Ranch Hand
@ranchhandwriter.bsky.social
Multi-genre writer, including transgressive, dark fiction, and other places where the muse awakens inside me.
https://ranchhandwriter.my.canva.site/
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White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows. This thing is big, so get the color print while you can!
@DenizCamp, I'm really enjoying your take on #absolutemartianmanhunter. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@DenizCamp, I'm really enjoying your take on #absolutemartianmanhunter. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Just finished #absolutesuperman 1-6 collected in the hardback edition. Just wow. I enjoyed the parallels to big government farming with a sci-fi twist, and the nods to AI taking over journalism and writing. Can't wait to see more Lois Lane and how Superman's cape works.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just finished #absolutesuperman 1-6 collected in the hardback edition. Just wow. I enjoyed the parallels to big government farming with a sci-fi twist, and the nods to AI taking over journalism and writing. Can't wait to see more Lois Lane and how Superman's cape works.
Imagine worrying every moment of your day that at any time Jimmy Page might steal your urine to conceive the Antichrist. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Imagine worrying every moment of your day that at any time Jimmy Page might steal your urine to conceive the Antichrist. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
NCIS90201 is a mouthful, but I bet it would have a banger cast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
NCIS90201 is a mouthful, but I bet it would have a banger cast.
Just finished Absolute Batman 1-6 collected in the hardback. It was a beautiful edition. I was worried about the story of Bruce becoming Batman being so different, but it really worked for me. The art and new ideas of bat tech were phenomenal as well. 5/5 from me.
a comic book called absolute batman all in 4
ALT: a comic book called absolute batman all in 4
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November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just finished Absolute Batman 1-6 collected in the hardback. It was a beautiful edition. I was worried about the story of Bruce becoming Batman being so different, but it really worked for me. The art and new ideas of bat tech were phenomenal as well. 5/5 from me.
She said she wanted to go out on the town, so we are going grocery shopping, cuz it cold.
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
She said she wanted to go out on the town, so we are going grocery shopping, cuz it cold.
The quiche lorraine is fire today, church family.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The quiche lorraine is fire today, church family.
On October 23rd 1995, I didn't skip school, but I was late. I was late because I was buying Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. 😂 30 years ago today. How time has flown.
open.spotify.com/album/6nrppj...
open.spotify.com/album/6nrppj...
Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness (30th Anniversary Edition)
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
On October 23rd 1995, I didn't skip school, but I was late. I was late because I was buying Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. 😂 30 years ago today. How time has flown.
open.spotify.com/album/6nrppj...
open.spotify.com/album/6nrppj...
White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows. This thing is big, so get the color print while you can!
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows. This thing is big, so get the color print while you can!
White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows.
I'm sorry for using the word assiduously in my last book, but really that's a you thing, not a me thing.
a fox in a white shirt and tie says " are you cussing with me " in front of a painting of soldiers
ALT: a fox in a white shirt and tie says " are you cussing with me " in front of a painting of soldiers
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm sorry for using the word assiduously in my last book, but really that's a you thing, not a me thing.
I should preface this by saying, I'm too old to care about what they think about me. I'm worried about my safety and their mental stability at this point.
Honestly wish that every day I didn't feel like that crazy person stalking me and fucking with me wasn't planning my death, but I do enjoy the sales for the chance to write shit on my Amazon page, so it's whatever.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I should preface this by saying, I'm too old to care about what they think about me. I'm worried about my safety and their mental stability at this point.
Honestly wish that every day I didn't feel like that crazy person stalking me and fucking with me wasn't planning my death, but I do enjoy the sales for the chance to write shit on my Amazon page, so it's whatever.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honestly wish that every day I didn't feel like that crazy person stalking me and fucking with me wasn't planning my death, but I do enjoy the sales for the chance to write shit on my Amazon page, so it's whatever.
I bet self righteous people give the best head because they are always sucking their own dicks.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bet self righteous people give the best head because they are always sucking their own dicks.
Put the Mercury in retrograde down and no one gets hurt.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Put the Mercury in retrograde down and no one gets hurt.
I ❤️ you, Alexis, or whatever penname you're using this week. You really are my number one fan.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I ❤️ you, Alexis, or whatever penname you're using this week. You really are my number one fan.
The story in question. 😂
CRUSHED Is Back, Baby!
Cecile Tellier is the lady of the hour in this all-new Halloween-themed adventure. The gang is treated to a groovy mystery in haunted New Orleans full of glory holes, DVP, and spooky ectoplasm.
Don't miss it, preorder now! books.loganblakc.me/...
Cecile Tellier is the lady of the hour in this all-new Halloween-themed adventure. The gang is treated to a groovy mystery in haunted New Orleans full of glory holes, DVP, and spooky ectoplasm.
Don't miss it, preorder now! books.loganblakc.me/...
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The story in question. 😂
Reposted by Ranch Hand
Just about every CRUSHED book is $.99 this week (or free). Get 'em now while they're cheap for some campy, smutty MFM goodness.
And while you're there, check out those new releases. We have a new one coming up next month with very sexy @fdotleonora!
books.loganblack.me/...
And while you're there, check out those new releases. We have a new one coming up next month with very sexy @fdotleonora!
books.loganblack.me/...
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just about every CRUSHED book is $.99 this week (or free). Get 'em now while they're cheap for some campy, smutty MFM goodness.
And while you're there, check out those new releases. We have a new one coming up next month with very sexy @fdotleonora!
books.loganblack.me/...
And while you're there, check out those new releases. We have a new one coming up next month with very sexy @fdotleonora!
books.loganblack.me/...
When that one person reads the story you wrote for them and they take the bait and "face" themselves by reviewing yet again. 😂🤣 That's eleven bucks this person has spent this week with the sole purpose of writing a couple of reviews using alt accounts on GRs.😂🤣 Keep the money coming.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When that one person reads the story you wrote for them and they take the bait and "face" themselves by reviewing yet again. 😂🤣 That's eleven bucks this person has spent this week with the sole purpose of writing a couple of reviews using alt accounts on GRs.😂🤣 Keep the money coming.
Thank you, number one fan, for paying eight bucks to leave another shit review that generally only draws in more readers. You know who this is for. Love you. I only hope one day you realize how much like Mark David Chapman you have become, you fucking weirdo. Get help.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Thank you, number one fan, for paying eight bucks to leave another shit review that generally only draws in more readers. You know who this is for. Love you. I only hope one day you realize how much like Mark David Chapman you have become, you fucking weirdo. Get help.