Random Carp
@randomcarp.bsky.social
Random observations from a random fish in a river near you. Possibly a parody.
Doesn't he have more important things to worry about than airline snacks? You know, like hiring more air traffic controllers, modernizing the air traffic system, etc...
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights reut.rs/48qXbjY
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants airlines to ditch salty pretzels and calorie-laden cookies in favor of on-board healthier options.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Doesn't he have more important things to worry about than airline snacks? You know, like hiring more air traffic controllers, modernizing the air traffic system, etc...
Great! Now do Trump-Putin Helsinki 2018.
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Great! Now do Trump-Putin Helsinki 2018.
I think Raiders-Browns might set the record for most punts in a game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think Raiders-Browns might set the record for most punts in a game.
This times 1,000,000!
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This times 1,000,000!
Oh we know its deliberate. We (USA) are unable to do anything about it because....{checks notes}....you told Orange Cheeto to do nothing about it.
How many more kids must I accidentally murder before you realise it's deliberate?
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh we know its deliberate. We (USA) are unable to do anything about it because....{checks notes}....you told Orange Cheeto to do nothing about it.
Of course Trump doesn't want to do that himself. He's a low energy germophobe. But he'd be totally happy if someone else did it.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Of course Trump doesn't want to do that himself. He's a low energy germophobe. But he'd be totally happy if someone else did it.
It's ok. Kid Rock gave him a pass.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's ok. Kid Rock gave him a pass.
I guess you could say Lemons is trying to make Lemonade?
From my notes—not a transcript, which doesn't exist yet—this was the exchange between Judge Nachmanoff & AUSA Lemons about the deputy AG telling him not to reveal if there was a declination memo in the Comey case. (A memo on why prosecutors weren't bringing charges.)
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I guess you could say Lemons is trying to make Lemonade?
Despite our polarized politics, that's ONE thing everyone can agree on.
tl;dr:
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Despite our polarized politics, that's ONE thing everyone can agree on.
@justinwolfers.bsky.social -- Here's an important economic chart for you.
Donald Trump has now officially passed Obama's eight-year total of rounds of golf — in less than five years. I've added a chart to my tracker of Trump's golf/property visits to show just how far past Obama he's getting.
www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@justinwolfers.bsky.social -- Here's an important economic chart for you.
Wait until he hears they aren't bringing whiteys.
Trump: "You can't come in, open up a massive computer chip factory…and think you're going to hire people off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them, and I'm going to welcome those people."
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wait until he hears they aren't bringing whiteys.
But yet she obviously hasn't had the power to keep the "clown car" out of the Oval Office. That's limited power.
Trump on Susie Wiles: "She can take out a country -- destroy -- take out a country with one phone call. That's power. I don't know if I could do that, but she could."
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
But yet she obviously hasn't had the power to keep the "clown car" out of the Oval Office. That's limited power.
AKA "I'd love to share my taxes with you but unfortunately they are under audit"
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
AKA "I'd love to share my taxes with you but unfortunately they are under audit"
Is this bad? It sounds bad.
Comey hearing just ended. Govt admits 2d indictment never shown to full grand jury. Judge concerned. AUSA also admits DAG Blanche’s office told him not to disclose if previous prosecutors prepared a declination memo (saying why there was no case).
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Is this bad? It sounds bad.
Would be entertaining to see the ABC reporter respond by throwing a Subway sandwich at Trump.
Calling the ABC reporter’s question “insubordinate” explains everything about how Trump sees press freedom.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Would be entertaining to see the ABC reporter respond by throwing a Subway sandwich at Trump.
Yeah but Trump is counting on the DOJ to hold up the release due to the "pending investigation" he ordered on Friday.
It's just like the "I'd love to share my taxes but they are under audit" bullshit he's been playing for years.
It's just like the "I'd love to share my taxes but they are under audit" bullshit he's been playing for years.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Yeah but Trump is counting on the DOJ to hold up the release due to the "pending investigation" he ordered on Friday.
It's just like the "I'd love to share my taxes but they are under audit" bullshit he's been playing for years.
It's just like the "I'd love to share my taxes but they are under audit" bullshit he's been playing for years.
Now THAT has some real "OJ Finding The Real Killer" vibes.
Blanche on Epstein: We're going to find out if there's anybody that hasn't been held accountable and if they're out there, we'll find them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now THAT has some real "OJ Finding The Real Killer" vibes.
"Might be a big smokescreen"......nah DJT would never do something like that.
Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Might be a big smokescreen"......nah DJT would never do something like that.
Serious question: If Chuck Schumer is no longer fit to lead the Dems in the US Senate, who would step up? Hopefully not Durbin. Maybe Murphy or Schatz?
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Serious question: If Chuck Schumer is no longer fit to lead the Dems in the US Senate, who would step up? Hopefully not Durbin. Maybe Murphy or Schatz?
If this was WWE wrestling, this would count as a "face turn", no?
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If this was WWE wrestling, this would count as a "face turn", no?
Donald "I'm a stable genius" Trump has entered the chat...
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Donald "I'm a stable genius" Trump has entered the chat...
Another case study in "those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it".
Of course, with the US education system so bad for decades, I'm sure most voters are not familiar with key moments in history like this.
Of course, with the US education system so bad for decades, I'm sure most voters are not familiar with key moments in history like this.
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Another case study in "those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it".
Of course, with the US education system so bad for decades, I'm sure most voters are not familiar with key moments in history like this.
Of course, with the US education system so bad for decades, I'm sure most voters are not familiar with key moments in history like this.
Reposted by Random Carp
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
With Karoline, every day is Opposite Day.
Translation: The emails have him red....err orange....handed.
Translation: The emails have him red....err orange....handed.
Karoline Leavitt says the emails prove Trump did nothing wrong she must have read different emails from the rest of the world. Because the emails I read said he's a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
With Karoline, every day is Opposite Day.
Translation: The emails have him red....err orange....handed.
Translation: The emails have him red....err orange....handed.
Sounds like Megyn Kelly is very knowledgeable about this subject. So is her preference 5-year-olds or 15-year-olds? Asking for a nation.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sounds like Megyn Kelly is very knowledgeable about this subject. So is her preference 5-year-olds or 15-year-olds? Asking for a nation.