshit
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
if anyone here still uses tumblr u should totally follow me helveticabliss.tumblr.com
randy moon
the intelligent and sensitive pervert
helveticabliss.tumblr.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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sorry but anytime I come across any puppy play online I think of this tweet
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
finally got the bump on my nostril piercing to go away and then i snagged it on my glasses
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
hate that the coal emoji is right next to the snowflake emoji in vrc. what if i accidentally throw coal at the dj and they think i thought their set sucked
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
reframing my hormonal acne as being masc and gender affirming to make myself feel better about it
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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First child.
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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girls be Saying "i put a subwoofer in my car" 22026 Cant tell If theyire talking Audio no more #trasgemder
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
discovered the most goated perfume layering combo today: burberry goddess + sol de janeiro cheirosa 62
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Transition goals ngl
i haven’t liked a laptop since we stopped making them cool
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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This guy has investigated this phenomenon extensively and actually recently released a book about it! Highly recommend his content.
Why we all talk like incels
YouTube video by Etymology Nerd
youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i used adobe animate when it was still called flash and now they’re shutting it down…..
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM