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Ranch Hand
@ranchhandwriter.bsky.social
Storyteller. Pantser. Of Beekeeping Age. Writing Degradation Street
https://ranchhandwriter.my.canva.site/
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White Lighter: A Warm Remix Extended Edition is available now everywhere. Color interior is limited until December 31st. Includes Eight Sixer, A Warm Place, White Lighter, and Black Widows. This thing is big, so get the color print while you can!
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January 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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KEEP CALM
and
FUCK ICE
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Alex Jeffrey Pretti #rip
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Sending a 1099 form everyone who was in my business last year.
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Just as I was biting into it, she said, there's a baby. It was hanging out the side and I didn't see it. Unlike the last time where I almost broke a tooth. 😂
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Gonna be hard for those cunts in Washington DC to spin ICE piling on that guy and beating him to death.

It's time.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Locked and loaded for the cold weekend with @roguebumblebee.bsky.social. We're gonna have so many sweet treats. Update: feeling stiff as hell but she's greatly taking care of me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Wait. So, the Minnesota Somali scammer was a white chick named Aimee?
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If you want a comical look at how the Republican Party will act when Trump dies, I highly recommend watching Death of Stalin.
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Hey! It’s FOC for DAREDEVIL #1
Featuring the 1st appearance of OMEN
Let your lcs know you want a copy to avoid disappointment! 😈♥️
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My daughter is having her gender reveal party on Saturday. Only one person knows and they won't tell me.
a man in a blue vest is holding a purple object
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January 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Whatcha writing?
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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crying in the shower is the new black
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Proof of attendance for corporate work party with @roguebumblebee.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Frozen hot cocoa in while snowing… yes. Is that a donut on top of a creemee, also yes. No regrets on a fun Friday with @ranchhandwriter.bsky.social 🍎❄️❤️
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@DenizCamp, I'm really enjoying your take on #absolutemartianmanhunter. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just finished #absolutesuperman 1-6 collected in the hardback edition. Just wow. I enjoyed the parallels to big government farming with a sci-fi twist, and the nods to AI taking over journalism and writing. Can't wait to see more Lois Lane and how Superman's cape works.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Imagine worrying every moment of your day that at any time Jimmy Page might steal your urine to conceive the Antichrist. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
NCIS90201 is a mouthful, but I bet it would have a banger cast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Leave it to Kennedy to be into sucking cum out of an ass. #felching
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just finished Absolute Batman 1-6 collected in the hardback. It was a beautiful edition. I was worried about the story of Bruce becoming Batman being so different, but it really worked for me. The art and new ideas of bat tech were phenomenal as well. 5/5 from me.
a comic book called absolute batman all in 4
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November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
She said she wanted to go out on the town, so we are going grocery shopping, cuz it cold.
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM